+ 1 SIX INCHES ON YOUR ARMS IN 6 WEEKS......GUARANTEED
Well, it's Sunday again, and that means it's time for anyone held hostage by religion to fork over cash so your pastor can keep himself in coke, rentboys and the huge mansion he's worked so hard for.
Of course some of you who can't afford expensive clothes may choose to skip the drive to church, and buy your salvation directly from T.V.---you know, from those televangelists who tell you how rich you'll be if you just simply have the faith to send them a $1,000 "seed".
That's right; If you "sow" a $1,000 "seed", God will return it to you tenfold. A check will just show up in the mail. Your marriage will be saved no matter how many guys you've serviced in sleazy bus stations, and that cancer that the doctor told you was stage 4, will disappear.
Praise Jesus.
But for some reason, you're not able to actually send the money to Jesus because he doesn't take Pay Pal...or anything else apparently. Not to worry; the maggot on your T.V. screen with the gold rings and tacky hair has a direct line to God and will make sure your cash will be taken care of.
But anyway, as I was channel-surfing this morning looking for skinimax, I stumbled across one of these shitkickers, and I got to thinking..... If God is willing to help good people do good things, then maybe he'd be willing to help eroids. I mean, we do a lot of good shit here, and some of us actually are good people. Besides, God has to like anyone willing to do steroids to improve on the shitty work he did when he created 12 inch biceps.
So here's what I want you to do: If you REALLY believe in eroids and the work we do, then go to your phone right NOW and call. Sow a $1,000 love gift, and I promise you your gains will come twice as quick, and you'll be twice as big. But do it now ... don't put it off so you'll have time to come to your fucking senses---do it NOW. 1-800-1SUCKER.
Don't let this opportunity pass you by. God hates pussys...and anyone else who has a mind of their own.
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I am not mad. I do not live as a Christian, so I don't need to answer your questions, as I have no interest in converting you to any religion.
You know, there were plenty of white people who joined in the civil rights movement, not because they were mistreated but because they saw others being mistreated. Had the post been by a Christian and offensive to non-Christians, especially if the poster followed by saying that all non-believers were insane, you would see me taking the opposite position just as I defended you when the Aussie first posted.
Point taken....but then again, as a nonbeliever, there really isn't anything that a Christian could say that I would find offensive. If a Christian said something like, "He who hath said there is no God is a fool" (which now that I think about it, is a direct quote from the Bible), I would simply find that amusing, as I do almost everything else that defies logic. But I wouldn't be offended, nor should I be....nor should you be. If someone is comfortable in what they believe, then they have no reason to feel threatened or offended by someone who questions those beliefs.
Once again, please show me where I have "mistreated" someone here.
Double post
I give up on trying to show you that many of the things that you have said are offensive. I started a post in general discussion and it was moved, I assume because it was not steroid related. I guess your post belongs here... You keep saying what you want about whomever you wish. I will make my feelings know with my wallet, or lack thereof, and I think a few other people will do the same.
Probably a good idea, because you weren't going to succeed. If I've been offensive to you, it's only because you went out of your way to be offended, as so many other sensitive souls do. You find offense in someone questioning your beliefs. That's exactly how religious zealots have operated for thousands of years. ....."SUBMIT...OBEY...DO NOT QUESTION"....Those words should be inscribed at the entrance of every church, mosque, and synagogue, because that's the only message religion has when you get right down to it----"OBEY THE LORD OR ELSE.
You're offended because someone asking you questions makes you uncomfortable because you know in your heart that there is no logical reason to believe what you do...other than the fact that you happened to be raised in a Christian nation. If you were born in India, you'd be a Buddhist...if you were born in Israel, you'd be a Jew...and if you were born in a middle east Arab nation, you'd be a Muslim. You believe what you believe because of where you were born and the fact that you were indoctrinated at an early age.
Lets say you were from another planet and had never heard of any religion. What religion would you pick? I'll tell you----you wouldn't pick any. You'd be just like me--a rational, mentally stable human being.
