I have to say that inequality of all types makes me sad. I look at the world as it was a hundred years ago and how it is now, and I think "Hey, we've come a long way baby". Women's suffrage, racial equality, and discrimination of all sorts are looked down upon. While there are still bigots of varying flavors in the world, they are shunned.

However we still have a long way to go. There is one particular area that I'm especially sensitive to, when I was younger I worked from sun up to sun down trying to eradicate this inequality from the world. However as I've grown older, I've grown complacent. I started to feel like there was no way I could ever make my dream of equality a reality. However with today's medical innovations there is hope.

What? you ask, is it that makes me so sad? Well it's the number of women who will never know what it's like to feel my penis. Just thinking of these poor creatures, and the lives they will never live without that pleasure makes me sad. Twenty years ago the most I could hope to accomplish would be to pleasure four or five women per day. However with a medical cocktail of Viagra, Cialis, and other pharmacuetical help (I'd probably need to be fed continuously through an IV) we can make this dream a reality.

I know some women say things like "why would I want that" pay them no mind. They have gotten used to the idea that they would never know the pleasure of Cleyon. There will be those who mock and make petty comments, ignore them people thought that it was fine for Rosa Parks to give her seat up to a white man too! People mocked woman's suffrage saying that a woman was too irrational to be trusted with the vote, well they were wrong, just as wrong as the nay-sayers of our nobel cause!