My wife snuck up on me with a strap on
Late last night after I had returned home from Fucking up the weights as usual i had skipped the shower and decided to crawl into my bed next to my beautiful wife. i cupped her breasts and kissed her goodnight. "you stink like shit" she muttered under her breath.. i caught wind of resentment. I often have night terrors.. generally reocurring.. a big faceless naked man with no private parts is chasing after me..and my ability to run is hindered. I woke, flustered... only to find myself restrained.. I assumed it was one of my wifes kinky ideas... but i was not prepared for the level of kink i was about to be served. My ass, already propped and lubed..was being penetrated by a dull mass of thick girth.... i shouted in pain " AGHHH-" my screams were muffled by my own filthy sock , it tasted of dick cheese. by the time she was finished. iwas in tears. demasculated . i want to know how i can move on from this... we havent spoken for days.
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Funny - almost, but the tied up and sock thing was done in Wedding Crashers.
You should only be worried if the dog watched no homo
"Wife" really meant his boyfriend
His boyfriend identifies as his wife...
Ace could we get a comment on this guys dilemma?
Holly crap. You better go see a DR
YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT
A 7 lb baby turd?
Ban. Enjoy that with your sore ass
Gay...
Sir,
wow wow wow, that's too much information, think you're watching too much horror movies lol
Regards
After a year and a half, no friends, no reviews, no forum posts... and this is what you open with?
Rustyhookerthis is what you open with
Giggeddy.....
Suck it up bro and start sleeping on your back.
A95oteroJust want to point out that i still have an underlying issue with my wife who i love deeply. just not how deeply she was... you know
You LOVED that shit!
Stop wasting our time with your bs sick fantasies, fruit loop
I'd bet money this is some loser who was previously banned.....
A95oteroYou'd already be depleted of your funds before finding out any of these previous accounts statuses because... IM A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER BITCH
Winners don’t get butt fucked...
Very true, real winners give the butt fuckings, not receive them. No homo.
A95oteroAnd you loved reading that shit, fruit cake. Time well spent in the "anything goes" forum. Kick rocks you fucking flintstone.
ALMOST ANYTHING GOES !!! Not anything goes.
A95oteroI thought almost anything fit up the ol' canal too but wellp...
You are a 100% pure assclown
A95otero100% ass bandit my main man. Pleasure. After im finished with my horse hooves and afterbirth date id like to personally invite you to my estate to go over some anus tickling techniques.
Admittedly queer.
Pussy
A95oteroPussy? Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
I would start with Google, type in "psychiatric centers near me". Make sure you have the location icon turned on to speed up the process. You need meds.
A95oteroi too have genital herpes. we have more in common than you think my friend. let us rejoice in herpetic harmony.
Nice, my herps are 10-18 foot long constrictors, African rock pythons, Burmese pythons, and reticulated pythons, to name a few. Come on over and rejoice with them, it's feeding time.....
I've never fed them a shitweasel before, but when they're really hungry they'll eat anything.
Hate to tag an old post. And i was involved in it back then. Just going back through old emails and notification and rereading these old posts . I forgot about this dipshit. Wonder if he is also the infamous "poopshoot" character. Or the "bighead2155" or the new guy that is super racist i forget his name. Any way . About roled out if bed when i read "I've never fed them a shitweasel before".
Lol, I totally forgot about this character, so many just troll and go.
Think its the same guy. Prolly one that got banned for cheating the system. And just keeps coming back to cause problems.
Always wanted a retick. Beautyfull creatures. I've handled several of them and never had one bite which I hear is unusual. Some people can and the rest shouldn't. Have had 3 burmese. The biggest one she got to where her head was as wide as a double cheese burger from the McDonald's. Fed her any thing from full grown chicken , New Zealand rabbits..
Cats, dogs occasionally the neighborhood children. Wanted to be a herpetologist when I grew up. Guess I still do. Awsome.
There are dwarf retics now that only get 8-12 feet long. My favorite is the purple tiger dwarf, Google it when you get a chance.
Retics are like burms, get them young and handle them a good bit, feed them regularly and keep the right amount of humidity, moisture and heat in their enclosure and they stay really happy, healthy and docile.
A95oteroAs I have never - not once - been fed to a serpent. However..it is rumored that my 6 month romance with Medusa does in fact have something to do with my genital herpes. How about we discuss the future of the world as we know it over a cup of afterbirth and horse hooves? As gentleman-like as they come. ;)
Sorry, trying to cut back on horse hooves, and totally afterbirth intolerant, so I must politely decline. Thanks though.