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swoleB's picture

@UncleYoked always comes up with clever promos for us.

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UncleYoked's picture

I am 100% convinced there is a conspiracy going on here.
Guess who @musclemandyl nominated for his chaperone....... @Valhalla0411
I'm not sure what kind of voodoo magic you put on this promo.
But since Valhalla is unable to be nominated for the 4th time, @Rosschestzip has been nominated. Congratulations and welcome to the promo.

musclemandyl's picture

Holy shit thats generous. Thank you so much! Merry Christmas!!!!

Rosschestzip's picture

Right??! Shits awesome. Thanks a lot brother merry Christmas!!

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Rosschestzip's picture

Merry fucking Christmas to me! Thanks a lot man! I’m laying in bed sick just like grandpa joes lazy ass! Really appreciate it! Hope Valhalla doesn’t cast a spell on me or something lmao

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UncleYoked's picture

Right there with you brother, this Flu season is fucking brutal.

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3hrs left to claim #4 ticket

press1's picture

It's me Uncle!!! Turns out when I was over in the US a few weeks ago, @Mac12769 asked me to house sit for him for 24hrs. While I was there he asked me to air out the house and leave the windows open to get rid of the goat smell as one had snuck inside during the night. During the day a gust of wind blew through it and a few bits of paper on the kitchen table lifted up and blew out of one of the windows. I ran out and got it all back and one of them was a wonka ticket. I left forgetting I still had it on me and now have it back home. He says I can have the prize as long as I nominate him as my chaperone?!

Mac12769's picture

Just as I recall it that day bro…. Ok
And I told the Mrs to get a pic of the culprit in a Santa hat too later on…..

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press1's picture

Exactly Bud!! He'll give in time ....

Makwa's picture

I thought the goat ate it

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Makwa's picture

Ticket holder #4 is not a team player Lol

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Ticket #3 has been found by @musclemandyl

cableguy726's picture

Merry Christmas ----

cableguy726's picture

No problem. Merry Christmas

UncleYoked's picture

Imagine getting this golden ticket and being like

swoleB's picture

I'm ready to open my Christmas presents.

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Gh0st's picture

Can anyone kindly remind an old man when Unc opens up again after the new year? Been here long enough I should know at this point but I’m thinking mid-late Jan.

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swoleB's picture

Yup. Most likely late January.

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