To Shave Or NOT To Shave
Hi All.
Need some help in finding a product that doesn't burn the family jewels sack when you use it.
Since being back in the gym the bumps and lumps all starting to return in all the right places and I like to keep the hair on my body to a bear minimum.
Shaving the head with hair trimmer with an adjustable head? = Easy enough.
Shaving the chest, arms and legs? = Use same hair trimmer.
Shaving the jewel sack with hair trimmer = OH, HELL NO!!! Never, and I mean NEVER, again.
If you've ever gotten a nick to the sack using a trimmer, and/or electric shaver, screamed like a new born baby whilst using profanities you never even knew you knew and your Mrs walks in on you as you're sticking on pieces of toilet tissue to soak up the blood from said nicks, you're met with a facial expression you don't want to see OR try to explain to as to what you are doing or why you are screaming.
Because of said reaction and the unexplainable, 'OH!!! F%$K ME!!! That's a new kind of PAINNNNN!!!!!', that comes with it, and after getting the Mrs to stop laughing and off her phone, because she just, "Had", to tell her friends, in between her sniggering, she told me that she and her girlfriends use a hair removing cream when they have to trim back the forest of Eden.
As advised, I went out and purchased, 'NAIR FOR MEN. The Gentle Hair Remover You Can Use In The Shower'.
After following the instructions, VERY CAREFULLY, here's my advise on using this particular item: KEEP IT THE F&%K AWAY FROM YOUR JEWEL SACK. THAT S**T BURNS.
Within seconds of applying it it tries to burn the flesh off so you don't have anywhere left for the hair to grow on.
Well, I'm not about to ask my beloved for any more advice on this topic, so I'm coming to my brothers on Eroids.
Does anyone know of a product that removes the jungle hair, GENTLY, and treats your most sensitive parts with the utmost respect and tenderness it so rightly deserves?
And BEFORE anyone comments about using a razor, FORGET IT. If I can nick myself with an electric, GUARDED, trimmer head, what chance do my jewels have with me coming at them with a 5 bladed razor and tin of shaving gel? o_0 Please!!!
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yea man it sucks ass when you use the electric trimmer and nick your nut sack, its like the damn thing bites down on you lol. but fuck waxing it like below!!! my girl has waxed my eye brows and my upper cheeks(i am a hairy motherfucker so steroids def make it worse and my hair grows up to my eyes!!) so i know how bad that shit hurts so i would never wax my sack or shaft.
THIS man knows the BITE lol
Razor and conditioner
AnonYou can try waxing. It doesn't even hurt contrary to popular belief. It rips the entire hair out so It results in several things:
a.) Super super smooth skin (NO hairs)
b.) Hair takes 1 month + to grow back
c.) Hair grows in thinner/softer as you continue to wax
I modeled board-shorts (surf trunks) for a friends little clothing company & since they make you wear them low I had to wax. Not gonna lie, I was scared when I began waxing down-low. I had horrible thoughts of putting too much muscle on it and ripping my dick head off with a wax strip. But I found it was no big deal, it lasts only a second, I actually started laughing afterwards. Waxing also doesn't cause bumps or anything.
The best do it at home wax is in my opinion Nair Brazilian Spa Clay Roll-On Wax & its $7-11.
Waxing takes 45 minutes or so but you dont have to worry about hair for at-least a month.
No homo.
WAXING THE POUCH?????
ARE YOU INSANE?????
I've heard the Mrs screaming, three blocks away, when she's doing her bikini track.
Oh, Hell No, Mate ;)
AnonNo pain no gain, you know this!
Do a pain test and wax a small piece and see how that feels.
And come back with a posting cursing your name too, Mate.
I'm too nice to do that, (I keep telling myself). lol
CleyonVideo PLEASE!!!! LOL, not of your junk, but of your face as that first strip gets pulled off.
You don't need a video, Mate.
You'll hear my scream WORLDWIDE if I was dumb enough to try it LOL
Anonwow.. NO thank you ........ that shit hurts..not to mention the swelling ;(
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkAnonYou can try this:
1.) Shower
2.) Dry off
3.) Apply thin layer of baby powder to the skin
4.) Apply wax TO THE STRIP
5.) Apply strip to waxing area
6.) PULL
The baby powder helps keep the wax from sticking to your skin as much which reduces pain and irritation.
Sugar wax > All other types of wax.
You can also make your own wax using a few house hold ingredients like honey, sugar, aloe-vera...etc.
If ya'll can get used to pinning, you can get used to waxing.
AnonI like that step by step instructions.. pinning doesn't hurt that much with the few rare exceptions.. like when I hit that nerve in my quad..
I stick with the professionals, that way I am a masochist and not a sadist..
CleyonMy hair folicles must be deeper than yours. I've had my legs and back waxed, and while I could bear the pain, there was plenty to go around!
AnonProbably, Im also not very hairy by nature. hahaha yeah those wax strips can look nasty after you use them too. One time I waxed my entire armpit with one single strip... the strip looked like something a hooker would keep in her purse, it was all bloody, sticky and hairy and smelled like my deoderant, it was foul.
CleyonI think you need to re-evaluate the hookers you're using. Ask ED how he decides on his "companions", he has a lot of experience.
Anonyeah I need to stop **XXXXXX*** on craigslist .. its not working out for me.
watch your language please ;-)
CleyonHere is a link...
http://www.amazon.com/The-Bare-Pair-Pro-Pac/dp/B0052YFCSO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=...
TOPMAN, Cleyon.
"Specially designed for ALL body parts south of the neck including 'fun' zones."
That's For ME, Mate.
CleyonGlad I could help! I knew my mindless wandering around the interwebs would pay off one day.
Order placed and arriving Tuesday, according to the Track and Trace of Amazon.com
Thanks again, Mate.
CleyonThere is some stuff called "Ballz" I've seen that is gentle enough for your most tender areas. I haven't used it, but my wife has dropped some thints that she thinks I should.
I was curious if anyone used that infomercial product called nunu?
It's called No-No, Mate.
And there's NO WAY I'm sticking a laser on my twins LOL
CleyonA friend of mine posted on FB her personal experience using the No-No, and it gave her third degree burns on her who-who.
cant figure out the chest ...always seems to break out....
I always set my adjustable clippers to 0.2. It clips the hair really close, as close as a razor but with none of the usual break out, Mate.
I am broke out right now. just shaved a couple days ago, now it's like I have 50 in grown hairs right in my cleav?
damn clese thats how i like my men... BUMPY CLEAV!
Man up and use duct tape.
LOLOL
That is just wrong
LOLOL
I've tried that one. The redneck wax
No1razor with shaving cream is what i use
Just use a razor and shaving cream, stretch it lol. I've also cut myself with clippers, and it ain't nothing nice. Ouch!
StevebHair No More cream removes hair and doesn't hurt, even on the sack.
Thanks, Mate.
I'll look it up. (The cream I mean)
Anonthat's funny I just laughed my ass off.. sorry .. you'll have much better success with the razor and shaving cream ..
i know what you mean about knicks with an electric razor. i have done that a few times. gotta be pretty talented to cut yourself with an electric razor LOL
Then it's a talent I REALLY wish I hadn't discovered I had, Mate
aylmejorrazor actually works well. stretch the sack and you should be fine.
second that. razors. nothin works better. its not like u r gunna cut yourself, that is unless you got pimples there. lol