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+ 4 Body weight exercises / Do these first.

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I'm posting this because I want the new people to pay special attention to it .

Now before you run up in the gym grabbing those dumbbells and tearing your groin or losing grip on one and putting it through a mirror , maybe try some Body weight exercises first ? Smile

I always get the same questions at the gym from new people .

Hey how did you get your Triceps so big and defined ?

Hey how did you get your lats to spread like that , why is your back so wide ?

How did you get that definition in your chest ?

Why were you fucking my mother last night ?

Why do your arms look like big veiny dicks ?

My answers are always the same , Dips , Pull-ups and Push ups. And it never fails they look at the ground and say oh yeah I need to do more of those ? Well why aren't you ? Because I suck at them they say.

And this is why I was fucking your mother last night , because your so pitiful and give up on anything hard . If fucking your mother was easy everyone would do it including you if you were a good son . Am I getting through to you here ??

I digress , Everyone is so quick to jump on the Bench and arch there back to the ceiling trying to put up 225lb when they cant even do 10 complete pushups , now don't get me wrong I'm all for newbies lifting weight's but nothing builds an upper body like the above mentioned exercises . Pull-ups are such a versatile exercise Wide grip, mid grip , close grip , reverse grip and you can add weight on the dip belt when your ready , all the back machines put together in your average gym can't hold a candle to pull-ups .

Dips shred your chest, Triceps, Delts and Lats like a fucking wood chipper it just depends on how you do them .

Who cares if you need to start on the assisted Pull ups or Dip machine just fucking do it you pussy get there and make it happen , you will surpass everyone around you upper body wise by successfully doing these exercises.

just close your eyes when you see mommy drag me in her room .

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Body weight exercises are the core for a lot of elite guys out there. Weather it be Military, Crossfit, MMA guys. It all begins with body weight workouts.

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damn right bro.

Body weight exercises are a triple threat + + + .

Not only are you working the targeted muscle , but your working core and stabilizers muscles simultaneously . That's why you see people who can do 250 on a lat pull down , but they cant do correct pull-ups .

They have no core or stabilizer control, building muscle is more than just lifting heavy weights .

That is why most people give up on the gym right away , they have no core control, no stabilizer control and no endurance it kills them because there shaking after two sets . People spend months even years using there Delts on bench when they should throw those delts back and poke that chest out hitting it right , but they would rather lift more weight incorrectly than lift less weight correctly .