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sandman3698's picture

Well that's nice to see.

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Tat2man's picture

I agree dude

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Milfpounder's picture

Aw man... You and ur friends sound so badass. Sorry they beat you up back in college tho dude.

sandman3698's picture

He's flailing and reaching for any tiny win he can sift out of all his previous embarrassment.

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Tat2man's picture

Exactly bud. Unc has actually had good comments about the pics we send on here which aren’t porn. And actually Unc sent me a link on YouTube to video containing construction chicks at work in hot little outfits. This dude doesn’t know Unc at all.

Wait do you hear a baby crying that needs a diaper change…..? Nah I didn’t hear anything either.

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sandman3698's picture

Yeah... the actual full on porn that people were posting. But it's all good, apology accepted.

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Tat2man's picture

Nah, I’m good man. I’ll keep my distance from you and your posts and I’d ask you to do the same when it comes to my posts.

If you don’t like the photos that are posted then don’t look at them. They’re not porn they are mostly clothed pics of women, big deal.
This is not your forum to dictate what is posted or not.
That’s the job of the moderator and Unc.

You do you and I’ll keep on doing me dude.

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sandman3698's picture

"Tbf" no, it's the job of unc and/or a mod. Period.

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Tat2man's picture

Yo bro, I’m gonna keep being me until an actual moderator or UNC directly tells me to stop. Other than that, IDGAF who likes it or not. Quite frankly IDGAF who likes me or not either.
I’m here to talk gear and other shit. Get over it whoever doesn’t like it……..

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sandman3698's picture

Except he popped on to share a link to a YouTube video of oily bikini girls.... everyone knows that you're wrong, including you.

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Tat2man's picture

Yezzzzzzir.

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dgn14x's picture

No thank you. I’m good.

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dgn14x's picture

How about she’s obese? Is it too many words?

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Izzy75's picture

She's saying: Are you hungry papi?
... and then she shows me that.
Then I dive face first with my mouth open and tongue in full extension ready to punch that chocolate donut hole.
That's how my porno would start...

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahahahaha Jesus Izzy. You put some imagination into that one!

Izzy75's picture

Sometimes I just feel creative like that. I tried to think of some music for the background, but I've been having the Itchy and Scratchy show tune on a loop in my mind.

Tat2man's picture

I agree with you on the blonde. This one. Not so much.

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SimonM84's picture

Bro just go to jersey city or the Bronx

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SimonM84's picture

Yeah but you can get a few knockoffs at a discount bro. Sometimes it does the Job. You’ll be ok either way and I hear for you if you need bro comfort.

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