posted Tue, 06/12/2012 - 06:27
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I was thinking about doing a "fact a day" on the documentary twitter feed. Stuff like this.
Steroid Fact #1: Steroids work
Steroid Fact #2: Steroids are prescribed everyday by doctors all over the world
Steroid Fact #3: Just taking steroids will not increase your muscle mass
Steroid Fact #4: Birth Control (the pill) is a type of steroid
C'mon guys, give me some steroid facts!
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CleyonNo worries, I can sift the wheat from the chaff and us the legitimate suggestions. (maybe I'll throw in some of his non-sense to keep it interesting)
Fact#8 steroids do give the ability to concentrate harder and for longer!
They also make you real good looking - i will send you a piccy lmao!
Fact #8a Good point.
Fact #8b Who needs good looks when you have a good hooker.
Fact #8b Clarification: I have a good hooker. (Woman of course) NO Homo.
Youre killin me man i am f-ing dying here i cant breath for laughing...
Fact #15? Thats pretty much what my hooker said except for the laughing part.
CleyonOh, crap! You are killing it today! I bet your show is going to be on fire tonight!
Fact #7 It burns when I pee.
tread-mFact#8...theres a shot for fact number 7.
Fact #9 I'm glad to know that there is a shot for fact number 7.
Dont piss into the wind fact#10 says you will always get wet hahah...
Fact Number 13: Wish you would have told me that yesterday. Now my face burns.
interesting...steroid fact #4: "The "pill" is an oral contraceptive containing synthetic derivatives of the female sex hormones, progesterone and estrogen. These synthetic hormones prevent ovulation and thus prevent pregnancy. The two synthetic hormones in the "pill" deceive the body into thinking it is pregnant. A high level of progesterone is maintained which inhibits secretions of FSH and LH. The result is that no new egg follicles are developed and no ovulation occurs."
source: http://www.elmhurst.edu/~chm/vchembook/558birth.html
CleyonOfficially #4! Thanks, that's a great one!
IMO, steroids are birth control drugs. For example, with the pill your preventing ovulation in females and with juice your preventing sperm production
tread-mIt would be a mistake to assume that....unless you love kiddo's as I do.
Women get pregnant just standing next to me lmao! or so i like to think maybe if i hadnt had the snip 23yrs ago.... just firing highly anabolic spud water these days lol...
tread-mLmaooooo...spud water, with a hint of lucky charms don't you know!
From my research I believed that steroids shut down the HPTA axis, therefore suppressing natural hormone production
tread-mLol...no brother, You suppress testosterone and decrease sperm levels but we're talking about millions of sperm per ejacualtion, billions for me, so even suppressed theres a lot of leche in the pipe Nooka! Lol..I do know what you mea n though but the term "shut down" is not properly used. Seriously, don't use gear as B-control, glove up.
lmao! billions for me .com lol......lol i love you man wouldnt like to wash the f-ing sheets though hahahahah...
tread-mHell ever since my V juice came in its crazy. I slimed that damn room so bad the lady called out ghost busters and blackmon mooring steamatic to clean the celing fans and all brother!
Thanks for clearing that up! and the advice!
Nah my son was born 24yrs ago when i was running some of the biggest stupidest cycles you ever seen bro,i wouldnt trust any form of aas to make you sterile.
CleyonThe issue us that it is not as predictable as a woman's cycle is. If I take 600mgs a week of test will it totally shut down my HPTA axis? Maybe. What about if you do it? The issue is that we don't know for sure. To many personal variables.
Cleyonwould NEVER depend on steroids for my birth control!
My dad has cancer and they are pumping more steroids into him than most of our first timers are taking to prolong his life? nobody i know who juices looks anywhere near thier age! all look younger maybe they dont want us to use aas because we will all live longer.
I have to agree with you on this. Society (medical) has given AAS a bad rap. It's almost taboo. I def. think it can be considered as to adding years. I see some guys 50+ who don't look a day over 40. Sorry about ur pops btw...I lost my mom to cancer in '09. I wish you all a better outcome.
tread-mDoctors will convince you to fix any hormone issue you have; Insulin, T-3, T-4, estrogen, etc etc...why do they not touch test/growth very often. Would fixing the core hormones to health put them out of business over time? Hmmmm
Steroid Fact #5: Steroids are given to famished children to increase muscle mass and density