Fall/Winter EBC Bulker 2013/14
BOOM ITS BULK TIME!!!! Here we go Boyz & Gurlz, its finally time to get big again! No more booty shorts and half shirts walking through the mall for Ed with 6 inch spikes thank God!
Its Ed day instead of groundhog day. Once he packs away all tapioca puddin and hail damage hanging out of his shorts and slidez on his leggings and flannel duck dynasty shirt we know we can BEGIN THE BIG EATS! Goofy phuker and his aimless walk around the food court blowing a duckcall with a mouth and pocket full of cordog 7's finest with mustard all through his beard and intertwining nose hair! Makes me wanna thrkw up in my pants just thinking about it!
OK we've put it off long enough, the idea is bulk folks. That does not mean pork up so you appear to be wearing cammo at walmart blending in with the fattest laziest country on earth. It means big lifts, big kitchen but might wanna leave the twinkiez for the people parking in wheelchair spotz driving electric carts who have actually eaten their way to a handicap sticker and type 2 diabetes!
So for me i roll dirty in the first half of one of these often then clean and big to finish but clean and big the whole ride is not a bad thought either. By dirty i mean i have been known to eat a tub of ckttahe cheese over a day with my big eats and yes maybe even an ocassional pizza with all meat topping convincing myself "its carbs and protein right?" Lmao....well honestly the big clean route is the way to go even if you end up with a few cheat meals in the first half of the rjde.
I might say look back through our success storiez in the bulk comps and maybe get with some of those people and take some advice. I can think of one right off. Our own Shrapnel put a hardcore beatdown on the competition and if I remember right pulled on over 40 lbs and it was a nice 40 too! I still remember all the tears and crying by the competition and theif coaches. It wasba sad day for sportsmanship! Lmao
Alright lets do the dayum thang. Keep in mind...neither myself or Carlos want to yield 1000 pm's wifh your cry storiez about your baby momma or you're in the middle of a herpes breakout and scabbed up blah blah blah! If you can't follow the rules and meet the deadlines then you can't play!
If you have a question that is not answered in this thread..then the answer is NO! Lol
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Mutagenic.co
5 Prop100
5 Tren Ace
5 Mast Prop100
2 VAR 50x50mg
1 PERFECT PCT -
EliteAnabolX.com
2 packs of orals - ur choice between Drol, Dbol, Winny, Var or Proviron
4 bottles of Test E
4 bottles of EQ
4 bottles of Tren Ace
1 pack of Adex
2 packs of All in One PCT 1
1 pack of Cialis
1 pack of Viagra -
MassRoids.com
$200 Kalpa Pharmaceuticals products -
KodiakQueen.com
100 off 200 + dollar purchase to the top three -
101FitnessPharma.com
£200 of store credit for the winner! -
GymChemist.co
$300 worth of product -
Xroids.com
$300 in products -
TexxGears.eu
$300 store credit - 1st place
$200 store credit - 2nd place
$100 store credit - 3rd place -
RoidsSeek.Com
$700 store credit to each winner -
SwoleOil.com
1 pack Anavar 100mg x 50 tablets
1 vial Tren Ace100mg/100ml
1 vial Test Prop100mg/50ml
1 pack Prami 1mg x 50 tablets
2 packs Aromasin 12.5 mg x 50 tablets
1 pack pct blend 76.25mg x 50 tablets -
MuscleDevelop.co
£300 store credit to the winner
£200 to second place
£100 to third -
Steroidforyou.com
$400 store credit - 1st place
$300 store credit - 2nd place
$200 store credit - 3rd place -
LegitAnabolics.net
3 boxes Nolvadex 30tabs 10mg
2 boxes Bayer Shering Proviron 20tabs 25mg
2 boxes Sopharma Clenbuterol 50tabs 20mcg
100tabs 10mg Dianabol Vermodje
100tabs 10mg Stanozolol Vermodje
10ampules Galenika Test e
10ampules Norma Test e
10ampules Omnadren 250 (Sustanon) 250mg/ml
10ml Vermodje Test p 100mg/ml -
RealRoids.com
$200 store credit - 1st place
$150 store credit - 2nd place
$100 store credit - 3rd place -
BalkanPharm.com
300$ Balkan Pharmaceuticals products for the winner -
MusclePharmacy.co.uk
1st $300 Order any product
2nd $200 Order any product
3rd - 5th $100 Order any product -
Androboy.net
1st Place: $200 credit for orals
2nd Place: $400 credit for injectables
3rd Place: $400 credit,
1 of each oral,
3 of each 10ml injectable -
AnabolicPharma-eu.com
10vials 10ml asia pharma -
Trustedanabolicsolutions.NET
3 Test-E,P,C
3 x Tren-A &,E
3 x T.A.S.- BOL (125mg Tren-A, 75mg test-Prop
3 month supply of our best selling Advanced Organ Armour -
DrMusclePharmaceuticals.com
£200 store credit
One pic of you and a current USA today in both open and closing pics.
