why i use Pussy Ass Gym
My gym isnt quite as pussy as the one where they ring alarms if you even grunt but its pretty lame. I know most of you guys avoid these places like plague but there are some advantages to working out at Pussy Ass Gym. I love mine, why?
-Im a beanpole but male Pussy Ass Gym members are fat fucks so I still look the best and get all the attention from the ladies
-I NEVER have to waite on the real cage/squat rack. All the Pussy Ass Gym members use the safe rack that makes your lifts 20% easier
-Pussy Ass Gym members rest 5min between sets. They allways have time to give me a spot if needed
-They only have one set of dumbells but I still never have to waite. Pussy Ass Gym members just use machines
-I NEVER have to put someone else's plates up. Pussy Ass Gym members dont use shit you might need to put plates on (except for that damn safe rack which i dont touch)
-No naked as dudes in the dressing room when Im in there. Fat fuck Pussy Ass Gym members would be ashamed to bare all when in the presence of my David statue physique
Sad to say but I cant help but feel like Im the shit when Im at my gym. No goths around to make me look not so fly. Who else works out at Pussy Ass Gym, why?
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No motivation in Pussy Ass Gyms, I like going to gyms where everybody is jacked and have to compete for alpha male. I dont mind stealing your squat rack forcing you to lift %20 lighter in your pussy rack.
I lift in an old ass basement dungeon where all the equipment is rusty,rough, and HEAVY!!
Have fun in your dicksucking gyms
Nice brother,sounds like fucking heaven to me thats a real mans black iron gym,dicks dont even enter places like that,should be a sign saying FOR THE INSANE ONLY Lol;
LMAO!!! I love your honesty and logic. Damn, I need to find me a P.A.G! Uh...what are the women like???
Anonthe women look like barbie dolls complete with make up and pefume.
I like my woman with some meat on em
My gym is similar! It's a local chain. They are strategically placed in the neighborhoods of Philly where the property value is higher and crime is low. They have every class you could imagine and that's what the majority of members do (yoga, kick boxing, spinning etc). There's a doctor on staff which is awesome. Constantly checking my bf, BP and anything else I ask about. He offers his services free to new members. There's an Olympic sized swimming pool. Boxing /MMA room. There's even a kiddy gym upstairs that's pretty much a day care for parents who want to work out but need a sitter. By the time I get there around 7pm, the weight room is just about empty. Maybe a few guys/gals. There's a few in the area with the hammer strength machines and the rest I the cardio room. It's pretty laid back. The atmosphere is nice. When I go to other gyms in south Philly , they see a new guy and all the men suddenly take in tons of air and stick their chest out. I don't have time for that bullshit. If I choose to play their game, l'll end up lightin somebody up and end up wit steel bracelets. No thanks! So I'm like you bro. I like my pussy ass gym. Just about everything to myself. And wen I feel like getting down n dirty I just go to my old boxing gym.
AnonI go with my sister when I stay with her. I even bought a membership there because it was cheaper than a day pass... they have shit on the walls talking about how women don't have enough natural hormones to get big if they lift heavy.. (tell that to my legs).. they have trainers running around training the hoity toity women in their spandex outfits and mini dumb bells. They won't let Gothic in there when he is in town either.. oh and the best part is when they come up to me and ask me if I've had my measurments done lately... why so you can touch me.. no thanks..
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.Permalinknot surprised they wont let goth in, he would scare off the customer base lol
tread-mIs pussy ass gym a franchise chain or? Looking for a good business venture and pussy ass gym just has that magic ring to it for me . They say you don't pick your business, it picks you...well, this thing is kinda calling me. I'll have a door greeter like at Wally World, "welcome to pussy ass gym, can I take your bag looks like you already have a pump just getting it up here. Be sure and take a look at our new line of Richard Simmons athletic wear before you leave today". Maybe Richard could come out and do signings once in a while to drum up pussy asses for the new business?
OE2000Heeeelllllllzzzz yeah, and you could let me setup an inappropriate slide up in dat bitchezzzzzz!!!!!
yea i think i like the sounds of this. call Goth and set up the board meeting for a decision. I think i will find the kind of women i like. house wives with pussy asses at home that cant make them feel 18 again. i can see it now... you leading all the pussy asses to the "Tread" mills while me and Goth escort the women to the exotic tanning rooms and message area. dont worry, we will come get you later i think i would like to join a pussy ass gym.
tread-mOh I would insist you and Goth go first brother so you can have a little steak before I turn It into hamburger! Hell I don't treat my friends like that . Oh and what do you mean join, hell you're gonna be the mascot Nooka! Lol
you're killing me man, my girl is like "what the hells so funny over there" rofl
tread-mLol....yeah mine asks me 100 times a day what I'm smiling about on here. Its porntube baby, whats not to smile about?
I kinda like my gym being more full of experienced people. No matter how good of a day im having i see other people still putting up more weight or just plain bigger than me kinda motivates me.
I like to work out with the monsters too. I had two memberships at on time, both hard core lifters gyms. The guys that are bigger than me are usually the guys that if they fell on their back they would be like a turtle and not be able to get up.on there own. Then there's the guys that genetically could show up a couple times a year, pimp and smoke crack, eat fast food and pizza and still look as good as me. I like to get spots from people who know how to spot too. You don't have to worry about me stealin your dames cause I wouldn't even make it into the parking lot of one of those gyms. To each his own though, I just like to support the small buisiness men that founded there gyms because they themselves where competitive bodybuilders.
ALPHAI do the same, at my Pussy Ass Gym I never have to wait for any equipment. I can do my own thing without having to worry about some cunt taking the squat rack that I am using, while I go to the water fountain. Like you I look the best out of everyone when I go to the gym. But I have to say the main reason why I like it is because its calm, and not too many people go there. It's so peaceful at my Pussy Ass Gym it makes it so much easier to relieve stress, and I can actually concentrate on my lifts much more.
the real reason i go is its only a half mile away lol... everything else is icing on the cake