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So this is a bit off topic. But during injections does anyone else get Rock Hard? Like I could put a full pig on spit roast hard. My wife finds it hilarious. Pants come down and spit roast comes out. Im not sure if its the extra test in me? The fact my wife does my injections so when my pants come down I just assume its game time? Do I just love the injections?

Anyone else have this Smile I mean I could joust King Arther and win!

hogwild's picture

After reading this... my wife is doing my pins from now on.

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BFG's picture

It's just that you enjoy getting penetrated bro.

hogwild's picture

Lol right!

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TheIcon's picture

Atleast 2 fingers otherwise no point Smile

DeeMan's picture

Quick question....is the issue happening after you pin from the same vial? Just wondering if it's test no ester. But even if it was I'd think it would take a little longer to affect you. What testosterone ester is this?

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

The burn from the TNE would overpower the fucking wood for sure. Lol

TheIcon's picture

Its Cyp. I think it could be a combo of adrenaline and the wife. I mean I was tapping the air bubble out of the syringe and I said to my wife Im getting raging wood. Im a sick F. and She just laughs and is like turn around.

DeeMan's picture

Lol. Yea probably just adrenaline. I think when adrenaline rises a bit of testosterone rises too. Either way it's a good time for sex.

iFit's picture

Totally normal. I’d be worried if my wife’s head was a foot and it didn’t move.

Makwa's picture

I think your wife pinning you is the culprit Lol

Black90tsi's picture

First time i've heard of that particular sexual proclivity.

DeeMan's picture

I've heard this type of thing before. It's probably some type of adrenaline rush from anticipation of pinning...or you may be using test base with no ester lol. Either way I wouldn't say this is a major issue. At least you have a good sex drive. I'd imagine that would be a good time for you and your wife to have sex.

TheIcon's picture

Yea I mean the boner-time has been bad lately. Going to the gym at 5:30am and have raging wood. Its flipping 19 degrees out and Im ready to squat and I got a tent big enough to house a circus under. AGain at my kids soccer practice. Boner-time baby! I can't get up out of my chair else I might end up in jail. I could have wooped Ronaldo and Messi at the same time with my 3 legs. Shyt outa control Smile

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

In those situations I just own it. The kids soccer game or whatever is kind of a weird situation so yeah I get that But anything else not involving kids fuck it look at my dick :-)

hogwild's picture

The grandpa on the movie road trip...

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DeeMan's picture

Damn this reminds me of my high school years. Teacher calls me to the chalk board in the midst of my mind wondering off about teenage girls. Lol I did the quick belt tuck to escape that situation. Boy those days!

Anyways this is a problem but it's kinda a good problem I think, depending lol. Your problem could be alot worse having no testosterone at all.

Ccacc's picture

Wish that happened to me.. helll yeah

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Catalyst's picture

Mental note - I should never offer to pin any of my mates. Just in case…..

TheIcon's picture

bahahaha

press1's picture

At least not in his teardrop anyway!!! Lmao

JakeKO's picture

I could only wish, LOL. Only compound that has a similar effect is TNE, but it’s usually thirty minutes later.

press1's picture

Oh for sure with that stuff, I use to get it after taking Dbol tabs too but those days are long gone now lol

Makwa's picture

That is just because you love dbol so much Man in love

press1's picture

LMFAO You could be onto something there Mak!!!

press1's picture

OMG This is going to be in the back of my mind next time I do an injection now lol The one thing I can categorically say that has never happened is that I have got a Hard on during pinning Shok

Greg's picture

At 65, sometimes I identify as a woman... sometimes I don't.

NWApatches's picture

Not you too, greg?!?!

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DeeMan's picture

My man this world is changing little by little. What was considered abnormal is normal and vise versa.

NWApatches's picture

If you can't beat em join em. I'm from this point on identifying as a western lowland gorilla

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DeeMan's picture

I have no issue with that...get ya Gorilla on!

SimonM84's picture

Yeah man, it’s spreading.

Rosschestzip's picture

I would imagine it’s because your wife’s probably at eye level with your waist and your pants are down. I’d probably start getting hard if my girl was doing it too, and then start trying to poke her with it and hope it leads somewhere lol

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AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Ironically this happened in my 20s quite a bit. These days not so much. Much more dick control these days.

