+ 1 SIX INCHES ON YOUR ARMS IN 6 WEEKS......GUARANTEED
Well, it's Sunday again, and that means it's time for anyone held hostage by religion to fork over cash so your pastor can keep himself in coke, rentboys and the huge mansion he's worked so hard for.
Of course some of you who can't afford expensive clothes may choose to skip the drive to church, and buy your salvation directly from T.V.---you know, from those televangelists who tell you how rich you'll be if you just simply have the faith to send them a $1,000 "seed".
That's right; If you "sow" a $1,000 "seed", God will return it to you tenfold. A check will just show up in the mail. Your marriage will be saved no matter how many guys you've serviced in sleazy bus stations, and that cancer that the doctor told you was stage 4, will disappear.
Praise Jesus.
But for some reason, you're not able to actually send the money to Jesus because he doesn't take Pay Pal...or anything else apparently. Not to worry; the maggot on your T.V. screen with the gold rings and tacky hair has a direct line to God and will make sure your cash will be taken care of.
But anyway, as I was channel-surfing this morning looking for skinimax, I stumbled across one of these shitkickers, and I got to thinking..... If God is willing to help good people do good things, then maybe he'd be willing to help eroids. I mean, we do a lot of good shit here, and some of us actually are good people. Besides, God has to like anyone willing to do steroids to improve on the shitty work he did when he created 12 inch biceps.
So here's what I want you to do: If you REALLY believe in eroids and the work we do, then go to your phone right NOW and call. Sow a $1,000 love gift, and I promise you your gains will come twice as quick, and you'll be twice as big. But do it now ... don't put it off so you'll have time to come to your fucking senses---do it NOW. 1-800-1SUCKER.
Don't let this opportunity pass you by. God hates pussys...and anyone else who has a mind of their own.
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I would not have posted had I known that I would be followed by you. What you say is not a FACT, it is what you believe. A usual condition of fact is verifiability. I thought that was the idea of faith...belief in something that could not be PROVEN. If you could prove it, then you would not need faith and almost EVERYBODY would be a Christian. If someone does not like Christian beliefs, or even Christians, then that is their right and they may say it. That is a belief that this country was founded upon.
DON'T GET ME WRONG. I thought what they said was in poor taste.
I don't agree with this seeming "you do not believe what I believe so leave the country and I can't wait for you to burn in hell" attitude that your post exudes. You attack the intelligence of others and you say that "science can't disprove that Jesus died for us and rose again?" Proving a negative...? Science can't disprove "the fact" that I have a purple unicorn that farts happiness and poops d-Bol.
Wow how words get twisted around. I wasnt saying if you don't like it leave. I was simply saying that most countries with our laws of freedom are founded on Christian beliefs. That's the problem with forums. Things get taken the wrong way.
VERY well done!
One is never called upon to prove a negative.
You rinse those Dbols off before taking them rite? LOL ;-P
I wanted to respond but this subject is too close to home, Thanks!
I do not go to church, so perhaps I am out on a limb on this one, but I would imagine that you may lose some donations and a few members because of this. If you look at any recent polls, you will see that close to 80% of Americans believe in God. Everyone may believe how they wish, but you are attacking a huge group, which you have every right to do. I do have one observation, though. It is easy to pick on Christians because they are the majority, so no politically correct issues, and they generally do not react to such things.
Of all the evil in the world, it seems you could attack mothers who bring many children into the world and do not have the means or the will to raise them, and in many cases, have no idea who the fathers are...or the low-life men who choose an addiction or even a hobby over providing for their children. There are people who abuse others and take advantage of them financially. So many groups of bad people in the world.
It is easy to attack Christians. I do not see you attacking Buddism or Islam. Islam certainly has its share of problems but for some strange reason I do not see you saying offensive things about the Prophet Mohammed, who had many wives, including children, and I do not believe that is disputed by historians, at least not unless you count the ones who do not believe that the holocaust actually happened.. So...yeah, attacking Christians is very safe and doesn't take the kind of balls needed to attack others.
That is just my two cents and I certainly hope that my post is not offensive to ANYONE.
Well, you sure seem to be in the minority here.
80% of Americans used to engage in with hunts too, but as time moves forward, people move from the dark ages and become enlightened. Sounds like you're still egaged in stone-age thinking.
By the way, almost 80% of Americans also believe in psychic powers, astrology, and palm reading as well.
ALL religion is a mental illness, and ALL of them deal in illogical, irrational beliefs.
You have become very mean and personal in all of this. I will never make a donation to this site as long as you are allowed to be a moderator and still continue to insult the members and spew this hate. My first instinct was to defend you but I feel as if you have gone too far. Based on what you say, I doubt the way that members feel is very important to you. Best of luck.
All you have to do is stop reading it. Its not like he is gonna knock on your door every weekend and try to use fear or guilt to get you to join him!
Dfizzle......and here I thought u were gonna get to talking about sythol.......jesus loved sythol
what do i put in the memo on the check? super natural bigger biceps? na screw it, id rather donate and have god give me the best Rhgh manufacture process thru e.coli secretion so i can finnally get this underground hgh lab made, and i can sell people REAL HOPE for muscle gains and quality of life. im so close, found a company that sells the e.coli strain and all. its too bad, your supposed to give whats in each mans haert to give not what the preacher asks for.
