New supplier on tha block bitches!
So after seeing all these newbs talkin about starting their own steroid companies I've been inspired to show y'all how it's done! So first gonna need a good name something like "TX's Badass Gear". It's a work I progress so bare with me. Prices are gonna be very low and shipping will be free and probably the most discreet and untraceable ever. My whole process from money collection to shipping will be carried out by an innovative new idea...the carrier pigeon. Once your order is placed a pigeon will be sent to your collection address(please only US domestic address, these little birds get tired) and upon recieving money he will then be sent back out with your gear. Only small orders at first cause I'ma have to juice these pigeons up alittle before they can start carry'n heavy loads. Shipping is free I only ask that you feed the pigeon if he looks alittle hungry. These birds will be outfitted with small cameras so if ur a cop or try to follow my birds not only will I know, each pigeon also has a self destruct program I can activate from home. So if you feel that I may have overlooked something please feel free to comment and I'll probably steal your idea and patent it before you can say wtf.
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I think Owls would be better, they come in lots of sizes for assorted orders large and small PLUS they are nocturnal so you could advertise "overnight" service. Less chance of spotting a bird with a package that way too...
Tx You need a website, or your company will be removed from the Supplier Intro... I will take care of that, we can talk compensation in private
TxBigBoyGood lookin out bro!
Really guys come on. Ducks is the answer, geese are to noisy, ducks fly in large packs, if one goes down or is intercepted (by a jet engine), 90% of your gear still gets through. HELL ! they even have routes they fly.
Ducks man, DUCKS.
I'm going to become an avid duck hunter.
tread-mI do love it but I must say...if you would switch to my insurance company you could afford a falcon?
TxBigBoyWell I'm hoping to get to a financial point were I can afford eagles for large quantity orders. Being that they are protected by law from any harm I'm thinking it could better my chances of keeping LE off my back seeing how they cant shoot them down.
This was already covered it the 3rd post from the bottom.
The start of any good business is a professional well thought out business plan: who, what, when, where, why and how...let me just say...
You TOTALLY have it covered! I am in when you go IPO.
TxBigBoyHahaha thanks bro
If your shooting the pigeons with all that juice...I'll just eat the bird!!!
Steroids with protein...hum
hahahaha
well when ever you are ready TX you can send all geese or pigeons to me for some hard core "poop on cop" training. perfect defense tactics for evasions just in case any deals go south in this business. the geese definately drop the bigger bombs but i have seen some pretty acurate pigeons dive bombs. although the geese are vicious you micht not want any direct violent contact. better that they drop bombs and go, gotta keep the gear safe.
TxBigBoyThanks for all the support guys I have a good feeling about this! Ima take some time to get these birds properly trained and shop will be open soon!
I would go with TX's Flew the Coup Steroids, and i would use geese as it would be like security over your goods, for 1 geese dnt play no games, they will fuck u up if they feel somethings going sour. not to mention you can really get some insentives to purchase from you if you have the geese drop a couple eggs out at time of delivery, there eggs are huge and loaded with protein. Tx, bud...... its time to spread them wings on get this gear out!!!!
I forgot about that, Geese are fckin vicious and loud so you can not only use them to fly out your goods over night but have some juiced up ones outside keeping an eye out for Feds
TxBigBoyI'm liking tha name! The geese could probably carry more as well, we could use them for larger orders. We got a spot here for you brother if you want some part time work
well i am glad to be a part of the team, maybe we can get the team together for a news conference and go over geese training and proper geese combat. also with geese we could probably strike a deal with aflac to insure the business
TX you forget to tell them, they better be home when the damn pigeons make there delivery... Or they might just give your gear to the neighbor next door wondering why the hell it's trying to break thru your window
TxBigBoyPick up and delivery system is actually gonna be alittle different. When sending money you will need to put it in a water proof zip lock bag and tape it to your roof, and delivery will be the same they will drop off on your roof. If you live in an apt we will make special accommodations for you.
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~BFG
PETA is going to be all over your ass.
TxBigBoyHahaha I knew that was coming! Well I think PETA will be the least of my problems if anything goes bad. That did get Mike Vick pretty good though.
You better keep them pidgeons in seperate cages if your gonna put test in them. They won't wanna carry if theres a few females in there they'll be far too busy smashing the back doors off them
TxBigBoySee I was thinking of using the females as an incentive to fly faster so they could hurry back to the females but since we are either blowing them up or cooking them now guess we will just stick to males only. I'll need install shock collars as well so theres no unplanned stops for poontang!
they'd have to be some powerful shock collars while i'm on test sometimes i'd prefer death to not getting any
TxBigBoySo if I can get these pigeons cheap enough I'ma go ahead and make the self destruct standard for all deliveries to further tighten security. Unless ofcourse you feel that you really need to eat the bird then let me know before hand and I'll disarm him
save the powder. Just put a recipe for squab in the order.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/search/delegate.do?searchString=Squab+Recipes...
TxBigBoyThat works too, shit I could even charge more!
Lol I love it.
TxBigBoyI'm glad bro, it's all for you guys! Just trying to bring the best quality along with excellent service. Think I might UKSS a run for his money!
If you used one way birds, you could just eat them so they don't squawk.
good idea..,. they are "stool" pigeons after all.
LOL
Gear and protein!
Well now we all know Greg is a birdman lol.
birds, goats, gerbils, hell I've got a regular petting zoo going on here.
Sounds far fetched but it could work.
With training, pigeons can carry up to 2.5 oz on their backs. The German apothecary Julius Neubronner used carrier pigeons to deliver urgent medication. In 1977 a similar carrier pigeon service was set up for the transport of laboratory specimen between two English hospitals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_pigeon
TxBigBoyGet those birds on a 4 week cycle an I bet would could double that weight! I like the initiative Greg, there's a spot on my staff if your interested
Wow an offer to be on the ground floor of the next biggest thing since the .com craze. I'm flattered, and I accept.
Lmao i just showed my wife that and she was like are you fucking serious a pigeon? A pigeon is gonna give us the gear. Lol i would suggest a falcon tho
TxBigBoyI shopped around an falcons are a bit pricey right now, but maybe once I get going we can make the upgrade.
Not only that, a falcon might try to hawk your gear.
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AnonHAHAHAHAHAHHAA