Solid shit.
Dear Eroid family,
After three days of explosive diarhea and vomiting from my Chinese food poisoning, I am happy to announce that I have finally given birth to a more than welcome solid double tapered shit. I want to thank you all for your prayers on my behalf. I don't think that I could have pulled through with out all of your words of encouragement and heartfelt PM's. I want to especially thank Tread who held my hand as colon spasms forced liquid fecal matter through my system with Encouraging words like "Boom!" "you got this baby" and "Damn, it smells like a Mexican's lunchbox". I'd also like to thank Viking for holding back my hair as I vomited semi-processed protein shakes over and over again. Vike, you always made me feel like a man even though I cried like a little girl after every vomit session.
Finally, I'd like to thank Wal-mart for selling Great Value brand underwear at .25 cents a pair. You have made throwing away shit stained underwear a guilt free task.
Thanks again all for your words of encouragement. May your shit stay solid and your stomach bile remain intestinalized.
All my love no homo,
Ed
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I only eat Chinese food cooked by heterosexual Americans.
That's right kid roit no homos here no homo that was sweet nohomo of you to ask no homo. We support chick fil a no homo.
tread-mI had to run home to knock out some ass brother, prop emergency stat but I'll be back. Just keep the muscle milk enema's rockin and keep the creatine shroom IV taped in good. I promise this works. I popped a 250 of hcg into each nut for you as you slept (no homo mostly), that's not really gonna help anything just always wanted to do it you know? I lathered your zone real good with peanut butter too and let the dog in, you're welcome. You'll be back on your knee's in no time, no homo, mostly.
Bro you saved my life. Even though I'll never understand why you made me wax my balls, I thank you and my dogs thank you , they love peanut butter.
tread-mI think I just threw up a little myself, IN MY PANTS! No homo, mostly.
Hey easy now messy pants are kind of a sensitive subject for me right now no homo
Oh, no homo back at ya.. Mostly
CleyonAfter considering the solid advice on these forums, and wading through a shit load of research, I have decided that my next cheat meal will be something guarenteed to produce a solid bowel movement. That means no Mexican, no Italian, and DEFINITELY no Chinese food.
Oh, I forgot to mention I only weigh 87 lbs now.
CleyonShould have lost a lot of BF along with that muicle ;-)
Oh yes, I actually lost bone mass with this particular shit cycle
CleyonThat's good, now you can fly like a bird!
Thanks bro. Yeah the messed up part about this particular place is every time I've eaten there I can't make it out of the restaurant without having to make a mad dash to the resraurant shit house. This particular time it festered overnight and made some serious shittings. The only reason I go back is because my wife loves the place. Next time the foot is going Down. I don't think I'll ever do Chinese again.
Is taking the footlong on the "no homo" list? Haaa!
Yes I believe I've made a no homo mistake no homo
IronCladdholy SHIT lmao!
May the Force of the Shit be with you!
Thank bro.