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@UncleYoked soon to be AuntYoked. Six month transition period. Stay tuned
You should put your pronouns in your bio too --
Randyballsack123When’s shop re opening?
around the 12-15
Will your T3 be in stock when you reopen? Thanks!!
Actually, We have 4 in stock but they won't be listed on the site since the stock is considered too low to list. If you like, i can add what you need to an order
unfortunately not
Are they closed for good?
They are closed for vacations.
So maybe open around mid January?
Valhalla0411No, hopefully just till end of month
Valhalla0411Happy new year everyone
Happy new year
Hey unc open back up I’m in need of a good uncle in my life
You came to the wrong place, I'm the bad uncle
Momma said you were the cool uncle
He was banging her
Did grandma give you that news? She has Alzheimer’s
Just don't tell our mom
@Valhalla0411 enjoy your winnings --------------------
@cableguy726 @Valhalla0411 Damm you lucky bastards. You got enough $$$ for several cycles. @UncleYoked whatever this guys are doing behind the scenes. I want to get in on it too jajaja. Happy holidays everyone. I ate too many Christmas cookies last night so I'm doing a quick 30 minute cardio session.
You're the second one with the voodoo magic up in here, you two are not allowed to be friends.
Valhalla0411@swoleB now we need to team up on the next promo
Lets do it.
Valhalla0411I'm considering some primo and hgh now lol
Go for it. I am definitely getting hgh
Here's the final numbers. This sale wasn't just about winning but about giving and bringing folks together. Chaperones of this promo were chosen by their winners, they may have never met in person or even spoke to each other online but regardless of that they were chosen to share in their winnings with no strings attached. This is the spirit of the season and one I hope we can all carry on in our daily lives.
GOLDEN TICKET WINNERS
Ticker 1
@dynnin $500
@swoleB as chaperone $250
Ticket 2
@Berg13Daddy $750
@Gh0st as chaperone $375
Ticket 3
@musclemandyl $1000
@Rosschestzip as chaperone $500
Ticket 4 unclaimed, $1000/$500 has been redistributed amongst the winners
Ticket 5
@cableguy726 $2250
@Valhalla0411 as chaperone $1125
THE PRIZE LIST
Chaperones gets 50% of what their sponsor child gets
Ticket 1: Augustus Gloop, a fat, spoiled little shit who barely made it through the gate before being dragged down to his chocolately grave. Congrats you little turd, you won $250,.
Ticket 2: Veruca Salt, your average bad egg who wasn't told no as a child. Well, no you didn't make it far but you're still walking off with $500
Ticket 3: Violet Beauregarde, a classic over achiever and world record setting in worlds most useless skills, most recently being the last one to show up and claim this ticket worth $750
Ticket 4:
Ticket 5:
That's right my boy, you've won! The grand prize $2000!!!!
As for our missing ticket winner #4, the distribution of his total winnings of $1000 will be divided equally to the current winners at $250 a piece and an additional $125 to each of the chaperones. Congratulations everyone.
I'll add your winnings to your account. I'll drop in to your DM's a bit later to get your emails and verify what account you want to load your funds up in.
I’ll take my fat lil piggy ticket! lol this has been very fun