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PayPal, Zelle, Cryptos, Vanilla, Western Union, MoneyGram, Walmart, Amazon, Cash App via BTC, Bank Transfer, Ali Pay, Handjobs

Please note

READ THE FAQ PAGE BEFORE ORDERING
We use MCT oil as our base carrier unless otherwise stated
For the fastest response, contact us by email at [email protected] Uncle is sometimes too busy to play
Always order by coming to eroids and clicking on the link. You will not find us on google, you will only find scam sites. Only use the eroids provided links to get to our website.

Never use SUGGESTED names for payments, you will get fucked and then it will be up to you to unfuck yourself.

We're a simple, farm to table operation. No flashy graphics or seizure inducing graphics, no advertisements, just organic anabolic goodness.
Our website is set up so there is no need for communication between any party, streamlined, simple and fast.
We are not careless reps working from a Chinese warehouse and we do not send your items from China or Russia, we are a US domestic source.
We're people, just like you and we put the people first. Unless they're assholes, in which case they can fuck off.

UncleYoked's picture

I tried it, not sure if I can be considered a reliable source of information though.

UncleYoked's picture

If anyone runs in to glitches on the site, let me know. We've been working on it over Dec and I've done played with a lot of random doo hickeys and it's very possible I done fucked something up and haven't noticed.

Dustyin03's picture

Sent a friend request to msg you. Won’t let me update payment details.

iamcaseyiam's picture

I sent you a PM, per having issues with making payment. Sorry to be a bother.

Rosschestzip's picture

Should I ask payment question through pm or email?

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V0411's picture

Pm. Way faster

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UncleYoked's picture

true

Knivezjr's picture

Unc, any eta on when you’ll open cashapp payment back up?

UncleYoked's picture

Sorry brother, I don't think we'll be opening cashapp back up.

UncleYoked's picture

We're open.

Still the best damn entrance ever.

UncleYoked's picture

I'll finish up tomorrow with the opening, we're ready to rock

UncleYoked's picture

We've carried it a few times, I can check with the shippers to see if they have some of the old stock on hand. Generally once stock hits a lot number, we stop listing it so there is a possibility of one or two of them floating about

UncleYoked's picture

GOLDEN TICKET WINNERS NEEDING TO CLAIM THEIR REWARD, CHECK DM

Ticker 1
@dynnin $500
@swoleB as chaperone $250

Ticket 3
@musclemandyl $1000
@Rosschestzip as chaperone $500

swoleB's picture

Let me get my winnings! I feeling depressed at the moment. I just realized I was the one with the lowest reward out of all promo winners. Thats racist. Perhaps I should list my pronoun as non binary.

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V0411's picture

Hey now don't worry we're gonna link up on that voodoo magic for the next promoo

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Jake210's picture

Today is the 12th Unc. So are we going to be looking at the 15th for day one of the season opener? I’m ready! --

UncleYoked's picture

You got it, we haven't finished all the stock yet, close but no cigar, maybe the 14 but if not, 100% by the 15

iamcaseyiam's picture

Yooo is there a price list link somewhere for your products, Unc? I wanted to get my order together and ready ahead of time of opening, if possible. Please link me if available, if not please disregard. Thanks!

V0411's picture

Nope, gotta wait. It's not long though.

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UncleYoked's picture

but it is thick

iamcaseyiam's picture

Ah, keeping up with the jelqing, I see! ;) I can dig it

UncleYoked's picture

no lie, I found that online when I was like 14 and "practiced" it for years. kind of a pro now

iamcaseyiam's picture

Hey, me too (although I was like 16 or 17)! And as a molecular biologist with genetics experience, I found the "Key" to enhancing and speeding up the process, backed by 100% science! The problem is, just like with the gene therapies I put together, people just all assume it is B S. and refuse to listen to nor accept/understand the science behind it. But, limiting what I make to family and close friends, works just fine for me. I just keep it as another trade secret, one of many that are tried and true! :-D It really is not complicated at all, but I am no miracle worker psychologist, stubbornness being a waste of time to try to contend/compete with! Funny "coincidence", albeit often frustrating as hell, how ignorance and stubbornness go hand-in-hand! :-P

V0411's picture

It better be ;)

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Jake210's picture

If so, 15th sounds good to me sir! Will be checking back then!

Jimmy Tango's picture

Is anybody here having success with his semiglutide? It would be great if cutting wasn't an uphill battle.

UncleYoked's picture

Did you just assume my gender?

press1's picture

You could sue for that ....

Jimmy Tango's picture

Guilty.

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