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What Gift have you bought your partner for Xmas ;-)

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So what's everyone bought for their partner/mistress for Xmas then?

Kinky bedroom wear, a holiday, shoes, ball & gag?

Pale's picture

I got my wife another sister wife.

Pxpxp's picture

On a serious note: I got my wife a gift card for work out clothes. That’s all she wants. Also I am getting a bunch of small gifts for her stockings. Honestly, the wife and I really don’t buy a lot for each other. Throughout the year, if we want something- we buy it!

We may buy an old Super NES. We want to smoke some cannabis and play video games all night.

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Pxpxp's picture

Penis pump .. it’s a gift for both of us:)

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wanted's picture

Did you know melanotan2 add over an inch then add cialis on top. No penis pump needed

press1's picture

Still lookin for that extra 1/2 inch eh Px?

Pxpxp's picture

Ha! I’ve been looking, but it seems to shrink as I get older. However, my balls hang lower as i get older. So at least one thing is getting bigger.

Thanks for asking press.. me and my balls appreciate you checking up on us. Smile lol

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Pxpxp's picture

.5 inches... boyz I need a lot more than that! But a 1/2 inch would impress the old lady! I could then advance to the toddler size tube socks.

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bundlz's picture

I bought her some pharma grade primo she doing here first injection cycle <3

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SegaKid87's picture

A new iron and a 13inch dildo, One happy lady

Bill1976's picture

I bought my wife an AR15 lol
Pink camo.
She had to pick it up from the FFL to make it legal. Oh and Victoria’s secret

Bill1976's picture

I’m building a stag arms AR right now for my 13 year old daughter.

press1's picture

Get caught with any kind of firearm here and you are doing 10 years no questions asked, its amazing the difference in laws isn't it. I guess its why the cops over there are shoot first and ask the questions later

Pumped_'s picture

Funny mine wanted M&P shield 2.0 40cal. Didnt have enough time to see if even comes in colors. Ill get fancy holster and build a pink ghost gun for anniversary. You have to be in a very secure relationship to buy the misses a weapon that could possibly be used to your own demise one day

Bill1976's picture

A small.40 like that will have some snap to it. Not like a 9mm. When she shoots it she will know it.

Bill1976's picture

We have a great relationship. We make a good team. She’s my best friend and wifey

Pumped_'s picture

Same here. Best friends is most important. Know it sounds corny coming from muscled testosteroned men but if your girl isnt your best friend your not going to work.

Bill1976's picture

Doesn’t sound corny. People search all their lives for something like this.

Halsey's picture

A 2 pack of chicago style pizza thru the mail. Lou malnati's. Out of chicago. That's probably my best chance of scoring.

press1's picture

LMAO What topping?

Halsey's picture

They didnt have much choice, pepperoni and cheese.

press1's picture

I bet some onion & gherkin would go well on that - & American mustard!

When ya Gotta eat Baby:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13547367/cheetah-gobbled-lurking-croc-wate...

wanted's picture

Ohhh you know i was in the store yesterday. Boom red fishnets buddy. I felt wierd but the sales lady i think was checking me out lol.

press1's picture

I really like those red fishnets they wear in the porno vids with the leather bands round the tops! Mmmm