+ 3 THE MAN CAVE (and really manly girls)
As I'm not the jeolous type, but these damn woman always gets doors held open for them!!! ! As of now us men have our very own lounge, here we men run the show like it is suppose to be. With this thread, we can have our online beefing matches, if u don't like someone, don't run them in the ground in the source reviews, bring it here like a man so we can all cheer for our favorite eroider!!! Are you tired of getin the ol thumbs down because somebody thinks ur a " lazy dumb ass " we'll here's ur chance to show ur voter who the real online gangsta is, if someone has called you a skinny punk, bring the fight here so we can help run them in the ground with you for being a immature dumbass, here's you online gangsta's chance to be heard, welcome to the New Improved Man Cave, a place you can just bring it and squash the beef (keep your minds outta the gutter)!! And ladies, we as men feel that u should participate in this too, we definatly like to see two kittys pound at each other. REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE CAVE, STAYS IN THE CAVE!!!!
SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES( this wud be you goth and tread) EROIDS.COM PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
THE MAN CAVE. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i feel like your coming on to me??? shove what lol
ya bro she does that, sigh what a tease
Anonyou got a problem with that??
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE????? I just cant get through this day without some crazy shit talking going on.............
AnonWell damn.. where you been all day?
FFUUUCCCCKKKKK dealing with stupid ass people. I swear for some people to make an educated business decision is like deciding what hole to use with a fat chick.....
AnonI do believe that is life.. and as for the fat chick ..well.. I fail to see why that would be so difficult
ha because she has rolls, you could stick that shit in alot of different places.... Not all being a warm and juicy one lol
AnonI guess my idea of fat chick and yours are different ...lol.. your chick is a lot fatter than mine..
lol probablly, because i like some chunk. Now fat is FAT. not a big fan of the skinny rail bitches, ha i live to grow not to shrink lol
Nothin like visiting my favorite sites well I'm on my bathroom break
tread-mBeen there done that....I mean, doing that! Poboy in the HOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUSSSEEEE!!!! What I'm talkin bout!
sgtstedankoHello... If you don't hear back, remember me fondly. And somebody do a nice Test/Deca/EQ/VAR stack for me
Enjoy yourselves, & each other. Thank you guys, for everything that you do. This incredible waste of time, means a lot to me:)
tread-mWife find some more phone numbers and size small condoms in your wallet? I swear I thougbt the prop would help that dude you cant stay mad forever. Hell its not like I did it!
Anongrrrl wakes up in the big city.. extra super soft sheets, nice fluffy pillows, starbucks coffee, breakfast in bed... what more could a grrrrl ask for?
Greg walks out of the bathroom, freshly showered, wearing only a towel
"Good morning grrrl, hope you enjoyed last night." "would you like a morning massage?"
Anon"good morning Greg, a morning massage would be a perfect way to end a perfect night."
FUCKING GOTH WALKS IN WITH FUCKING CHAINSAW... READY TO MAKE PART DUEX OF HIS VIDEO!!! AND PISSED OFF OVER EQUALITY OF CHEATING PRIVLIDGES!!
(but chainsaw was purchased from Big Lots---won't start---Goth apologizes and walks out)
tread-mPump the primer and try it half choke!
yea i have always been opposed to equality in cheating privledges myself. thats like saying because i love football doesnt mean she's gonna get on the field so why does she feel she need to follow onthis. and the chainsaw not working is a good thing Goth. remember you do not want to nick that fine piece of ass you have got there. jut think, they thought you wwere there to get into some freaky friday the 13th sex sceen role play type of thing so just go with it.
Greg and grrrl look at each other briefly as Goth walks out. They shrug their shoulders.
"Huh, wonder what that was all about?" Greg remarks as he goes back to what he was doing -Platonically massaging grrrls back and shoulders.
No worries bro, i always keep a spare in my car. This one was bought from the mexican sitting outside big lots...........
Those soft sheets got nothing on my cuddle power haha, Now the fluffy pillow part........... well i really cant compete with that.