Rosschestzip's picture

Dude @AlwaysGottaStiffy with that as your username, you should’ve been waiting for a post like this to bust out your experience and expertise Lmao

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AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Oh ive got some stories. DeeMan can vouch. Ask him why he calls me the skull king. --

Rosschestzip's picture

@AlwaysGottaStiffy @DeeMan. I don’t even wanna know. You sickos lmao

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DeeMan's picture

@Rosschestzip You gotta hear that guy's stories. Dude is a trip.

DeeMan's picture

Yea NOBODY has stories like you have...you're only interest in women is their skull lol! @AlwaysGottaStiffy

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Heres a taste...The wife had the perfect response to my comment today.

Me-- "You're ragging and im horny"

Her--"You can stick it in my butt"

So i had this side piece i was telling D about. Total fucking freak. And when i say freak... I mean she'd scare most men with what she'll do. Bitch has a throat like a kevlar vest. One time she jumped on her massive dining room table. Turned on her back, laid down, and hung her head off the back of the table. Then i slid in her mouth and fucked her face. She stops me mid stroke and says, you're not gonna hurt me, go harder. So i did. I slammed those tonsils til the bitch hurled up cum and nut butter. Those Ukrainians sure can take some dick. And like a pro, slides off the table, bends over the couch and slams my dick in her ass. Tells me to stop mid entry and hold. Yea... A bit bigger than you thought bitch. Lol. I hold, shes gasps for air, and tells me to continue. I start slow and then get to pounding.. shes a screamer and loves it hard. I pound away til she tells me shes about to cum. I put 4 fingers in her snatch, curl my fingers up yank as she nuts. Bitch squirts for a solid 20 seconds. Im drenched. Loving every drop. Couch is soaked and we have stains on the wall . Twas a good fuck session.

Shall i continue?

hogwild's picture

Lol does your wife have any sisters??? Sooooo something Ole hog legs been pondering onn...... ya know nothing worse than bedding down with that fine dime you've been hungry to smash. Then get balls deep in it and realize how disappointed you are with how sloppy this dimes pussy is,,, or go to eat that monkey and are disappointed with how the anatomy is down there.... I'm just saying , i like a picture perfect, pretty and tight giner.... standard white boy issue here, my stoner thoughts of the day are, sooo instead of laying down the dime with a sloppy ass... why not the 6 that's hungry and hasn't been whaller'd out by guys like alwaysgottastiffy.... fooooooooookkkk I'm too stoned for this shit...sorry for rambling... love this community,,, God bless!

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Rosschestzip's picture

I wanna find one of those desperate heavy girls that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You know the ones that just will do anything to make you happy. Lmao I’ve never been with a fat chick, only been with like smoking hot girls that honestly are probably out of my league but they give you the most problems and trouble. So now I gotta try and find a nice and easy big girl lol

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hogwild's picture

This....... yesss continue please !!

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TheIcon's picture

Wait did you do my wife? Earilie similar minus being Ukrainian. Chicks like the fingers curled and pulled like you are trying crank the weed wacker. Had similar although wife squirted in my mouth. Sounded like she was filling up a glass of water at the refrig.

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Might could be lol. Yeah they've got a g-spot right on the inside of their cooter underneath their clit and then of course in the back where the head of your dick is going to smash. I dig around in there and find all the spots lol

DeeMan's picture

@Rosschestzip this is a sample lol. That's why he is the skull king. Straight pornography. But @AlwaysGottaStiffy I've always wanted a Russian chick. They are indeed sexy and sexual from what I hear.

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Mean af. Passionate tho. And man can they take it hard. Most of the time, when i smash someone new i gotta watch their face to make sure im not hurting them. If i start. To see pain i back off on intensity and depth.. lol. This one took every inch and full fucking blast. Not many females can take it like she does. And when she nuts... Bitch trembles for like 5 min after. Bed soaking wet. Im always giving myself high fives when im laying next to her, dick put up, boxers on....and shes still cumming.

For all you rookies out there. I gotta challenge for you. Wet sheets. Make the sheets have more wet spots than dry ones. Then youve got your shit handled. Lol

TheIcon's picture

Wife squirted on our dog on the floor once. That was a classic. Dog was pissed. Gave that side eye like WTF woman! Then left the room

AlwaysGottaStiffy's picture

Loooool. 20 points for hitting a live animal not involved in the sexy time. Lol.

DeeMan's picture

Those rookies aren't ready for that type of experience. You should of went into the pornography business. Or are you in already lol?
But yeah something about those Russian women.

TheIcon's picture

Actually was in 1 once. Ill admit not the best looking chick. She was a former Vice Principal in my City. Turned Swinger/porn. Lalya Redd.