Online dating and Cougars
At the start of the year my girlfriend and I decided to part ways, before you shed a tear for your brother Growmore it was just time to call it a day even though we both cared greatly for each other.
Now after a good month of self reflection, 3+ hour long work outs 7 days a week and many late night Ben and Jerry excursions I decided I was ready to get back into things.
I dabbled around and once I got my feet wet I wanted to try and meet a more suitable woman. Here was my problem, I didn't know any respectable women..
So after a chat with a gym buddy I decided to delve into online dating.. What a brilliant way of meeting women, I thought the Internet was just for buying gear and looking at naked women, little did I know lads!
That was back in April and since then I've done my time slugging it out in the trenches getting my hands dirty. After all that I've found a girl who's the whole package and potentially could be the next Mrs Growmore.
If you're a single guy like I was, who concentrates on fitness and his career and struggles meeting new people get on the ball kid. You won't regret it I promise you.
On a side note what kind of women do you find the "muscle" look attracts? In my case I discovered no end of Cougars and milfs who nearly wet themselves over the size of my arms, which in all honestly are pretty pathetic compared to most you chaos around here. It goes with out saying my profile photo included the classic bicep flex ha!
Disclaimer: there are some complete lunatics on dating websites and if you bump into any tell them Growmore said Hello because I met heaps! Wouldn't surprise me if Gymjunkie was on one claiming to be a hot 21 year old Norwegian girl! Any funny stories any of the online dating vets have, please share!
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AnonI married the current Mrs. Wonka from an online site. My experience is the same as yours. Cougars abound.
Alittle over a year ago i joined a wedsote thinking i was going to get wild and have a different girl every weekend. Did it happen? Nope !!! I found an amazing woman after 1 week. 10 years younger and as attracted to me as i was yo her. She sent the first message , she wanted to meet up. She said i was the man of her dreams. We met and life became amazing again, w have been togeather alittle over a year and im so lucky inwas talked into joining the website. You never know what can be living 12 minutes away. Yes the girl of my dreams only 12 minutes away and we would have never met if it was for that site. Yes there are great woman but remember at our ages theve been screwed over and have a guard up.
That is awesome. I have been chained to the porch through the entire internet dating era. lol
I can relate! Lmao
Hey I'll be honest, I met a girl online on a game, we dated for 2 years. Hottest Bosnian girl I've ever seen and we cammed all the time and this and that. She got me into working out because she wanted to start modeling and such and I didn't want to look like the twig I did before. Morale of the story, sometimes it works out really well or it doesn't and you move on. The best part of being single is being able to work on yourself.
AnonI tell you this, if you can get with a Cougar.... It will be the most sexy experience you will have..... No shit
I see your not into scat. You are right, cougars but with no shit involved. I hate changing depends. Ha
AnonOh man..... No not that old
What is a scat ...... Senior citizen ass & titis?
Now I draw the line at a certain age where they are no longer a cougar and just a old ass cat
Nah man scat is like getting shit on literally. 2 girls and 1 cup style. Lmao
I bed one every week... altho, a cougar for me would be like in her late 60's early 70's... sexy when the teeth come out.
AnonLmfao..... I don't know if that's a cougar bro
How come girls can be cougars, but I get labeled as a creepy old man?
Could it be the goats ??
Because your name is Greg... Lmao. you may actually be the first respectable Greg I've met!
I tried match, and pof. Both were terrible. If I actually got a woman to respond, it would usually result in endless text, and her refusal to actually meet in real life.
You've either got to higher standards or you're ugly as fuck I'm afraid brother because the place is flooded pootang at all ends of the scale !
AnonI've seen ugly people have high standards... They don't know they are ugly, but they sure know when someone else is...... Is that not strange?
Reminds me of a none lifting person I know who is a very obvious 2/10 and he turns his nose up at every girl in sight, I guess in his case it must be a defence mechanism as he wouldn't be able to hold a conversation let alone pull most women you see day to day. Ugly person but an even uglier personality.
Ehh not exactly the pof where I am since it does location based results is just a bunch of swamp donkeys. It wasnt long before I figured that out.