Anonmentaly stable swole human being,,, well not always stable
Bingo!!
tread-mYou understand to blame Eroids for something Goth said is like hating candy because some guy eating a jolly rancher killed some babies right? Goth is not eroids, he is not paid by eroids and does not own eroids. He is a MOD, yes a MOD might get away with an off topic post in general but thats a perk of earning your way up the ladder maybe. Not the end of the world, in fact has no bearing on world time at all. Just don't take everything so personal , goth loves a little spar but if you need help he's some of the first boots on the ground I promise. You can only be offended by people you gave the power to offend you btw. I gave him the power to offend me and he still didn't. Its because I know he is a friend and does not intend to hurt anyone even if your perception is he is harsh. Look at his avi, he's a little puppy dog brother? Lol.
Thanks Tread. The reason the post was placed here was to call attetntion to the need for people to donate and make eroids a better place----It was meant to light hearted and fun, but this guy and the Aussie decided that they wanted to be drama queens and take offense. If this guy wishes to leave eroids, I will personally help with that. I'm sure God will be quite pleasde he's decided to turn away from drug use.
Goth the way I read this it didn't seem like a light hearted way to get people to donate money to the site. If you had a face to face with me you would work out in a matter of seconds that I am as far removed as 1 can be to be called a drama queen. If you post something that attacks a large majority of people's core beliefs of course it will cause a stir. I would like to be able to sit down and talk about this but I know it won't happen as we are on opposite sides of the world. It believe me I am no drama queen. If I was able to talk openly about my job and experiences I am sure that would clear this up. As for name calling Goth that is beneath you mate. There is no need for you to start down that road. As I said you have your beliefs and I have mine. I am sure that if you used politics the result would have been similar.
That much I certainly agree with....:)
Nothin but love and respect for you tread man! You're right. On eroids i can't say I've encountered it, until this thread. But even still, I have no problem with the person who posted it, just the idea that in their mind I'm somehow wrong for my belief. In any event, I'm here to talk about titties. I mean roids. Lol. So the fact that this doesn't often come up as a topic is definitely a good thing. I'm sure my little video is somewhat offensive to some ppl, but it's jut to prove a point. It shouldn't matter what I believe it you believe, it should be left at that and not up for debate. That's just how I feel anyway.
AnonI happen to find Pat very amusing Nitti..
He's the man! I love pat! I'd worship pat if he'd tolerate it. He would call me an idiot and make a video about me probably, lol. I find his words enlightening
AnonHe is quite humourous and actually very intelligent. I emailed him a few years ago and we had a nice conversation. I was quite surprised that he answered considered the amount of email he gets.
I would not have joined this site if I would have known that this was a place where the mods would attack the members personal beliefs in the worst way.
I would encourage you to remain a menber of the site...and I'm sure God would too. He does approve of drug use, doesn't he.
You, just like most people, make your own religion to suit you.
Freedom of speech baby! (and a sense of humor would help)
People are soooooo fucking sensitive these days. I miss "The Blazing Saddles" days where we could all just laugh at ourselves and each other.
We should open up a NEW FORUM for hugs and hand holding : /
tread-mYou and your blazing saddles, you just want the N word to be acceptable again! Oh wait, it is, nevermind. Well in that case I love me some blazing saddles too. When it comes on I can't turn the damn channel, I've seen it 100,000 times and feel like my kid when he used to watch shrek twice a day, he would literally mouth the words of the entire movie with eyes wide open. Makes me wonder if I do that during blazing saddles now that I think about it?
LOLOL!!! Good point wood. I'm not trying to piss anyone off....I'm just asking questions.
I was RAISED in the church, and some of the greatest people in my life have been religious.
I think anytime people open a discussion that calls for them to think, it's a good thing.
Anonwhat? if you don't care for the post then don't read it. I didn't realize mods aren't allowed to express their opinions. You are allowed to express your opinion, we can't? If you don't like the debate, no body is forcing you to read it. If you don't like the subject matter, again don't read it. there is actually some really good civil conversation happening here..
I don't care for many of the avatars but I don't deny people their right to use a picture that I find offensive. I simply just don't look.
I understand where you are coming from, but I have seen you tell others not to bash someone's intelligence in the forum. If you read all of Gothic's posts, you will see he goes beyond questioning intelligence and questions most of the world's sanity, well those who believe in any religion. I do not see him bashing Mohammad. I suppose he is not that brave. I would have thought that you would have defended the few members who were obviously offended, whether we are the minority or not. I don't see you tolerating racism, but you tolerate bigotry? This is, in my opinion, far from civil conversation. It may be civil to those who are not deeply offended.
