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+ 3 Runner Shelby Houlihan banned 4 years after testing positive for anabolic steroid, blames burrito

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Watch out for those Mexican burritos. Didn't think long distance runners were to much into steroids. Maybe using nandrolone to lube up the joints from all that running.

Dripinder's picture

I am a sitting burrito rn.

herktime's picture

That’s funny because nandrolone is described as inhibiting full diaphragm contractions; what I assume means less full breathability. What’s funny is these people get caught and express such surprise; probably because they are - often they test positive for something they didn’t take, but may have got mixed in with whatever they were taking - er, I mean eating! But at that level to have any coach that would give nandrolone out is almost as unlikely as the burrito having nandrolone; maybe she could argue trenbolone, at least that’s used in livestock before slaughter. This is worse than when Allistair Overeem blamed tainted kangaroo meat, or possibly horse meat. When asked why he grew in size and frame over a five to ten year period he attributed lifting weights. Hmmm. One doesn’t get a bigger cranium, put on bone mass, and go from a slender ripped 6’5” 190 when steroids were contracted into the fighters’ agreements in Pride - “no testing” language - to a hulk of a man 75 pounds heavier without an ounce more fat. Ah, athletes are the best. Just shut your mouth and let your lawyer decide what to say. Her Twitter post is so suspicious: “since I was five I dreamed of the Olympics and breaking records. I worked harder than I ever thought I could and finally got a chance to achieve my dreams [but since I hadn’t achieved them with my hardest work alone and admittedly am desperate to do so] I went through my food log in shock. Then there it was. Mexicans. An authentic Mexican food truck.” Authentic? Funny, when I worked as a member of the joint prosecution against Lance Armstrong for False Claims and drug trafficking his only emails and texts that slipped up were a reply to someone getting caught doping (upon his tip to WADA on his own teammate) was “he’s on the Hot Sauce, too, eh?” - there’s some secret fast food menu lingo going on here…

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Makwa's picture

When they finally get caught using PED's they come up with all kinds of lame excuses.

Train hard's picture

Where she get her burritos at

BFG's picture

hey watch it, we don't discuss sources or brand names in the forums! Lol

Sosa123's picture

I’m a lot fuller on burritos myself lol

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BFG's picture

Well, you can test positive for opiates if you had poppy seed pastries

WILDCARD1's picture

I have actually had that happen to me a few years ago

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WILDCARD1's picture

I KNOW RIGHT

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jrod91384's picture

Where can we purchase these burritos domestically?

Makwa's picture

Guess I don't need to inject it anymore. Squirt a little bit on my food and use like salad dressing instead. Burritos probably help mask the taste a bit.

jrod91384's picture

Call them juiced burritos.

Sam I Am's picture

Several boxers have tested positive for clen after eating Mexican beef.
They feed it to the cattle over there.
Haven’t heard about nandrolone though.

Makwa's picture

You know dang well they were poppin clen tabs and using the beef for an alibi.

Makwa's picture

My joints feel like shit after just walking down to the mailbox, let alone even trying to run. Little bit of deca help to lube them up and feel a little better. Who really knows, runners are just wierd.

WILDCARD1's picture

I have to agree brotha

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press1's picture

So even the running federation say there was no build up of it in her system, and the likely explanation is that it was ingested orally? Surely that would mean she is most likely innocent then as I've never seen nandrolone tablets.