Borderline mirror magnet I guess. Can't help it when its the last set and all those veins are forced up agaisnt the skin, looking like a fucking roadmap, it is a MUST...lol feel like this sometimes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvE72n_OcKs

I'm the guy whose there to lift, not to make friends. Get in, destroy the iron, get out. No screams, hoarding, sweating like a pig, or taking forever on equipment, just there for my daily pump.

I can be any of them. I train at home in the man cave I spent years putting together. Its a dungeon for sure. Dropping iron, grunting and chalk is no only allowed but encouraged. There is no shake weight though...gotta get one of them.

A cross between Gal of water although is a litter that gets refilled twice and the sweaty mirror guy. I tend to just carry a spray bottle and cleaning rag with me as I go.

Invisible guy.

Headphones in, eyes down, no contact with other humans.

I'm the old man with the cardiac paddles laying on the floor near the back of the tread mill.

I am the one that everyone looks at and must be thinking no way you can lift that ha> then when they have the balls they may wander over and ask the same old question> how the hell does a women get a build like that or i bet you have been training for like forever or something like that lol when i mention diet and nutrition they get bored quick and disappear :/

Lol that made for a good morning laugh. Im probably guilty of being a mirror magnet, and Im a sweaty guy for sure. I once rage monstered on the GM of Any Time Fitness a few years back when she visited the location I worked out at at the time.
She said chalk wasnt allowed.... and it just so happened I was in the middle of deadlifting....I dont work out at Any Time fitness any more, not because of that incident tho.

Im quiet, get in get out type of lifter. At my gym we dont really have any annoying stereotypes besides the guys/girls who spend an hour in there and only get thru 12 sets while their Facebook or whatever the fuck they're on get more attention than the weights!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH0egDqoccA And another to add to the list.

Very good...they missed a few from my gym-
The deluded guy- has no clue and does 1/2 of one rep each set to false brag about his max lifts
The bluetooth guy- wandering around talking out loud
The slam your weight down guy
The sit and block a piece of equipment for 10 minutes and do nothing and play with your I-phone guy

I'm probably the mirror guy, but I try to be discreet.
I worked out next to the "screamer" last night and wanted to smack him. Why are you screaming when your doing shrugs with 50 lb dumbbells?
The "hunter/gatherer" drives me crazy, which can turn me into the rage guy. All good and funny stuff.

I'm the rage guy for sure (surprised, right?) I get so visibly irritated with all of the other stereotype guys and am known as "THAT guy" by members and staff alike (yes I've been suspended from my gym twice!) LOL

I'm probably sweaty 1 gallon water guzzling mirror magnet guy..

That rage guy was halarious. I'm def the screamer.

The sweaty guy without a doubt!

My buddy is like the selfie guy, every chance he gets he is taking pics of himself in the mirror and sending them to every girl he knows, including my ex-wife. He will screw anything that walks and he doesn't even cycle. I don't think he got the memo that I still have relations with her, but we do enjoy laughing our asses off when he sends them.

They left me out, lol. I'm the pacer. back and forth in the gym for one to two minutes between sets. I probably have some good mirror time while I'm pacing, though.

im the guy look at girls booty and the mirror magnet lol that was funny

Im probable the weirdo in the corner eating the pickle.