I will no longer participate in this. I suppose that Eroids has plenty of members and they don't need me or any future donations from me.
According the OTHER major storybook on religion, The Koran, Mohammad was a child-molesting bitch.
Like I said, it's my belief that ALL religion is a mental illness. If I told you I had an invisible friend who talks to me and is going to take me away from earth to a place where I can live forever, you'd say I was mentally ill. Explain why religion is any different.
I'm more of an "Alien Petrie Dish" guy myself... Has more creedence than the whole "mysterious ways" thing
LOLOL!!! it's all that government-developed Test Prop you got ahold of in the Marines!!!
AnonI don't tend to get involved in discussions on religion. I don't get offended by them or the comments posted by either side. hmmm bigotry? .. that's kind of interesting because if I am being honest religious people are some of the most bigoted folks I know.. a discussion on religion almost inevitable offends someone. ... I can't judge what is deeply offensive for you, however, coming from a place and seeing this entire post I see quite a bit of humor as well as intolerance and a fairly civil discussion, my own beliefs aside.
just for the record, I happen to be Catholic, educated in the private school system (through graduate school) steeped in religion. I don't find any of this to be offensive. I am secure in my beliefs and others may express theirs.
Yes. Religious people have done some horrible things in the world over the years, however, I do hot see them on this forum trying to indoctrinate others. Much less, launching deep personal attacks. Read my post. I was the first to defend Gothic' s right to feel and say what he pleased, but after that I think he crossed many lines of civility and good taste.
irishpride79Lighten up bro.... Life is way to fucking short... it's all in good fun my man....Live a little will ya I'm sure if there is a "God" he won't mind a sense of humor!!!!
AnonI did and that is your right to feel this way. I m not taking that away from you. I am not easily offended by religious people, non religious people, people who think I am wrong for using gear, people who think all women should look like barbie dolls.. everyone has their opinion. I fail to see where it really crosses the line from anyone in this particular post. But again, it is my perspective. Not yours. Quite frankly if I wanted to chose something to be offended about I'd have to chose Wallabokkie's post. But it doesn't offend me.
"good taste" to you means keeping my mouth shut and not asking WHY you choose to believe in an invisible sky-zombie that watches your every move, thought, feeling, and action 24/7...and will torture you forever if you don't believe that a talking snake in a magic garden convinced a woman to eat an apple that has condemned us all to Hell for eternity.
PLEASE!!!!!!
Religion in and of itself is not bad. It is a path or road to self-enlightenment and awareness. There are several paths that can be taken, each tailored to a cultural understanding. Your path may not be my path; but it leads up the same hill.
What is bad is unenlightened men trying to teach what they themselves do not understand.
God, life, awareness, is beyond language. We are unable to utter or put into words that truth which is absolute. Parables are used to help us get a glimpse of the truth. The myth of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, (and other prophets) is as important –if not more so, than the actual men themselves. It is OUR story. A reflection of ourselves.
Who of you in the Christian culture hasn’t experienced their own “crucifixion”? The loss of a loved one, job, or victim of a disaster, or injury? How did you cope?
So take your anger out on the unenlightened –not the religion(s).
It wouldn't be---IF people kept it to themselves. But when we, as a society give respect and credibility to any ideology that operates outside the bounds of reason (sanity), then we open the door to the "My god is right and yours is wrong" situation....which is why we have all this chaos on the planet now.
Exactly; the product of unenlightened men trying to teach what they themselves do not understand.
Religions don't kill people; people kill people.
Yes, by giving respect to religion. They kill in the name of religion.
tread-mThe voice of reason is often only going to touch the reasonable. Very nice words.
Well guys this thread may have gone too far. You are all attacking your own way of life here. I am pretty sure that the US is built and govourned on Christian principals the same as Australia is. The fact that you attack these principals suggests to me that you belong to another type of cult. You could call Christians a cult, atheism is also a cult as is Darwinism as well. I suggest that if you don't like a life built on the back of Christian beliefs then move to Afghanistan and experience a life of total domination and supression with no liberties of freedom at all. Oh that's right you wouldn't last 2 minutes in an environment like that. As for the fact that there is no proof of Jesus living have a look at who is saying what. What are their motivations behind what they are saying. Are theytrying to sell a book or get published for their paper. They are motivated to try and get themselves out there. Science can't disprove the fact that Jesus died for us and rose again. Incase you all are a bit slow I am a Christian and very proud of the fact. It is all well and good acting macho now saying all kinds of garbage about God. The day will come when you will find out first hand if you have made the right choices.