Anonlol.. cuddling on the soft sheets, now that's the life.. especially when you get to laze about all day too..
Well the laze about part i cant help with, but you just stay there and keep the bed warm for me, ill be after i take care of business.
tread-mEscort service?
AnonI was left to my own devices last night when you ALL abandoned me to go party with Gothic... oh sorry you did offer me phone service but a grrrl requires more than that..
tread-mWell I came to the plate, I am a man and when Goth blows the horn the lodge trroops fall in. The only reason Greg wasnt there is apparently he was walking around the neighborhood drunk with a towel on and a bag of candy corn and a plastic pumpkin??? Dont ask......
tread-mNo pope, no barb, no grrrrrl, no Greg, not even Sgt......come on guys just give me a reason to wanna go on? Anything ? Well I guess I'll go hang myself......calm down you idiots its for masturbation! Damn you people and your ego's!
sgtstedankoHey:) Glad I made the list
I'm Busy, busy, busy. Even busier coming up! Will try to check up w/my phone, if I have it... Shit! I'm jealous. You can hang yourself with it:( That's reason enough, right? Damn the ego's!
I think i might hang myself for not making "The List" boo hoo haha
Anonand leave your new wife a widow?
Well apparently my new wife has been a very bad girl while she has been in NY. I might have to break out the wooden spoon on that ass, Or maybe the plastic one with the holes in it?
Anonyou spank my ass with that spoon the battle is on baby... no holds barred all out fighting..
In that case you just won my heart, lets do this shit. And Goth yes you can watch, but if you come from behind and try anything crazy, i will throw you out with the dog ;)
youz killing it aint it,shit and gonna throw goth out with the dog,if i dnt know better id say the soup kitchens open chimichangs, and five dollar footlongs are the menu. LMMFAO, its cloudy down here in the south makes feel like evils lurtching. hey what do you call a hollo hotdog at halloween........ a holloweiny
HAHAHAHAHA a holloweiny for some reason that is cracking me up right now.......
Anonhoney.. what have I told you boys about hitting the sauce? it's so bad for your liver especially while your on gear..grrrl shrugs her shoulders and walks off with the red velvet cupcakes Gothic brought by while killin was out drankin with the fellas
killin throws down the moonshine that pope brought over from his last run, looks over at grrrl walking away with the cupcakes. Looks over at pope....... picks back up the moonshine, then says, she will be back, i still have the frosting....
Anongrrrl laughs quietly to herself... killin doesn't know that Gothic left extra frosting for the cup cakes just in case someone decided they wanted to sample the frosting before frosting the cup cakes... she won't be back anytime soon
SHEEEEEEEET, looks like all i have is my moonshine and popes drunk ass. Wait............... why is he rolling around screaming "bring back the cupcakes"?? grrl looks back, gives pope a cupcake. walks away without even giving killin a taste, this declares war. GOTH can i borrow your chainsaw? well after you fix it that is........
Goth walks in with new chainsaw from Craftsman/Sears..lifetime warranty..starts every time...but does'nt see Greg...leaves chainsaw with killn' and heads for Krispy Kreme to get intoxicated on the hard stuff.
Awww crispy creme, pope walks over to the chainsaw with a can of gasoline, mumbles to himself, damn ol timers, always forgetting something, being the friend popeboy is, he fills Goths chainsaw up with gas and then heads over with goth for the intoxication ceremony.
killin picks up the chainsaw, (fuck its shinny) looks for grrrl........wait........goth took grrrl with him. FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK they took the cup cakes too
(looks up puts hands in air, and screams, CUUUUUPPPCAKES........)
Anonmake sure get the sprinkle stuff... extra lead in those..
AnonYou can have a taste all right... You just have to ask nicely.
grrrr its that nicely part that gets me every time
Anonthere is still hope for you..
hey even an old dog can learn new tricks
Anontraining you to learn new tricks will be very rewarding...for me and you..lmao..