Twas a few days before christmas and all over eroids,
all the gear heads were droolin over Nates stash of roids,

Gothic and grrl were keepin us in line,
all the other mods where standin in line,

when all of the sudden me and abnormal started jokin,
bodybuilder and waldo were laughin like they were smokin,

Tread in his spreadin knowledge and Noel bitchin about blood pressure,
Everyone else just trying to get some pleasure,

Eroids is the place all the bro's like to go..
I love all you guys and oh yeah NO HOMO!...