Anonwell, damn, I thought I'd throw a lil fuel on the fire...'=) The US is built on a separation of Church and State. The premise that religion does not and should not drive politics, laws, decisions, etc... Attacking our own way of life? Our way of life is about freedom of speech, the freedom to have an opinion, AND the freedom to express it good bad or otherwise. (it may not really be that way but according to the constitution and what the founding father's had in mind, that IS how it was meant to be)
Atheism is a cult? Really? Please tell me what god atheists worship...and...what god is going to torture them forever if they don't. Atheists say that there is no god. I would never dream of doing that. There could be a god somewhere, so I suppose you could call myself an Agnostic Fundamentalist. But if God exists, then I want to hear it from him...not you. Because the fact is, YOU don't know anymore than I do...you don't possess special powers. And since I don't know, that means YOU don't know.
The fact is, no matter who you are or what you believe, you are an infidel to someone, somewhere on this planet, and they want you DEAD because of it. In fact, with you being a Christian, YOU would be slaughtered in most middle eastern countries LONG before I would due to the Muslim hatred of Christians and Jews. I don't hear Muslims shouting in the streets, "DEATH TO ATHEISTS"....no, it's Christians and Jews they're after.
As stated below....your religion requires FAITH (because your god doesn't seem to be able to show ANY proof of himself----yeah, real powerful).
Here's the definition of "FAITH"::::: The unexamined, unquestioned, deliberate suspension of disbelief.
In other words, your mind tells you it's bullshit, so you have to talk yourself into believing it.
So as I prepare to spend the rest of the day sinning, I have a question for you, and I'd like to see if you have the BALLS to answer:
"IF GOD ASKED YOU TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN, WOULD YOU DO IT"?...If the answer is no, then you're not really a Christian---at least not a good one. If the answer is yes, then stay the fuck away from me. because you're one sick mother fucker. And by the way, don't come back with some lame answer like, "God would never do that"----YES he would. He asked Abraham to murder his own child. Read your Bible if you'd like the entire story of God's "love".
Yes I have the balls Goth. For 1 God wouldn't allow you to go through with it. I find it quite interesting that this topic that you raised is causing you to become so heated. Any group of like minded people could be considered a cult. Evolutionist could also be considered a cult as well. As for you not knowing something means that no one would know is a narrow minded Goth. Just look at this. If you treated you biological father the same way would he want anything to do with you. I doubt it. I know that there is a God, I have experienced it first hand. The closer you get to him the more you experience him.
God sent an angel to stop Abraham... There is a deeper meaning to the parable than the threat of killing the son.
Oh...it was a parable?? So you get to pick which is a parable and which is fact?
The fact is, God asked him to kill a child. But then again, that's NOTHING compared to all the babies God must have killed in the flood. Must have been millions of them.
Then lets not forget about the impregnation of a woman without her consent, so that makes God a rapist as well. Or is that a parable also?
When you find out which God is the right one, let me know. I want to make sure I've got the best possible shot at not burning in Hell. There are HUNDREDS of religions to choose from. Please advise me on which one is the best.
How do you know it's fact? you get to pick what is fact and what is parable? A virgin birth is fact?
I'm not going to argue the mysteries of the Bible with you (or any other sacred text). It's a loose, loose situation; you're just as guilty as those bible thumpers in rising discord by preaching your agnostic view.
You have already chosen the right god. The Gnostic god that speaks to you directly. That one is the best.
LOL...I don't believe ANY of it is fact....especially a virgin birth. I have no interest in picking what is fact and what is fiction, and I'm certainly not "preaching" anything....simply asking questions.
