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To Shave Or NOT To Shave

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Hi All.

Need some help in finding a product that doesn't burn the family jewels sack when you use it.

Since being back in the gym the bumps and lumps all starting to return in all the right places and I like to keep the hair on my body to a bear minimum.

Shaving the head with hair trimmer with an adjustable head? = Easy enough.
Shaving the chest, arms and legs? = Use same hair trimmer.

Shaving the jewel sack with hair trimmer = OH, HELL NO!!! Never, and I mean NEVER, again.

If you've ever gotten a nick to the sack using a trimmer, and/or electric shaver, screamed like a new born baby whilst using profanities you never even knew you knew and your Mrs walks in on you as you're sticking on pieces of toilet tissue to soak up the blood from said nicks, you're met with a facial expression you don't want to see OR try to explain to as to what you are doing or why you are screaming.

Because of said reaction and the unexplainable, 'OH!!! F%$K ME!!! That's a new kind of PAINNNNN!!!!!', that comes with it, and after getting the Mrs to stop laughing and off her phone, because she just, "Had", to tell her friends, in between her sniggering, she told me that she and her girlfriends use a hair removing cream when they have to trim back the forest of Eden.

As advised, I went out and purchased, 'NAIR FOR MEN. The Gentle Hair Remover You Can Use In The Shower'.

After following the instructions, VERY CAREFULLY, here's my advise on using this particular item: KEEP IT THE F&%K AWAY FROM YOUR JEWEL SACK. THAT S**T BURNS.

Within seconds of applying it it tries to burn the flesh off so you don't have anywhere left for the hair to grow on.

Well, I'm not about to ask my beloved for any more advice on this topic, so I'm coming to my brothers on Eroids.

Does anyone know of a product that removes the jungle hair, GENTLY, and treats your most sensitive parts with the utmost respect and tenderness it so rightly deserves?

And BEFORE anyone comments about using a razor, FORGET IT. If I can nick myself with an electric, GUARDED, trimmer head, what chance do my jewels have with me coming at them with a 5 bladed razor and tin of shaving gel? o_0 Please!!!

Juicin14's picture

yea man it sucks ass when you use the electric trimmer and nick your nut sack, its like the damn thing bites down on you lol. but fuck waxing it like below!!! my girl has waxed my eye brows and my upper cheeks(i am a hairy motherfucker so steroids def make it worse and my hair grows up to my eyes!!) so i know how bad that shit hurts so i would never wax my sack or shaft.

JustAMate's picture

THIS man knows the BITE lol

Garageth's picture

Razor and conditioner

JustAMate's picture

WAXING THE POUCH?????

ARE YOU INSANE?????

I've heard the Mrs screaming, three blocks away, when she's doing her bikini track.

Oh, Hell No, Mate ;)

JustAMate's picture

And come back with a posting cursing your name too, Mate.

I'm too nice to do that, (I keep telling myself). lol

JustAMate's picture

You don't need a video, Mate.

You'll hear my scream WORLDWIDE if I was dumb enough to try it LOL

JustAMate's picture

TOPMAN, Cleyon.

"Specially designed for ALL body parts south of the neck including 'fun' zones."

That's For ME, Mate.

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Order placed and arriving Tuesday, according to the Track and Trace of Amazon.com

Thanks again, Mate.

manlytt's picture

I was curious if anyone used that infomercial product called nunu?

JustAMate's picture

It's called No-No, Mate.

And there's NO WAY I'm sticking a laser on my twins LOL

boots2asses12's picture

cant figure out the chest ...always seems to break out....

JustAMate's picture

I always set my adjustable clippers to 0.2. It clips the hair really close, as close as a razor but with none of the usual break out, Mate.

everclese's picture

I am broke out right now. just shaved a couple days ago, now it's like I have 50 in grown hairs right in my cleav?

boots2asses12's picture

damn clese thats how i like my men... BUMPY CLEAV!

mhman's picture

Man up and use duct tape.

JustAMate's picture

LOLOL

That is just wrong

LOLOL

ac89's picture

I've tried that one. The redneck wax

roidrage79's picture

Just use a razor and shaving cream, stretch it lol. I've also cut myself with clippers, and it ain't nothing nice. Ouch!

JustAMate's picture

Thanks, Mate.

I'll look it up. (The cream I mean)

jprizzle's picture

i know what you mean about knicks with an electric razor. i have done that a few times. gotta be pretty talented to cut yourself with an electric razor LOL

JustAMate's picture

Then it's a talent I REALLY wish I hadn't discovered I had, Mate

manbearpig's picture

second that. razors. nothin works better. its not like u r gunna cut yourself, that is unless you got pimples there. lol