Although bigger biceps sounded good at first, as I got out my checkbook I realized if I had bigger biceps I would have to lift much heavier weights, and I'm having enough trouble lifting these heavy ass weights. Can I just order the stronger joints, tendons and ligaments package. The rest I'll do on my own! LOL ;-P
Ya I want better connective tissue too!! That should only cost 2-250$$$ That's a deal! :-D
Man, my step father was the coolest cat in the world when I was a kid. Baseball, hockey, boxing, drove a big as pick up and had a Harley! One of these pricks got a hold of him and now he's some kind of an ordained minister in the church of jesus christ or born again or some shit. Point being hes a preacher. You know what he wants to talk about when I see him now? Saving me from my own pool of sin. We can't even get together on fathers day to bullshit because he blasts me with it! I buy a card and slip it in his door and get the fuck outta there as fast as I can. It sucks! He dedicates 100% of himself to that shit. Needless to say we don't really speak much anymore. I still don't get how they pulled the wool over his eyes. I mean even in your darkest hour if this shit sounds good even for a week, eventually your ability to reason and rationalize comes back into play right? I guess not. Those fuckers steal more than money! Ohh he still carries his peace maker on the hip tho,lol. "No weapon formed against me shall prosper", lol, ok pops!
AnonEXACTLY the same here but he's isn't quite as deep yet... He just started preaching to small groups last year. For Christmas the church gets a HUGE donation instead of the family getting gifts or even so much as cards or a phone call because it's about christ's birthday not family.... This only started about 2 years ago, at least to the extent that it consumed him. I don't go to the house much anymore and neither do my brothers. It's kind of like he's dead when you try to talk to him now.... Nothing but gospel comes out of his mouth yet you can see it in his face that he's not happy.
I got a glimpse of the "first fruits of the new year" or some shit check that he gave to the church this year.... It was more than he's helped me with on all my of college costs combined over 3 + 1/2 years I've gone. But you know there's no cash to help your kid through med school... church is definitely a better cause than having your only son that actually goes to school be a doctor right? I had to quit going 2 semesters ago and just work because I don't qualify for any financial aid due to his income and they don't give out loans big enough to cover my expenses.
He used to be awesome too. Used to love going for rides in the Viper or riding motorcycles with him.... Now his Harley is sold and the Viper is for sale lol. Hate it. Funny I came across this tonight I was thinking about it earlier today.
WOW.
Ya know....I have absolutely no problem with anyone's beliefs. This is America and people are free to believe whatever they wish.
But I do have a problem when those beliefs hurt other people or infringe on the rights of individuals. Your father has fallen into a cult---and that's exactly what most organized religion is---a cult. In fact, it's a death-cult, because it's death they celebrate, not life. The only benefit you get from religion apparently doesn't kick in until after you die, and all you have to do in any Christian church is look up to see a figurine of a bloody corpse nailed to a cross. And while I have no problem with people choosing to believe in magical, invisible gods, that doesn't mean they can expect me to show respect for it....That's like asking me not to laugh at your hair-piece------it just makes the fucking thing all the more ridiculous.
So if any fine upstanding Christians happen to see God, please tell him I said to go nail himself to the nearest tree, and if he needs any help in doing so, I'll be more than happy to swing the hammer.
Reminds me of a tshirt I saw. A picture of Thor, it said "My god carries a hammer, yours got nailed to a cross, any questions?"
If you were tell someone that you had an invisible friend that talks to you and protects you, and is going to take you away from earth to a place where you can live forever, they would say you were crazy.
Someone please tell me what makes religion any different.
It's a mental illness......a mind-virus that should be pushed off the planet.
Amen! I will never understand religion.I work at a very religious place. The people there are retards .some of the shit they say I cant belive they could possibly be dumb enough to belive it. It drives me nuts if they cant answer my questions thats may discredit there fairytales they just say some dumb generic answer (like god made it that way) they could have 100% proof infront of them thats it is BS and they would still do what they do. Fucking morons!!
Bro you spelled that wrong there is an M in Mormons! LOL ;-P
LOL!!
That's funny as Hell.
Oh your gonna pay for that one in the afterlife! LOL ;-P
Well, if it turns out that there really is an egotistical god who demands to be worshiped, then I'm certainly fucked---no doubt about that.
But if I get a chance to ask God any questions before he sends me off to Hell, I'm going to ask him why he allows himself to represented almost exclusively by child-molesting con artists who use tax-free money to buy expensive hookers and piles of cocaine. I also want to know why he killed all those babies in the flood, and why he impregnated a woman named mary without her consent---which of course makes him a rapist.
AnonThat's the funniest shit i've read in GOD knows how long....
rapist lmao
Gods a rapist! Thats funny shit !
Rape? You know she wanted it!
hey i'd take your dad's addiction over my dad's... he spends all his time and money on crack and whores... and still carries a sidearm on his hip... now thats fucking scary....
Who's this?
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS! OUR LORD N SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST HAS RETURNED FOR YOU
will it work if i send money for 6" inches to my cock? it must right? ill send $1000 for both... might as well...
F* that! I all ready got 6" on my arms AND my dick... I'm keeping my money.