X2 on the chuckle at swamp donkeys.
Already used it twice in real life.
"SWAMP DONKEYS"...lmao!
Yea man bunch of lazy ass swamp donkeys which is why theyre fat. I literally had pof for like 15 mins and deleted that shit.
beefcake16All I hear from girls on there are how many jerk off, asshole dirt balls are creeping and infecting that site. Endless parade of fucktards and desperate hand junkies. I did it lol. Got a great girl I wouldn't believe would be on there but she told me horror stories of stalker emails her and her friends got. Pof is the ghetto of online dating sites. If she's a hottie on there she's looking for a ball and chain which is what I got lol not complaining.
Doesn't help that I'm in my 40's and living in a small town...
Fetlife.com. nuff said. Booooom.
Lmfao, my gf has an account
Photos and a list of what she's into or she doesn't exist.
Eroids approved
OZMUSOnit..alot old hammered ladies..but we all love the young..yes transgender love is there,no not for me but gawd dammm they lookin fresh...
Craigslist and cracker are for pure filth nites..tinder works aswell...im enjoying the single life non the less
Got talking to a transgender girl who used to be a man this week. Not going to lie, I was so tempted to fuck her, she looks exactly like a girl its crazy, I'd of never known just from looking.
Such a horny mofo, had to have a word with myself lol. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Lmao, ive witnessed this many times, my girl is a fetish model and she has trans friends that are hard to tell, seen many a guy get fooled, its entertaining to witness the reaction later
If you're on cycle that's not even close to the line ;)
AnonWhat if you did lay it down on one and didn't find out til later after you really started to really like him/her
That would fuck my brain up for life
And the best part is, she still had a dick. The bitch told him she didn't want to have intercourse until after marriage. She'd give him bjs and they were always making out. LOL. But she would never let him touch her nether region.
I knew a guy that didn't find out until they were getting married, lol.
im stuck with that thought in my fkn head.............. would i ?.... could i ?
Hmmm.......... this is one of them things thats gonna bug me all night lol...........
It is a blurred lines type situation, it looks like a woman, talks like a woman, probably smells like a woman, but alas, it is NOT a woman...
According to her she was fully transformed, I'm guessing she was trying to tell me she had a vagina, who knows. If i had of met her I'd be their right now, I'd actually arranged to meet her tonight.
Couldn't do it though, if I'm looking for some i'd rather she be born a woman.
beefcake16I remembering listening to Howard Stern one day and this transgender girl was showing off her new vagina lol. It's basically an inverted dick. You would of slammed ham.
AnonWould you hook up with Kaitlyn Jenner? Can you imagine banging that then look at the wall and see a poster of a guy in the Olympics, and be like, bada$$ this chick likes athletes, then realize that athlete is on the tip of your nob.... Ewwwwww... No,way Jose, no pun intended
I am a live and let live kinda guy but I truly am disgusted by "Bruce" jenner. And the rest of the Jenner/Kardashian's/ West's..
X2 guy was a great athlete and a hero to many. The family saw stardom during the on trial and theyve been doing whatever they can to stay in the media eye since then.
AnonYep, it's a joke all of them, yet their rich as fack. Almost threw up when that weirdo won the Asher Roth award, ESPN is just as whack.
At least she told you before and not after a few weeks. Or years.
im cured bro..................... i wouldnt touch that with a fkn barge pole lmao!
talk to her/him maybe.... but no way on earth is my "old chap" penetrating anything but 100% full blood women......... not even with a gun at my head Nooooooo Way!!
I am in complete agreement. Besides the fact that I am happily married to a natural born woman anyway. I am good!
LMFAO!
Running tren by any chance you sick fuck?! ;)
Brings out the weirdest sexual desires in me haha
Yeah and tren base lol. Didn't do it though, damn tempted tho haha!
I think I need therapy to deal with my sex fiend approach to sex lol.
TryHarder007Yes.. It's called TINDER!!!! single hand the best thing ever. You older folk done understand its the only site that is trust worthy and plus the percent of hot chick i s way higher than POF. Just throw up a few pics where you look big and swipe right on the babes..