I lift the weights with a grin
But the phucking things will never win!!!

If I can't lift em
I'll shoot an extra pin.
But they will never win.

If I drop em it's a sin
Planet Fitness won't let me in!

If I look a little thin
I'll use more plates
Cuz they will never win!

I'll a pullup to my chin
Cuz the weights will never win!

I'f I'm too fat I'll do some spin
But the freakin weights won't win!!!

If you don't believe me bet a Fin
Cuz da weights will nevver win!!!

You gotta kick me in the shin
And still the weights will never win!!!

If they do that's my evil Twin
Cuz with me the weights can't win!!!!

I put more needles in my skin
Cuz the weights can never win!!!!!!

Jm

CORNY but true!