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PIN_CUSHION's picture

He knows how to make a movie without all the bullshit

press1's picture

I've always liked Tom Cruise as an actor, I know a lot give him a hard time but he is pretty convincing. He's intense and methodical for sure - I was reading an article the other day on him saying he is the only actor that insists on doing most of his own stunts anymore, most of the others are simply CGI created. One of the true Megastars left. Vanilla Sky is one of my favourites too

JakeKO's picture

Sometimes I feel like I’m going to black out if I don’t eat enough before a workout. I’d be sent home after lunch, LOL

press1's picture

I swear I was about to commit the first massacre in a Subway shop ever. Ordering a 6" Chicken Teriyaki toasted w/cheese on white is usually pretty simple, especially for 5 people to make but this time they made it look extremely complex. I was also sandwiched in between 7 teenagers with broccoli haircuts all stinking of strawberry vaping smoke. I had to point 4 times to which was the siracha hot sauce as the topping woman couldn't speak a word of English, and between a Tuna melt Footlong, a chicken and bacon and a chicken Teryi she didn't know which was the chicken and bacon Lol.

JakeKO's picture

LMAO! These broccoli kids can get you to the next level. They’re always so fucking loud. I fantasize about taking them all out at once just to show them how lame the are. It’s like, where the fuck are the real dads out there???? Why aren’t the teaching them how to be cool? Drives me crazy. I’m all for kids being trendy and shit, but when we were younger, if we acted like that, another bunch of guys would wanna fight us. These kids have never seen a real fight in their lives

press1's picture

When I got there, there were 2 of them in front of me carrying on being all loud and stuff - having to say everything in stupid voices but I was managing to ignore it all. Then 5 of them came in from behind and were stood right behind me, one kept knocking into my backpack. I was stood there thinking they have no idea they are stood next to someone loaded up on gear thats starving, just craving for food and irritated to f**k LMAO Just couldn't wait to get my food and get out. You know that feeling Lol

JakeKO's picture

Absolutely!!! I was at Panera Bread this past summer, and some liberal type woman was in line in front of us, and decided to start reading the menu on the wall once it was her turn to order. Now I’m already starving, and not a fan of Panera a it is, but I kept me cool. Then after literally five or more minutes, which felt like twenty minutes to me, she looks at the baked goods as says “maybe I’ll have a cookie today”, and starts contemplating which one to pick, asking the counter girl all kinds of questions about the cookies. That was it, I exploded, and said “Can you please pick a cookie already, I’m fuckin starving over here. I know I was wrong but it was too late, me and my big mouth. She turns to me and says “never in my life have I ever”. I cut her off before she could finish and said, of course you have if you pull this shit everywhere you go, now please pick your cookie so I can order my food. She was sooo insulted, nd kept giving me dirty looks from across the dining room the whole time. Meanwhile, my wife just looks at me and says “when are you going to wake up and realize that Tren doesn’t work for you???” I bit my tongue so hard, as I was shaking, and finished my lunch. I thank god to this day that the person on line was a lady, or somewhat resembled a woman, because I probably would have ground and pounded him if it was a guy. SMH

JakeKO's picture

Bro, the special effects are so good that you will feel like your flying in them. Can’t wait to get your feedback

JakeKO's picture

If you’re a goose fan, you’re definitely going to like it

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JakeKO's picture

Not this time around. Most of the flight scenes are real this time. All of the actors had to go up in the air for this one

press1's picture

Its gonna be REALLY hard to match the nostalgia and emotional feel of that Film, it was so 80's it was unbelievable. Even if you now look at the film quality, production and exposure its just pure 80's Lol Best Directors and Producers period ....

SimonM84's picture

I’ve been on an 80s binge lately, I just watched Commando, terminator and predator. It’s a shame how masculinity has declined since the 80s era.. and there were a few one liners in these movies warning us of what’s to come.

press1's picture

Weird Science, Robocop, The Shining, Lost Boys, Roadhouse, BIG all Great ....

SimonM84's picture

Robocop was another movie revealing what the future would be like. These movies are timeless.

scoobydoo's picture

Idiocracy is the mother of premonition.

HailRazor's picture

Seems to be a documentary rather than a comedy…..Prez Camacho 2024…….sheeeet….I’d vote for him! ….if they allowed criminals to vote .)

press1's picture

'You remember when I said I was going to kill you last?? I Lied ......

You know a Classic Film because with each one of those EVERY Damn TIME they come on T.V you end up thinking I cannot sit through this again ...... & you do LMAO

JakeKO's picture

Commando was awesome!

JakeKO's picture

That was the same guy from the movie “The Warriors”. He was the bottle clanker, LOL

DeeMan's picture

I still can hear that guy with the bottle clanking...."warriors come out and play". I think he also played in that Joker movie too. Strange lil guy.

DeeMan's picture

Aye he's the same lil bitty dude from the movie 48 hours remember? His name was Luther lol. Starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. Those were the good ole days. Damn!

JakeKO's picture

That’s right, I forgot he was Luther, Lol

DeeMan's picture

Haha

SimonM84's picture

I loved Rae Chong in that movie, she was funny and Hot as hell. I loved when Arnold was sitting with his daughter at the kitchen table reading the newspaper and he said to her "They should just call him girl George so we avoid all this confusion.” And here we are today lol.

DeeMan's picture

Today's action stars Vin Diesel and The "Rock" are ok as actors but Sly Stallone and Arnold were better.

DeeMan's picture

Had a crush on Rae Don Chong lol. Nothing and I mean nothing like the 80's and 90's movies. Even the music was better, especially in the 90's.

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