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READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

TheClap's picture

Yoked, any idea when you'll be restocking?

UncleYoked's picture

next weekend.

drops88's picture

is shop open? i havent been on here for a min

PIN_CUSHION's picture

How do we know what level customer we are again?

UncleYoked's picture

click my account, there's a stupid little icon up top that I promise I will some day fix and make pretty but it says in there.

3nh4nc3dathlete's picture

Did the revaluation come early? Mine knocked down last month from VIP to gold. Between sales, closures, low stock my orders haven't been their normal. It did happen right after the issue the system had with the point system.

Maybe I can achieve VIP again soon, if it was legitimately put down to gold. Anything but peasant status haha.

Love you long time brother

UncleYoked's picture

Gold is VIP
Platinum is VIP+

Iron = Regular customer
Steel = Previously known as Trusted
Silver = New tier

3nh4nc3dathlete's picture

Appreciate that bro. Just don't change me to "plastic" or "polyester" lmao. Thanks for all you guys do!

UncleYoked's picture

Guys, I realize there's a way to trick the system in to letting you order while we're closed but please don't, it's fucking up our count while we're updating and I'm just going to cancel your order and tell you to reorder when we're open

Klunfky's picture

First time using Uncles orals. They are a danger to society. Was not aware his orals are chewable and taste like candy. I just so happen to love candy… of all kinds. What’s to stop me from eating this entire package of anadrol in one sitting?

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Big Tone36's picture

Lol acute liver failure/damage perhaps?

Aldo74's picture

Obviously I know your joking but I couldn’t help myself

Klunfky's picture

Yes, clearly a joke. Just wanted to comment on how tasty they truly are. If he started giving away hard candies with every order they would be booming lmao

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Aldo74's picture

All joking aside I have heard they do taste like candy, I have to give them a try myself

UncleYoked's picture

I thought this was grape at first, I was about to freak out lol
Green apple Var is probably my favorite

Godofhellfire1's picture

Green apple var! That brings me back to the badger and spongebob days.

UncleYoked's picture

BB is around, let's not get in to the sponge

ChickenFedMonster's picture

Flavored var?!?! Smile

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Makwa's picture

The sweaty sneaker flavor didn't go over to well I take it.

Aldo74's picture

Hopefully common sense and the desire to live, just off the top of my head

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