Online dating and Cougars
At the start of the year my girlfriend and I decided to part ways, before you shed a tear for your brother Growmore it was just time to call it a day even though we both cared greatly for each other.
Now after a good month of self reflection, 3+ hour long work outs 7 days a week and many late night Ben and Jerry excursions I decided I was ready to get back into things.
I dabbled around and once I got my feet wet I wanted to try and meet a more suitable woman. Here was my problem, I didn't know any respectable women..
So after a chat with a gym buddy I decided to delve into online dating.. What a brilliant way of meeting women, I thought the Internet was just for buying gear and looking at naked women, little did I know lads!
That was back in April and since then I've done my time slugging it out in the trenches getting my hands dirty. After all that I've found a girl who's the whole package and potentially could be the next Mrs Growmore.
If you're a single guy like I was, who concentrates on fitness and his career and struggles meeting new people get on the ball kid. You won't regret it I promise you.
On a side note what kind of women do you find the "muscle" look attracts? In my case I discovered no end of Cougars and milfs who nearly wet themselves over the size of my arms, which in all honestly are pretty pathetic compared to most you chaos around here. It goes with out saying my profile photo included the classic bicep flex ha!
Disclaimer: there are some complete lunatics on dating websites and if you bump into any tell them Growmore said Hello because I met heaps! Wouldn't surprise me if Gymjunkie was on one claiming to be a hot 21 year old Norwegian girl! Any funny stories any of the online dating vets have, please share!
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X2 on tinder, don't get hassled by the uglies !
Have any of u guys been on maury after all this, online cougar Ness?
I bet there are ones who have!
ManimalKingI just know one dude who uses it he still does too but I remember when he first started he found a fine woman with some tattoos very edgy hot looking girl. But when he showed up it was a train wreck said pic had to be from like 5+ years ago and she had a semi face/neck tattoo of stars and flowers or some shit. Weighed at least 20lbs more than pic and was super entitled and arrogant.
False advertising is my concern. Never personally used a dating site but always thought about maybe trying it.
They call them catfish..
First online date was exactly that.. Was messaging a rather sexy blonde piece (photos all checked out), organised a date the next evening. When I pulled up to pick her up a massive unit stumbled over to my van and got in, needless to say I did what every self respecting eroids member would of done in my position and that's got extremely drunk, went back to hers and, you get the rest.
You say I said the photos checked out? They were all taken at angles which hid her larger areas. They only get you with that once I can assure you of that! You get wise to the photo sorcery.
" needless to say I did what every self respecting eroids member would of done in my position and ,..............."
Called Ed and the EROIDS van ???? ??
That's right, and drove that ass all the way to pound town!
Rustyhooker^^^^^^hahaha!!!!
I wish there was an "on line" back in the day when I was dating... now that there is, my wife says,"Absolutely Not!"
www.bangmywife.com
POF has been great for me, been using it on and off for a couple of years now. And yeah, got my dick wet plenty of times.
One i was supposed to meet about a month ago actually stood me up, first time in my life. I was like wtf can't believed that happened. Anyway the next day she txt me apologising asking if there's any way she could make it up me, so you can guess what I said. Spent the rest of the day sexting each other and then she asked me round to fuck her, so been smashing that ass every few days. Very nice lady lol, great career, great apartment. Just wants no strings sex. Well that's what I thought till she caught me txting another girl, got all pissed and threw me out, haha.
The girl I was txting I'm meeting Saturday night, she's damn fine to!
Can't beat online dating, it's so easy and there's plenty of girl's just waiting for it lol.
