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press1's picture

He likes Pikeys ROFL

PhillyMelvin_Smelvin's picture

Dirty gypsie sluts are sent from the Lord...
Harry bush and no morals are an added bonus Press!

Teeeethreee's picture

“We’ll do it for a Van for my maaaa”

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sandman3698's picture

One should never look a gift horse in the mouth

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Izzy75's picture

Who Sandman? He's a gypsy?

press1's picture

Melvin loves Gypsy women ie. Pikeys Lmao

Gyppo's / Travellers / Pikeys - all the same thing.

You'll Ave to Buy me Maa a Cara'van

sandman3698's picture

I was wondering if he ment that or pike as in spear... like a dick. Like calling me gay.

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Izzy75's picture

Go with both just to be sure.

sandman3698's picture

Pikeman could be synonymous with tranny, dude in a colorful dress with a long shaft.

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sandman3698's picture

I'm hoping its the 2nd one cuz that would be a hilarious way to call someone gay.

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randomdude's picture

You like dags?

Izzy75's picture

My english is not the best, it's not my first language. Can you define "dags" for me? I'll answer then.

randomdude's picture

I’m quoting the movie “Snatch”. There are Gypsy’s in that movie that are super hard to understand. When they say dog it sounds like “dag“.

sandman3698's picture

Sure, I like dags, I like caravans more.

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Tat2man's picture

Hahahahaha. No schlongs or schlorts bud lol.

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Tat2man's picture

Monday Motivation

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press1's picture

That Bitch ain't never takin those Boots off when she's in my place LMAO

sandman3698's picture

Hopefully we can have this train stay on the tracks.... but I'm not holding my breath.

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Tat2man's picture

lol bro.

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Milfpounder's picture

Id chug a chuga choo choo right into her bud.

Tat2man's picture

Chooooooooo chooooooo

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sandman3698's picture

I know exactly what you're talking about....... wait.

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Milfpounder's picture

OH GOD hahahaha

sandman3698's picture

Lol damnit! All the important posts are now on pg2.

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Milfpounder's picture

Wait a min... More or less just looks like one whiny dude going apeshit about how cool he is... on the Internet. What a guy. haha.

Izzy75's picture

I think I lit the fire on this one, shhhhhh, don't tell nobody. Lmao.

I'm out of popcorn

Tat2man's picture

lol dude. I’m out of popcorn too.

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahaha Jesus that's dude is raging. He's probably punching holes in his walls as we speak. Good job.

Tat2man's picture

Actually found that to be therapeutic for me. I’m sure I said what others have been thinking. Now I’m done with it and moving on with my day lol.

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