Here is a food story.

Some bodybuilders and I were out on our usual pizza night. We used to get together to see who could eat the most. This one particular night one of the guys decided that he will show us all how much he could eat. This is what he ate in order from start to finnish. Half of a full sized chocolate cake, banana split with ice cream, big schnitzel scallopini with chips and salan and garlic bread, a whole family pizza minus 1 slice. He them tried to drink some water but it wouldn't go down. He spat it back into the glass. A few minutes latter he tried to burp, but the food was so high up his throat that only food came out, he said it didn't even taste like it was starting to digest, it just tasted like food. He got up walked off to the toilet and threw up so hard an olive from the pizza came out through his nose. When he came back out he ordered another family sized pizza. We all just sat there and looked at him. We didn't know at the time he had spewed when he went to the toilet. Well he won the night and had his bill paid for by the rest of us

A young Aussie bodybuilder was training for his first comp and had seen a top Aussie bodbuilder on TV saying how he eats 22 egg whites each day. The young guy mistaking what the top bodybuilder was saying, he put 22 egg whites in 1 drink. Also trying to make sure he was not missing out on protein he put in 5-6 big scoops of his favourite protien powder. He then mixed it with water, beacuse he didn't have a blender he mixed it up by hand. The stuff was so thick and horrible looking the poor bastard had to hold his nose and skull the whole lot. He told me it was like drinking a chocolate milkshake with big lumps of slimey vaseline all the way through it. Needless to say , he had gut pains and horrible egg tasting burps for about 2 days afterwards.

This was a young bodybuilder who was making a protien shake one day. It was his last bit of powder left. He had problems with cockroaches in his kitchen. He was blending up his drink in the blender. He saw a cockroach running across the sink and smashed it into the sink then put it in the bin. He grabbed his drink thinking he had done his good deed for the day by killing his first roach for the day. So he chugged down his drink. As the froth settled down, he looked down into the jug and saw that there were little black legs floating around in his drink. Must have been one in the blender as well.

Trying not to vomit, and not wanting to waste the last of his protein powder, he straind it through a strainer and chugged down the rest of the drink.

Nah I think I popped a hemrhoid bro