- Front Double Bi
- Front lat spread
- Back double bi
- Back lat spread
- Most Musclular
- One pic of choice
- One pic you in it with your USA Today with open and close pics
No pic doctoring , air brushing , altering of any sort and if caught you will be disqualfied and BANNED!!!
Again, a 7th pic with USA today and some body present will be required for opening and closing pics.Remember, full body (head to toe) present in pose shots, all of them.Make sure the lighting and background are the same for the opening pics and the closing pics and have the same pose for opening and closing as well.....again, all 6 required core pics.
**OK so we know.....a lot of questions around bulking and what is it. No, it is not just who hainsd the most. If you gain 20 lbs and there is nice recomp and the weight is distributed equally showing nice proportion etc, you will beat the guy who gained 50 lbs ,no quality, no proportion etc. QUALITY IS KING! Getting fat is not bulking its porking, this is not a porker. **
Follow the compettion rules, give me 6 poses with one extra pic containing the USA Today (6 pics total).
Give me a brief yet precise description of your cycle and goal and then BOOM, GET TO WORK!!!
Opening pics deadline will be November 15th at 11.59 pm CST.
Closing pics must be identical to opening and deadline is 11.59 pm January 31st 2014 CST
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RustyhookerGood luck to all contestants! I'll be cheering and helping as i can.
Finally, been waiting all week for this. GOOD LUCK ALL!!
The "Enter Contest" link is broken though.
tread-mGet'em ready...working on it
Thanks bro. I was up early grabbing a USA Today. I live in a small town, there were only 4 left when I got there lol.
AnonAlright I got some friends coming buy any second to donate. Whatch this page today
AnonOut of respect for Tread and my brother Carlos i'd like to make a donation:
after you guys bulk it'll be cutting season so ill contribute (to the overall winner)
5 Prop100
5 Tren Ace
5 Mast Prop100
2 VAR 50x50mg
1 PERFECT PCT
Best of luck to everyone.
-M
AnonOne of the best cutting cycles anyone can think of. Thank u for your support homie
No shit, I love that stack for cutting! Add some HGH and its sweet!
Thanks muta! You are always down to support every ebc
Thanks Muta, but I'll save that for next winter. I'm gonna bulk all year!!
tread-mFUUUUUUGGEEEEEEEEET LETS DO DA DAYUM THANG!
LiquidzMuta I can certainly take those off your hands for ya =P
tread-mMuch respect my brutha from anutha! Very nice M and thank you always for your support and friendship.
AnonJust a friendly reminded to our Src's a 10star vote is delivered to each Src who delivers a prize to any of our Top5 winners. Winners are also expected to post pictures and review for each prize they receive. Thank you for any and all support.
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.
PermalinkOk, time to grab my paper this week!! /roar!
Hey Tread can the most muscular be our choice? Hands on hips for example!
tread-mI trust you brother make it work.