As I said, if God exists, then he needs to get his lazy ass down here and introduce himself.
tread-mYou don't have to kill your kids to be in a cult brother, have you been to a kids fottball game lately? You just have to choke the F out of 'em is what I learned?
tread-mIts this brother, some of the most hateful chip on their shoulder people I've ever met were atheists. Some of the most hateful chip on their shoulder people I've ever met in my life were Christians. Some of the most hateful chip on their shoulder people I've ever met in my life were matchbox collectors (they are the worst) and I could go on forever....hate is hate and no one group has a monopoly on it trust me. Every walk of life has that one dickhead nobody likes and it does not have jack shit to do with believer or non-believer. I don't happen to associate God with real estate so I don't go to Church a whole lot and I don't preach to people and I don't run other people beliefs in the dirt because thats not who I am , but I am a Christian. Thats not why I'm not hateful just like the fact that I love motorcycles is not why I'm not hateful, I'm just not hateful...lol. i respect everyones own life choice and refuse to let mine effect them negatively or theirs to effect me negatively. I agree, this country is the last great stand for freedom but I don't tell those that don't think like me to leave it, the fact that they can hate Christians is why its great in part, I won't take that from anyone or we become these other places and I don't think asking people to leave it is a solution either. I actually get tired of those that think Christinas blood let , sacrifice babies and charm snakes personally, we only do that shit during lent and these hate mongers know it and yet they act as though we do that year round!!!! Pisses me off! Btw, shout out to my atheist friends, most of you have hearts of gold and thats all that matters to me and the same applies to my matchbox collctor buddies although most of you are ill in the head !
Well stated Tread. I certainly don't hate anyone, I simply implore people to ask questions. If someone chooses to believe something, I have no problem with that...as long as those beliefs don't impinge on my freedoms. Unfortunately, churches are very involved in politics these days.....THEY are the reason I can't buy whiskey on Sundays, and my favorite strip club was closed. They are the reason the Gunz-n-Roses concert was cancelled here years ago.... I could go on and on.
But when we give credibility to belief in magic, we open the door to bad things...this is why building were knocked down on 911 and people murdered all over the planet. I see videos EVERY DAY on YNC.com of people being murdered for not believing in a certain religion...Allah Akbar my ass....lol.
tread-mI absolutely know you don't hate anyone brother. You're one of the kindest people I know here even though a newb may not know that. Btw, your freedom in blue laws and all the other you speak of is mis-spent, you should fear your Gov more than anything on Earth as I think you do. We have some dumb ass blue laws I know, stupid..Kiss was cancelled here once "knights in Satans Service" !!! Lmao...thing is though seriously, I know a "shit ton" of Christians and they are not these crazy Fers outside the civic center brother, those are just crazy cult members not related to Jesus in any way shape or form. For myself I raise my kids, I cry in private when the grow too fast, I pay their way through life and hope theirs is better than mine, thats my world brother and most people I know, we don't give two shits about blue laws or when you or I buy and drink our whiskey. I know your points believe me because I share some of them and more importantly I know who you are which is plenty for me. Hell I'd march down tok the civic center with you and whoop some cult ass if you F with my G-n-R !!! As to christian/hate connection. I honest to God think its an excuse to hate just like any other group that has hate in it. These hateful Fers would be hateful whether Jesus ever was here or not, I'm telling you they would be running around hating on the flat earth crowd or hating because you don't believe in the ingredients in their special sauce for their rib rub...hate does not need a reason, it just needs a place to be. Hateful people are just hateful hell you know that. How many non-believers do you see around here from time to time that are just hateful MFers? They are everywhere, its not because they don't believe its just hate. The only difference in a non-believers hate as you know is that tbey are going to hell but other than that no difference right? Lmao.
LOL...I think Jesus was GREAT....great message, and things we should all live by. In fact, I'm willing to sit and listen to Jesus talk all day----as long as he keeps his mouth shut about religion.
People often ask me if I celebrate Christmas. Well of course I do. I celebrate every day that I'm alive, and I'm especially alive at Christmas. We decorate the house with all the lights, and we even have the nativity scene with little baby Jesus.
But Just becasue I celebrate it doesn't mean I believe it. I celebrate Halloween as well---but that doesn't mean I believe witches fly around on broomsticks.
By the way...I didn't know you were a big KISS fan. Grrrrl wants to know if you'll take her to a concert...and then a motel afterward. (please take protection---preferably mace, as she can get violent when she drinks).
tread-mKiss Army my brother! Btw , I'll listen to your rant on religionBUT YOU WILL NOT DENY MY WITCHCRAFT AT HALLOWEEN, that shit was real!!! Yeah funny thing, I think of religion as anti-Christian. Religion is by definition memorizing and repeating like the Jim Jones crowd did! I am not religious at all because there was a time I was and realized how fake it was as I reached adulthood and was weined off the koolaid. I know , I said weined...no homo