Forum: skinny jeans ~beavis, 2011

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Mekanik
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09/11/2011 - 10:43

I would be fine w' a fence like a tall border fence around SF... to keep em in.

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GURU
09/11/2011 - 06:43

Hey, we're right behind you trust me!

Werold
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tread-m
09/12/2011 - 03:16

snicker

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GURU
09/11/2011 - 06:35

At least we contain ours! lol

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Greg
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09/11/2011 - 05:32

As for gayness? only one word: France.

~~Anon~~
09/10/2011 - 19:09

honestly, I in my mind I can totally imagine some of those European dudes wearing skinny jeans and boots..they just do gay so much better then Americans.. don't you think?

Mekanik
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09/10/2011 - 07:45

This has come up several times in my circle too. I took my wife to a Mexican food place for dinner last night and this dood ( I say that loosely ) who was toting around a pretty nice looking girl was wearing a pair of jeans that were prettier than my wife's and his girls too - all sparkles and what looked like riveted sequins in a nice Fleur de' whateva' pattern... ghey

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 17:59

fleur de lis...

Mekanik
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09/12/2011 - 05:54

Thanks' not sure I wanted to know that

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 08:11

Your articulation of the events described are poignant and accurate as best I may determine...well done and good day to you sir.....fleur, really? Nice job, I can honestly say that term has never crossed my lips before today! Thanks! lol

Mekanik
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tread-m
09/10/2011 - 08:43

My wife is an interior decorator... these things (fleur) absorbed by unfortunate osmosis.

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 09:24

AHHHHH...yes. I can't imagine the blithering you must endure when hearing of her day! My wife feels as though she has to recount the entire day to me upon arriving home and then here a recap of mine. Its not that I don't wanna talk I just don't need to relive the tragedy that was our day! Its like I hated it twice as much, bp was pretty good after living it but in hind site it was much worse than I realized and now I need more cardio! I wanna talk to you , just help me help you and we'll get through it.lol Might try to cover yourself in foil when she brings it up next time and see if you can alter the absorption to some degree.

Mekanik
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tread-m
09/10/2011 - 09:41

May have to add the tin foil body wrap to my regiment. If i made rabbit ears maybe it would tune her out? I also self medicate on occasion and have been known to use some Heradura agave tequila to numb my senses. No doubt I do not like recapping the mental beating of my day... Is agave tequila organic? Does that mean it's good for you? Only in moderation ... 2 xxl doses last night seemed to be just the right amount to do the trick!

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 10:36

...as organic as peyote

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 09:57

Preaching to the choir on tequila...I tend to only drink it at home or a couple at best in public. You know tequila and with me and many, you're either real happy or REAL pissed! I'm already too loud, not obnoxious, but not shy so my wife and especially daughter will give me limits and shut me down. As to organic...4copas is. Don't much care here since I can't afford the highest end patron, just salt me, lime me and lets get this party rockin!lol Funny, "my favorite martian" came to mind with your foil suggestion!

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Mekanik
09/10/2011 - 08:08

"Fleur de 'whateva' pattern ,.........that would be french,......and explains alot.

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~~28savage28~~
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09/10/2011 - 07:37

Cassidy-- Tight pants I can't stand, I dress like a damn man, if you dress like the opposite sex you a damn tran, aluminum bat CRACK grand-slam!...fuck tight pants and the pussies that wear em!

7gothic
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09/10/2011 - 07:11

Well....I have to admit I'm torn over which one I hate more..Skinny jeans....or saggy jeans that hang around the FUCKING ANKLES. Last week one of our "upstanding citizens" here robbed a store, but was quickly caught because his saggy jeans sagged a little too far and tripped him up in the parking lot, causing him to fall and bash his head on a parking curb.

Let's face it, we've become a pathetic society of PUSSIES. I saw a poll recently where the majority of women prefer fat guys---the big teddy bear type, like Fred Flintstone---Kevin James....those types.
As soon as I saw that, I went straight to the gym...canceled my membership and punched my trainer AND the towel girl (7 years old) in the face---FUCKERS LIED TO ME!!!

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7gothic
09/10/2011 - 08:14

I guess its off to Cosco for more lotion...Don't do the fat thang!

gymmrat24
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7gothic
09/10/2011 - 07:15

Gothic careful.... (Don't go off on petty shit) take the bitch out back lmao

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gymmrat24
09/10/2011 - 07:19

I was too mad thinking about all the pussy that I WON'T be getting now.
My wife isn't too happy about it either.

KMC
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09/10/2011 - 06:43

I guess I don't get out of the home enough,.......NO, not "THAT HOME", my home.

what the hell are you guys talking about, what are skinny jeans???

