i'm with gazza, sounds like you have digestion issues. Stop taking whey (bars included) for 3 weeks, replace with a vegan powder (Sun Warrior do a great tasting rice protein powder) for a nice break to your digestive system...and see how you feel. If nothing changes, you'll know its not the whey.
still laughing at your post...not of this world!

When I was in middle school I had the silent but violent carts. I dropped ass and the teacher asked who farted. I said nothing, then a little while later, I drop ass again. Now the teacher is gettin pissed off, he starts demanding for whoever farted to own up to it. Once again I remained composed and said nothing. I drop ass again, this time he was a couple desks away and he yells at me to go out in the hall for the remainder of the class. That teacher wasnt taking any shit haha.

When I was in tech school I ate a ton of tilapia and drank a half case of natural ice the day before going to the plasma donation clinic. I took the smelliest deuce on the planet in the can there. After I'm done this other guy goes in the john and comes out gagging, he tells the lady at the front desk that they need to do a better job cleaning their bathroom and he leaves. After he left the smell started to creep into the lobby and about half the people there got up and went home... I was so proud : )

Hell yeah give your girl the good ol dutch oven mine loves it when I do that to her. Let one rip under the covers and put the covers over her head oh yeah!!!! Its like saying I am the man in this house biatch

it gets really, bad when i drink my eggwhites and then eat a lot of fat. i once had this evening, when i totally pigged out after a workout. i thought "well, drink more eggwhites, so wont be hungry and eat less" but didnt work. so i ate a lot of yunk, lots of sweets and alot of m&ms (basically they are peanuts and nuts are healthy, atleast thats what i keep telling myself) aswell as a whole carton eggwhites, which contains 30. this was the beginning of an epic fartfest. i couldnt even sleep that night because of all the bloating and the farting. smelled really bad, too, but the worst part was when i had to get up to go to the bathroom. when i came back in my bedroom it felt liek walking into a wall.
i thought that after all these years of protein farts, that i would have seen (or smelled) it all, but this was a whole new level. like an night long swedish oven without blanket.

I dropped a bomb once while we were in the checkout line, then I took off on her by the time she smelled it everyone was looking at her in disgust. I still.laugh my ass off when I tell the story.

I had the same problem. I ONLY use Whey Isolate made by Cytosport(same folks that make Muscle Milk). They have fruit flavors and right now I am using their chocolate. It is the best quality protein shake you will find and it's easy on the stomach. I am on my third tub right now bro. You only need to add water.

And I thought I was the only one.

I was using egg protein about a year ago and my wife started getting really upset with me and threatened to throw out all of my supplements if things didn't change asap.

I still get bad gas, just not as eye watering as last year. Now, when the worst of it hits, I mix a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar with a little water and chug it down. It cuts it out immediately, but only temporarily.