Man that brings back some memories, I used pof like over 10 years ago literally, got tons of Ass. And used Craig's list casual encounters for my area. Also was a apart of a cougar site as well. Advertising yourself as a 18-19 year old Marine, pussy fell out the sky. One thing I've learned is very very few women can actually do no strings attached sex. Is she is sleeping with you 2-3 times.a week or when she gets free time. She is developing feelings, women get feelings usually a lot faster then men. Couldn't tell you have many randoms wanted me to settle down or move in. If you hit the pussy good almost never fails they want you to stay around and to themselves. I've been married for a few years now, but before then I used online dating a lot it works, you can set it up to get sex every night. One girl busy just text another until you find one who is free. Sometimes you can smash 2-3 women in a day if you set it up right. I had a phone full of contacts, I'm sure the women rotated men as well. I remember leaving ones in the morning or go see one lunch time, then going to a gas station to wash my dick off in the sink the best I could so there was no pussy juice left on it and go to the next. How I never caught a std Idk but I was very stupid. I would never go unprotected with a random ever again if I did get divorced. Very very lucky
RustyhookerSounds like young life. Lol...high five
Or a midlif crisis lol. Or just making up for all the time I was away, that being the majority of my twentys :(
Either way i feel young at heart, always will.
RustyhookerI'll never grow up. I just get older but never grow up. Stupid jokes, pranks, silly shit makes life good. Lol
The very definition of a leprechaun.
RustyhookerLmao!!! Definitely, but I still need a lil pot of gold. I better hit the lotto.
It's a big world out there that's for sure! Only problem is it does bring the player out in event he most honest of gentlemen! Thanks for adding bro
I am chained to the porch... :(
RustyhookerLong ago met a lady online, we had a ton of mutual friends so we went out for a coffee and chat. 10 minutes in she wants me to move in. I could be daddy to her kids and she'd pay all the bills. By 15 minutes she had us married. She stalked me a good 6 months after. Was a nutter for sure!
stage 5 clinger bro.... Yiikes
RustyhookerIt was entertaining for a while but then everywhere I went, she shows up. Lol
Sorry bro. But, I got a good laugh out of this.
RustyhookerIts still a good laugh here as well! Last time we went to a local show, crazy was there still uber happy to see me.
Reminds of that movie, all about steve.
Across the board I've hear this from many other blokes, even happened to me on several occasions. I'm not sure why they don't get embarrassed about how they act!
You're also going to have to let the community know if you smashed her back doors in rusty!
RustyhookerI actually met my wife before the batshit crazy lady. We were openly dating but things just went right. Met her through mutual good friends simply chatting online as well.
All you need is that spark! As much as I enjoy the chassing different women and freedom when you get into a relationship and it's right there isn't anything better.
That's right, the one I'm meeting tomorrow night seems to have it all. I'm definitely open to being in a relationship, it's just that I'm not prepared to settle for second best. It usually only lasts a few months anyway. The girl I settle for has a lot of boxes to tick lol.
I'm genuinely hoping it all goes well, been lots of chat for the last ten days or so, seems like the type of girl for me, gorgeous as well ;)
RustyhookerGood luck to ya!!
BSFC. Bat shit fucking crazy.
Look... all the guys are asking!
Well.............. did ya ???????.......... did ya show her the rusty hook? eh eh????
RustyhookerSoon as she mentioned being instant daddy me pecker crawled inside out. True story and I still see her here and there at events. Her nickname between wifey and I is "bunnykiller" from the scene in Fatal Attraction.
This must be some sort of "male" thing living vicariously through another ..wanting to know personal details ..... it must kill you all not to know what happened... I have to say that the male species has sufferend another blow on the step ladder of enlightenment ... oh, I m sorry you havent even found the ladder... smh
Smash!!!!!........ thanks for reminding me what a smash in the face feels like
you are so very welcome Viking ;-) anytime you need one I ll be here to deliver
we are simple creatures,,,,
Fuck her right in the pussy!
Rustyhooker.
Yep that's him.
Ace VenturaDid you fuck her?
He couldn't reach...
RustyhookerI cant argue that. Chick was 5-11. I think she'd break me....
Ace VenturaLol
I've now got an image of Gymjunkie with blonde pigtails stuck in my head........
Even full of test that's put me off for at least a couple of hours
You're obviously not on tren ;)
RustyhookerCoffee across screen! Lol