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KMC
09/10/2011 - 07:58

Pants worn by faggots and transexuals, that look like they may have been painted on the legs and glutes, or that look like they take a good 15-20 minutes to apply or remove, this involves alot of tugging, pulling, jumping, and crying to achieve.
ETA: or atleaste thats what its says in the websters dictionary under "Skinny-Jeans"

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28savage28
09/10/2011 - 18:02

THOSE are the jeans I wore in High School...

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09/10/2011 - 18:24

a female wearing skinny jeans is enough to give any man on a test based cycle an ever so stiff erection (at leaste one with figure), however grrrrrl, we are talking about men wearing skinny jeans (paint-ons)which is just gross!! imagine your dad wearing your pants...freaky no?

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28savage28
09/10/2011 - 18:41

NO Thanks.. man ... thats disgusting...


 Give them a vote if you find it helpful.

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09/10/2011 - 18:45

Hahahhahaha!

KMC
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28savage28
09/10/2011 - 08:04

I'll take a look at what the 2 butt pirates across the creek are wearing.

Might be hard to tell, half the time I look over there and see one of them, he is chasing the goat around the yard with his pants down around his knees. The other one can be heard yelling from inside the barn.

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jab
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09/10/2011 - 06:06

GUYS! GUYS! ......Skinny jeans are simply misunderstood. They have much deeper meaning than you are allowing yourself to grasp for. Its only when one searches his innermost wants that is apparent. It is about coming to terms with.........there....uuhhmm.......cabbage .......treebark.....Ahhhhh Fuck!!
I hate those fucking things, they scream homo like crazy! I myself simply wear running pants or shorts. I do however have a pair of shorts with the cutest flower print....giggle...giggle! Haahaa Fuck that.
L8r,
jab.

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Greg
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jab
09/10/2011 - 06:30

I think those shorts with the flower print are called panties. FYI.

I can't figure how to tuck myself into those things, I mean, what do you do with your package? Can't fit it on the right, can't fit it on the left, can't zip up... guess you gotta cut a hole in the pocket... Clearly designed for women, or men with large clits.

~~Anon~~
09/10/2011 - 04:02

SKINNY JEANS ARE FOR FAGS...
Ray your a funny cuntt

Werold
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09/09/2011 - 22:10

Hey, some guys like to feel pretty.

Assbrown
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09/09/2011 - 21:27

Fuck that.. I wanna bust someones head open.. Fuck skinny jeans..

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PRO
09/09/2011 - 21:05

Oh man ya had me there:) I was like what a dipshit, I'm losing respect for this guy by the second; And then Bam! You redeem yourself right at the last second. NICE..:)

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09/09/2011 - 19:24

OH GOD, I FUCKING HATE THAT FAGGY SKINNY JEANS SHIT!!! What about the shorts now to? They're like fucking ankle shorts! WTF!!! If I wanted to wear pants, I would:)

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sgtstedanko
09/10/2011 - 10:41

I just saw a guy this morning whose shorts were literally only a few inches above his ankles, by design not by lack of a belt. I cant believe what passes for fashion now.

~~TxBigBoy~~
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09/09/2011 - 19:16

Yea definitely gay! My dicks to big to fit in those things.

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TxBigBoy
09/09/2011 - 19:17

Thanks for sharing! I told you not to rub that damn T gel on your dick!

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tread-m
09/09/2011 - 21:22

LOL! Does that work? That definitely sounds like something I'd do:)

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sgtstedanko
09/10/2011 - 04:53

I don't know brother I'm looking to downsize this damn thing, with gas as high as it is I need an economy unit!! Thanks Obama!

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tread-m
09/11/2011 - 10:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that popes selling pics of your wangus to help support his next cycle:) I heard about the infamous straw from your protein shake incident, You know you ain't getting that shit back bro. Just consider it a catheter for later on down the road. FYI, If the nurse ever asks if you want a catheter, JUST SAY NO! FUCK OBAMA. You know he's gonna bend us over again when/if he gets re elected "He's doing so much good" sorry, almost went off on a rant there. Today is not the day...

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sgtstedanko
09/10/2011 - 04:49

WOW, That is some nasty shit and u should have urself checked out,

PS let me know if it works

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popeboy1
09/11/2011 - 10:11

Actually thinking about tea-bagging my snutz in the stuff bro:) Don't have hcg for my next cycle:) Anybody heard about hcg nasal spray?

~~Eric090585~~
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09/09/2011 - 19:16

suuuuuuppppper gay! makes me wanna punch'em

miggymig
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09/09/2011 - 19:14

FUCK SKINNY JEANS even my 13 year old son says skinny jeans are douchy

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GURU
09/09/2011 - 19:13

Yeah dont do that unless you're gay ok! Nothing wrong with gay if thats your thing but I need a way to know who is and thats how I tell!

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