Sweet 2 be in this contest!
should it be known ahead of time who's gear we're running? sorry to be a noob...
tread-mGood idea if you want to impress your supplier and maybe open a sponsorship door.
right? maybe you mods could come up with some contest with those parameters, but unfortunately I think it could be subject to manipulation.
MakaveliCD7Elite AnabolX has a nice prize package to offer this bulker winner....I decided to donate a cycle to compliment the bulker.....Good luck to all you contestants
2 packs of orals - ur choice between Drol, Dbol, Winny, Var or Proviron
4 bottles of Test E
4 bottles of EQ
4 bottles of Tren Ace
1 pack of Adex
2 packs of All in One PCT 1
1 pack of Cialis
1 pack of Viagra
Special thanks to Tread-M and Carlos Danger for keeping this going over time!!!!
tread-mBABOOMDAYUMBOOMBOOMBOOMFUKINBOOM! THANK YOU GENTS!
Way to bring it CD and Zewi!!!
phil113kgTaxying instructions to runway 113KG, roger that tower. Airbus 348 you have clearance for takeoff. Roger that tower, cleared for takeoff. Heading for destination "winner" will be cruising at an altitude of 120kg and will report body weight change. Roger that Airbus 348.
Edit. Never mind I'm a moron.
tread-m7 total i have to fix that.
I read down a little further and figured it out.
tread-mAHHHHHHHHH....THE SMELL OF CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE, PUMPKKN PIE AND MAD MOTHER PHUKERS ON JUICE....I LOVE THE PHUKKN HOLIDAYS!
Tap..tap..tap...tap..tap..
(HPG standing in doorway glaring at Tread with a disdain look...daggers fly from her eyes.)
Eh FUKIN HEMMM!!! honey...are you fukin kiddin me!? PUMPKIN PIE??? REALLY???
(HPG, grabs Tread by the ear...drags him back to the room. A LOUD THUD and the door flings open.)
THERE WILL BE NO PIE UNTIL AFTER TURKEY DAY!! Demm da rulez ladiezz n gents..sorry..dont wanna end up like T now do ya?!
tread-mAwwwwww baby..you had me at "eh fukin hemmm". Mmmmmm
Lets get on that cold with a lil more zinc though. The "hemmmmmm" part sounded jewish and flemmy ;/
Well i need mo mucusin!!!
Oh and dat crust, betta be gluten free!!
Paging Dr. T.... PAGING DR. T..... HPG needs ur assistance again in the bedroom....need my lovin...bout riiiiight NOW!!! ♡♥
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tread-mOk lets do this heal thang! Mucasin and luvin, whats not to love? T-man on dis doll, picking up my batman suit from the cleaners now. Got a lil carmel on it at halloween night somehow when we were trick or treating..hmmmmm
How's that link coming along tread?
tread-mWhich link brother ...enter link? Working on mine not yours?
waltrThe enter link brings up a '403 Access Denied' page
that's why nobody is entering ;P
Same here. Getting antsy, times a ticking.
tread-mOk thought it had been fixed thanks walt ...thanks
waltrI just checked it and it seems to be working now.
Didn't yesterday good to go now brotha
Decisions, decisions..
Ordering my stuff this week as soon as I can get everything I need in one spot with my broke ass. Pictures coming very soon. This will be my first EBC and first crack at competition ever. I will be hitting it full force and I put on mass pretty easily. Of course I'm in this to hit the weight I want and be competitive, so gear and bragging rights would totally be an added bonus. Goodluck to all!!! Should be a good time.
Hows the judgeing work, is it size added compared to ones starting wieght as a percentage, or just added wieght in general.
Cause adding 40lbs at 300lbs is way easer then at 100lbs.
It is a scoring system based on 5 categories I believe? Not just weight.
is just like size symmetry seperation shape kinda deal?
i don't think it's quite that objective seeing as how could anybody be sure of that anyways. You have to write a description of your goals. so for me a quick one would be, "to add as much lean mass as possible"
You meant adding 40 at 100lbs is easier than at 300lbs right?
waltronce you hit 300 what's another 40lbs? lol