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STEROIDS FOR EVERYBODY!!!! (including children and pets)

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After seeing so many young guys here on eroids who are attempting to spend their hard-earned allowance and paper-route money on steroids they know nothing about, I've decided we should just get everyone on juice...and I do mean EVERYONE.

Well why not? We might as well just have everybody--men, women, children...pets..all on gear. Your daughter on Anavar will perform better in school... your wife on gear will perform better in bed.... and your Poodle on Tren will beat the FUCK outta the Rotwiler next door after years of running away with his tail between his legs.

Except there's one problem:: THE SHIT WILL GET OUT OF HAND.

Didn't any of you guys play that video game "Bioshock"?? It's the story of a guy trapped in an under-water city called Rapture, where everything went horribly wrong because it was a society where peole could improve everything about themselves with just the squeeze of a syringe. You could make yourself stronger, faster...better looking. But they couldn't handle it. Shit got outta hand, and I spent a week trying to shoot my way out of that mother fucker.

I'm PISSED steroids are illegalized... but I'm GLAD they are demonized. I don't want everybody on gear.

Do you want your Judge on gear when you go to court for a bar-fight at Red Lobster?
FUCK NO!! You're ass will be burried so deep, they'll have to pump sunlight to you, and your future parole officer will not have even been born yet.

Do you want your brain surgeon on Tren? I don't think so. Roid rage in the Operating room is not cool.

Do you want you hair stylist on Clenbuterol??? Fuck that shit..I'm ugly enough without a hairline that looks like a heart monitor printout.

So before all you guys cry about how it's so hard to get your smooth, hairless little hands on gear, you need to think about the consequences...and go shoot up some Splicers...(see link below).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhmXafutbU

seantr's picture

Well if you played the new skyrim i swear half them fuckers are on cycle they look absolutely huge

7gothic's picture

I just saw the video review on ign.com and I'm foaming at the mouth...... I must have this game......and a new video card.

seantr's picture

mate you will not be disappointed the game is awesome

knowledge's picture

Hey Goth....let me find out your a gamer lol

knowledge's picture

I KNEW IT!!!

7gothic's picture

UUUHHHH excuse me...Miss Assassin's Creed and Dragon Age 2.

knowledge's picture

lol i bet she follows the entire story line

7gothic's picture

Are you kidding??? Her dream-fuck is Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 2.

7gothic's picture

Beam me up slutty

juicedup's picture

Amen my brother. I have seen way too many KIDS here. In fact, I just read a posting where a kid was talking about being worried that his mother knew he was on the gear bc of watching him constantly as he walked to the school bus!! Give me a freaking break! I am 41 years old....I read and researched for damn near a year before I even pinned myself. I knew the ins and the outs of everything that I have put in my body. These kids have no idea of the consequences of not cycling correctly.....or for that fact....not even letting their bodies finish growing before they start overloading them with hormones. I personally dont believe that anyone should use gear until atleast their mid twenties. I am sure some will argue that....and thats your right. I have a teenage son....and I hate the thought of him going this route without knowledge. To all you guys.....read....read.....read....and read some more. The more info you have....the safer you can do this. Sorry.....my old age as a father and a grandfather just showed. Stay safe.....lift heavy.

7gothic's picture

If I had it to do over again, I'd probably start at about 32 instead of 47. 32 is when I started to really get thick.

juicedup's picture

Like I said.....I figured we would all have different thoughts on it. I am a classic hardgainer. I have never been able to make gains with just nutrition, working out, cardio, supplements. It took that little extra from gear to get me over the sticking points. I had pretty much stopped making any kind of gains in my mid twenties. I am now 41 and pretty much just use to fight the inevitable old age that seems to creep closer and closer every day. But I dont think that any of us will disagree that teens have no business using. When I read about a kid riding his bike or getting on a school bus......I flipping lose it!

7gothic's picture

Good point..I'm 48, and never touched gear untill 5 months ago. I reaserched steroids for years--even wrote a research paper about it in college--that was in 1984!!!
Now I'm gaining muscle at a rate like never before. I'm glad I waited.

JOEDIEZ's picture

such a brillient mind. i say we just combine 2 posts and run with it. we do get the whole world on gear. the kids. well they know they have to work out so as they work out and grow natuarlly we tell them its our Goth Gear brand. the babbies well we just give them real gear. the old folks by the time they realize its not the gear they'll have kicked the bucket. we mass distribute propaganda that gear has different efects now and absolutely no side effects. we hire the US government for this job since they are the xperts at propaganda. and we do all of this from our very own lab in the garage we made based on your other post. all while playing this great new video game you got me for Christmas. we share profits at 99%-1% me being senior partner. Deal?

7gothic's picture

LOL..good idea.

Trenabolic's picture

This is so true. I see it all over the web teens wanting to start a cycle, guys posting pics which are in no way near the shape one should be pre cycle. Im talking about guys with 20% bf or higher. I mean come on if you cant get your bf to at least 15% with diet and exercise you have no business touching any form AAS. For god sake weight till your at the very least over 25 before running gear. I mean what ever happend to reaching your natty potential first. Just my 2 cents.

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heavylifter87's picture

i like how you have likened the gear situation to one of the best games ever made.

7gothic's picture

Epic game indeed.
I'm super-pumped for Bioshock Infinite to be released.

heavylifter87's picture

yes mate proper psyched. did you get deus ex by any chance? not as good as the first but well augmenting yourself up is the way forward. fuck steroids wait till you can just buy a new mechanical arm.

7gothic's picture

No... I opted for RAGE..and while it's a great shooter, it's story line was a total letdown.
Of course now that R* has announced GTA 5, I can't sleep at night.

heavylifter87's picture

ahh see i have to kind space out buying these new games between the gym and 360 i get one pissed off girlfriend. rage looked pretty good gameplay and graphics but i know its a lost cause, as much as as they hype it being made by same folks as quake and doom, i know its never going to be as messed up as doom 1 + 2 or quake 2.

7gothic's picture

If you have 360 and get a chance to play Red Dead Redemption, do it.
It's as close to being a cowboy as you'll ever get. UNBELIEVABLE game!

heavylifter87's picture

always save them!!! poor buggers.

7gothic's picture

I killed some...saved some...depending on whether or not I was drinking when I was playing the game.