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Jockstrap's picture

Tasty treats!!

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Tat2man's picture

lol dude

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Jockstrap's picture

Hahaha!!!

Sithx66's picture

I’d let her ride my face til I was unconscious

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Tat2man's picture

Her name is Demi Rose, she’s real.

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press1's picture

She's our very own Fat cunt from the UK LMAO

Tat2man's picture

lol exactly bro.

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Milfpounder's picture

Hahahaha I wish I was English so I could say cunt a lot more... If you call a chick a cunt on this side of the pond they usually freak TF out. you fuckin wanker ..

press1's picture

Words women do NOT like to be called: Cunt, Arsehole, Cow, Slag

Milfpounder's picture

Whore

Tat2man's picture

Actually most don’t mind being called whores, that’s what they truly are lol.

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press1's picture

Thats true actually - it doesn't seem to bother them as much as you'd think. I've always thought Arsehole is a great one, basically means a pain in the arse to be around.

Birdmanjack23's picture

Lard Ass..... lol

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Jockstrap's picture

Id poke my tongue in that lard ass til she buys me a new car. Lol

Ajfargas19's picture

heffer =)

Milfpounder's picture

Hahahaha cow. I'm gonna make it a point to use that one in an argument before I die.

Brolly6898's picture

Porkchop

dgn14x's picture

Bro my dick is only 16 cm. I’m not sure if can reach the hole. Look ar butt cheeks. But what I’m sure is I don’t want her sit on my face. Lmfao

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sandman3698's picture

Where there's a will, there's a way.

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press1's picture

She's actually a Brummie from Birmigham if you hear her in interview, So she sounds the same as Ozzy did LMAO

sandman3698's picture

Could be hot. Call me Dah'dee!

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Milfpounder's picture

Can almost smell her ass thru my phone.

randomdude's picture

Can you convert that to freedom units?

dgn14x's picture

Like 6 inches, at best lol.

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Milfpounder's picture

6" long and 12" wide. Ka-POW

BigSexy3's picture

Thats too large for me, not saying I wouldn't hit that but she would break me off!! Thats a Clydesdale Ass!!!

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press1's picture

She's very short - thats why her arse looks so big.

Tat2man's picture

lol dang for someone called big sexy, you sound like a big pussy lol.
To each their own I suppose.

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