Well I was in hand cuffs.... The cop was talking a lot of shit screaming and was spitting in my ear he was yelling that uncontrollably. So I head butted him and knocked him to the ground for a good min. Prob the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. By far!

I support military, the blue fam, and all first responders by the way...

List is to long. Always involved something that went way too fast, showing off for a for a piece of ass and alcohol. Thank goodness my recklessness never hurt anyone else but me. Don’t miss ending up injured and/or broke and in jail/hospital. Young, dumb and full of cum.

I left at 17 to follow the Grateful Dead. That whole situation was wild. They played once at an amusement park and we took a heroic dose of LSD and went on the rides. The Rollie coaster was intense. Done a lot of high bridge jumping too into the river. I could have went to college and made 300,000$ a year but I’m happy with my decision. You can’t put a price tag on life experience or happiness.

I had a pet King Cobra for a while! I took it as collateral because a friend owed me a good amount of money and that’s all he had that was worth anything! Believe me I would’ve rather held a Rolex or something like that as collateral but he didn’t have anything like that. I was glad when he paid me and collected that thing. Once a week I had to feed it so I had to open the top of the cage. Feeding that..,I think was the scariest thing I’ve ever done. I would have my girlfriend watch me with 911 already dialed and she just had to press call w/ the finger. I would literally open the cage and close it in two seconds and one time he actually struck and hit the rat as I was putting it in!

The craziest thing I've ever done was ride my motorcycle at 178 mph down the highway

I once put a shishkahbab (spelling) skewer through my foot in an attempt to take off a pair of handcuffs. Gravity works my friends... gravity works.

there was this neighbour kid which was annoying af, i never liked him, he was kind of a bully, i was 11 year old, in the place i lived back then it was pretty dangerous, he used to say a lot of shit about me infront of my friends, thinking like he was some huge crap, so i had this idea into putting a silver bullet in a small sack and send it to his house where his parents live, "silver bullet blackmail, back then it meant u leave this city or u get this bullet in ur head" a week later i never seen his face anymore, he moved away forever, i still regret this action until this day tho

I did a lot of stupid, crazy and grimey shit when I was getting high but what stands out the most is this story. I was 21 at the time and me and two friends had been partying hard the night before and when we woke up we were feeling awful. My friend called this girl he had been getting pills from and she said she was on her way to re up and if we could send her with the money she could get more and we’d get a better price. At first I was like hell no because I never send my money with anyone unless I’m riding but my buddy said it was all good he does this with her all the time so against my better judgment I threw my money in with theirs. Well the girl never came back with drugs or money and we were pretty sick at this point so we went to the atm drove out to the middle of nowhere and got drugs from somewhere else. On the ride back we started getting really worked up about this chick running off with our cash so we decided we were going to go to her house take our shit back and whatever else she had. At the time one of my friends was working for one of the big pizza delivery companies so we decided to go to the door dressed as delivery guys. He had a shirt and hat with the company logo and a hot bag that keeps the pizzas warm and a sign for the car. We took my car so she wouldn’t know the car, I wore the shirt my friend held the bag with a hole cut in it and a sawed off shotgun poking through and the guy she knew stood in the back with the hat on. As soon as the door cracked we forced our way in telling everyone to get against the wall but it wasn’t just her and her BF like we were expecting there was 6 people in there including the girls mom. We took everything we could as fast as we could while my one friend held them at gun point. All in all we got $600 worth of the drugs we were looking for $300 in cash and about $20 worth of weed. Stupidest thing I ever did. I’m sure if you add all the felonies together I could have done about 15 years for less than $1000 worth split 3 ways. I’ve done similar things that were more dangerous that could’ve gotten me killed but that was the stupidest.

One of many but a funny stupid thing I did in my earlier years. I was on my skateboard getting pulled by a motorcycle. Needless to say, lost control and hit the heaviest, biggest, rusted up, piece of shit car parked on the block! I did multiple flips over it and landed under the car behind it. It took a minute but I did walk away, hole in leg and all bones in tact. Miss those days.. young dumb and indestructible!

I put a .45 to a guys head for looking at me the wrong way when i was 19.
I walked out of the pub and he was sotting in his ute, he was starimg at me so i walked over put it to his head and said " what the fuck are you looking at" .

I went to jail for that.
Stupidest thing i ever done in my life.

I went skydiving and it was my 1st time without being tandem. I packed my chute but forgot to make sure the draw was not tangled.

Fast forward to the jump. Everything is great I feel great, I pull the cord and it was tangled. Luckily my emergency pull was correct so I drew it and the chute opened. That was the scariest and stupidest 25 seconds of my life.

I went bungee jumping and the cord snapped. We made the rope ourselves. Luckily again I was over a river so the momentum slowed way down enough so when it snapped I was just over the water.

We played russian roulette at a party and one of my friends was up and he spun the chamber and when he was putting it to his head his gf nudged him by accident and the round was hot. he shot a hole in the ceiling. She saved his life by accident. yes they are married now lol.

Without too much detail we went to buy some weed from a known gangbanger in high school and knocked on his door and noone answered. As we were walking away there was a blasting sound. He thought we were cops and took out a shotgun and shot through the door. Some of the buck hit my friend in the arm and hit me in the shoulder. The reason that was stupid is because if we waited another 30 minutes our usual dealer would have re upped but we wanted to get high sooner.

That is only some of the stupid shit. I am lucky to be alive to be honest as I was the most out of control teenager ever. I blame my upbringing and not having a father figure that was straight and narrow.

I was on a live fire exercise at the Bastonge range down in Ft. Jackson. Mission was to go as two man teams providing cover fire for each other as you attacked a simulated machine gun bunker. Had to hit a silhouette target that stopped an M60 from firing. My buddy's weapon had a bolt over ride he couldn't clear after the 1st shot so the instructor made him yell out pow pow every time I moved up and went for cover. When I got to the bunker I reached down for my grenade that was attached to my ammo belt. Was supposed to pull the pin and let the clip go and hold for 2 seconds before throwing it in that way they wouldn't have time to throw it back out. Anyways I reached down and no grenade! I guess it wasn't secure and I had lost it low crawling maybe? The instructor was none to happy to say the least. He said private pick that fing pine cone up in front of you throw it in and scream boom. Luckily it was only a training grenade with just a reduced charge and no shrapnel.