So my wife and I get into it over her kid (9yrs) getting nail polish all over the bathroom and bedroom carpet. I was cool with it besides the fact it was all over the kid and my wife just walked off. So after about 30 seconds of trying to scrub that shit off the countertops I realized I was the only one that cared there was a mess. Forgot to mention we are in the middle of selling our home. So I look in the kids room and she's on her IPod and I was like, put it down and get off the carpeted areas until we get it cleaned up. She drops the bomb that her Father is Facetiming with her. Of course the douche on the other end was listening the whole tirade I had going on. Her mother comes in and says get off now. Of course we had some choice words in all the confusion but the kid just dropped the IPod. Just hung up on him mid Convo. I walkout and see my neighbor chilling across the street so I go chill in his driveway and cool off. About 10 minutes go by and see the PD pull up about 3 houses down. Neighbor and I are like oh shit, the old man is at it again and then another pulls up opposite of the other three houses away. Front row seats and here we go. Then I see them converge pass the old mans house and dip up into my driveway. I'm like OHHH HELL NAH. Shot through my head I'm waiting on "something" to arrive any day now. So they chill for a second and assess the area and then make a move for the door. I dropped a text to my wife to not answer the door it's PD. So now I'm like damn, damn, DAMNNN... Looked at my neighbor and I'm like wtf are they doing. We assess them assessing my front door. Then I remembered front door closed and locked no entry. All you get is me. Of course due to my profession I'm a paranoid wreck until the eagle lands. Finally after they thought it was okay to shake my front door with pounding I decided to take it like a man and step across the street and ask them what was up. I crept up on them which not sure they liked that too much. One of them slipped behind me real quick while the other one started questioning me. Who are you, why didn't you acknowledge us earlier etc... I'm like what do you need on my property? The PD had a domestic dispute call and was checking it out. Then my heart slowed down. Laugh pretty loud and they didn't find that amusing at all. They wanted to see my wife and kid. So they get us all outside and we start BS'n and said they had to follow up and it was all good. The EX what a DOUCHE BAG. Dude has charges for beating his fiancé and was fired from the PD. And constantly harasses my wife. What a fuckin low life calling on a normal argument.
Thank god the visit wasn't about the other.... Damnnnn mannnnn!