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WHY IM A DUMBASS

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we just moved into our new home a few months back. recently, we spent several thousand to fix the small upstairs bathroom.. we re-did everything, floors, tile shower, new fixtures etc. for the walls we went with a wainscoating (if you dont know what it is look it up Smile ) it was very expensive to do, and took a couple of days to complete, but the results were spectacular!!

we finished up with it about 8pm on a thursday and were so tired, we decided not to seal the hardwood or the walls and floor till the next morning.. thursday also happens to be the day i pin... so i did what i always do, i got my kit and headed into the bathroom, laid everything out on the sink, and prepped by right quad (which was facing our unfinished wall only a couple of inches away) stick went great, injected 2.5 cc's of test/deca, then as i pulled out i thought to myself "did i asperiate??" well the answer to that question was no..

all of a sudden a stream of blood similar to a low powered super soaker shot out of my leg and all over our new and very expensive unfinished floors and wall.. then came the dizziness, apparently, the majority of that oil went into that vein or something vs in the muscle, and down i went. i cracked my head on the sink on the way down, splitting my forehead open right above my eyebrow, spilling more blood on our unfinished hardwood... the pin, which i still had in my hand, went through the webbing between by thumb and pointer finger.. our brand new bathroom looked like something out of a horror movie..

life lesson learned:

1ALWAYS ASPERIATE!!

2 blood does not come out of unsealed hardwood..

total damage: $750 +3 stiches, and a very pissed off spouse!!

this is why i am a dumbass

spartacus91's picture

Hahaha and to conclude that laffin fit i will tell you about my silly mate lets call him stupid he never asperiates hes one lucky fucker so far soon to be a very unlucky fucker as i keep telling him...he should read that post it myt srt his head out.

fast48's picture

Honey....it's just lil spritzer! Lol! Bet wifey was hot!

datman's picture

that was the first time she ever was opposed to me taking AAS... not because of the synthetic hormones from ugl's that i was injecting into my body... but beause of the chance that i would dirty up her new bathroom lol!! maybe i'll buy a tarp or some painters plastic to put up from now on HAHA!!

Carlos Danger's picture

Ahahaha that's fucked up:-D

datman's picture

haha, i know Smile my first thought after everything calmed down was... IVE GOT TO POST THIS!!!

ruski's picture

funny shit bro

Zee's picture

Oh man thats devastating, atleast your ok. Think this will now stick in my head every time I inject.

RonMexico's picture

its only money.. glad you are ok... maybe some dilute bleach would work?

datman's picture

tried it.. we ended up having to pull up sections of the floor and wall, and replacing them... we tried plaining it off the floor, but it looked horrible.

power_house's picture

gd dude.. hahaha..im laughing but im trying not to.. this is one story right here..