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+ 3 Which gives you the Greatest level of fun & satisfaction?

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Which gives you the Greatest level of fun & satisfaction?

Girlfriend / Wife
73% (19 votes)
Steroids
23% (6 votes)
Car
4% (1 vote)
Total votes: 26
simonmagus84's picture

Bunch of Simps

@Guts was my temporary profile who originally posted this but I wanted to repost it just to remind everyone what they are.

simonmagus84's picture

We love you for what you are Rusty….i actually like that and I’m going to use it towards other lesbians

bundlz's picture

MONEY.. they say money dont brings joy and hapiness but i rather cry in a mercedes C 63 AMG then in a toyota prius ..... No bro wife and childeren off course

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press1's picture

Lmao buddy

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smoke1more's picture

Love my girl/family, but need my workouts to keep me balanced and yeah enjoy my gear. 1a/1b

Carlos Danger's picture

Man I loved the shit out of the gf, so much so I married the gal. After a while in order to keep up with her with low T, I fell in love with gear n an occasional Superman tab or two. Popped a pup out her n now me n the lil champ spend as much time as possible fishin off old dirt roads and casting off the bed of my truck. Gotta admit, wifeys alright but there’s nothing I’d rather be doing then finding new fishin holes with the kid and my truck.

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Bulkdaddy's picture

Always choose family/gf/wife….

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iFit's picture

Wife for sure. Without her I wouldn’t have great kids and maybe not the nice life we have. We work a little, travel a lot and she can party just as hard, sometimes harder, than me on the weekend and still hit the gym the next morning. Second would be the car and we have his and her Ms so shares that interest with me as well. Corny? Probably. But life is good.

press1's picture

Sounds like you have it sorted mate and she is your best friend too Smile When you say M cars do you mean BMW M series by any chance? I'm a petrol head also Lol

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iFit's picture

Yeah. So here’s my method. I bought the wife an M (a real one not just a M badge one) last time her car was up so when my turn came the following year she had nothing to say about it. Lol. Of course she said she “didn’t need it” but I hear the exhaust switch to sport plus before she’s out of the driveway and she calls me from the road asking “how do you do that launch thing”. You know what that say about Happy Wife…

Janus's picture

You ever take them to the track and run the hell out of them? And by track I mean road course.

iFit's picture

I wish. I’m not that good of a driver. Wish I took some classes years go. Too late now as my reaction time is probably too slow.

Janus's picture

Never too late. I know a group of guys that rent tracks for the day. Can get in there and have some fun. It about $300- $400 a day to join. Not cheap, but cheaper than a speeding ticket going 130mph. If interested message me. Depends where you live if you can make the tracks.

press1's picture

Out of interest buddy - V8 or Twin turbo?

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iFit's picture

M3XC and X3MC. Dealer called me today and said he had a V8 X5M for my wife but she said it’s too big. She never said that to me. :(

press1's picture

Yeah those X5's are pretty quick with the V8's in - had one scream past me the other day when I was parked on the side of a country road, it shook my whole car Lol All I thought at the time was if that clipped me it would have been game over instantly - probably for us both Lol Everybody around me seems to be going electric these days with petrol prices sky high - quite a few of those Tesla's near me. Those things scream off the line as the engine power is immediate!

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press1's picture

Lmfao!!! That's a brilliant tactic - see I'm learning things now from the wise. Buy them whatever you want first then when you come to get yours they can't give you a hard time over it!! This is the thing about women I've found, although they may not be into cars initially once they have experienced being in a fast car they always love it from then on and it becomes a 'requirement' of a relationship Lol

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iFit's picture

Exactly. She loves all the attention of woman driving an M since it’s 99.9% guys.

BFG's picture

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press1's picture

Good

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Greg's picture

I tried to get satisfaction from my car but got a terrible burn from the tail pipe that had me limping for a week.