The other day, my good friend Pank wrote a nice piece on the women of eroids. Today I feel inspired to write a dedicatory piece to the Bitches of Eroids.
Oh shit Ed, Who are the bitches of Eroids?
First let me clarify, the Bitches of Eroids are unfortunately not of the female persuasion. That's right, the bitches that I've dealt with are all bros. Brobitches if I may.
WTF is a Brobitch Ed?
Well kids, that's a tough question. Allow me to define.
There are a shit ton of things that qualify you for Bro bitch status so allow me to do this with a few examples.
1. The rat. I am a firm believer that one should never rat out anyone, even if you hate them, even if they banged your old lady, and even if they ratted you out.
Oh shit Ed, that's kind of extreme isn't it? No. Ratting is Ratting is Ratting. Unless it's a matter of innocent people getting killed, lock that shit up. Don't be posting names and personal info on anyone. I know it's fun to find out about people here but keep it to yourself, or help that person, if he sucks with his own security to see how to keep discreet.
2. The Secret Negger.
Ever look at your karma and see it dropped without reason only to find that someone negged your ass without explantion? That my friends is a secret neg. These are Brobitches that hate, but don't have the balls to own it. About a month ago I had a couple undeserved, unclaimed negs from a couple of bro bitches, found out who it was, called them out and they of course proved themselves to be brobitches. I won't name names because I think it would make Dansta and Bobo_XXL feel bad and I wouldn't want to do that. Brobitches are easily offended.
3. The Crybaby
We see them everyday. Brobitches crying about politically correct shit (THIS IS A SITE THAT PROMOTES ILLEGAL DRUGS.. IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT.)
Brobitches Crying because they are a week and a half into the order and it didn't arrive.
Brobitches crying because someone hurt their feelings.
Man up bitches, nobody likes a crybaby.
4. The security guard moderater.
These are brobitches that seem to take it upon themselves to be mods. They aren't actually mods but they like to try to be. Let the mods do their thing. They are perfectly capable. It's ok to help out a little but lets check ourselves. Just as Security Guards don't have the authority to be cops, you my friends don't have the authority to moderate.
5. The girl hater.
These are the guys that are ass hurt when they compare their 30 karma to one of the ladies 300+ karma. Look guys, there are only a few ladies that frequent the site, they have to put up with a bunch of waggling boners with too much testosterone every time they get on. Cut them a break. They are different, and really are a nice support to each other. That is something special. They deserve special treatment.
6. Monster666.
I don't think that I even need to expound on this. If you act like that guy in any way you are a brobitch.
7. The know it all first time cycler.
These are the bros that ask for advice, but wont accept it because bros are frowning upon their use of Tren. Look if you don't want advice, don't ask for it. We all like titties here, and that might be a way for you to contribute to society.
8. The Fanboy Nuthugger
Look, I realize that some sources kick ass, but sometimes they don't. Let people speak their minds. Could save a life. Sure there are trolls out there but that's what the mods are for. Let them and the sources handle their own shit.
9. The photo basher.
This is the guy that makes fun or negative comments about someones posted photo. Look, it takes a lot of balls to post a pic, and we are all on different levels. I think the fact that someone is trying to better themselves is grounds for respect. If they don't ask for a critique, don't give it.
10. The internet toughguy
We all know them. This is the internet. Anytime I see someone threatening to kick someones ass, or claiming to be a UFC champion or whatever I laugh because odds are, they are just some Papaswole living out the internet fantasy. Be yourself that should be tough enough.

Well, that's all I've got. Feel free to add to the list.
If you found yourself offended, well you are likely a brobitch. Fix it. It doesn't have to be your permanent status.

All my love, no homo
Ed.