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My wife snuck up on me with a strap on

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Late last night after I had returned home from Fucking up the weights as usual i had skipped the shower and decided to crawl into my bed next to my beautiful wife. i cupped her breasts and kissed her goodnight. "you stink like shit" she muttered under her breath.. i caught wind of resentment. I often have night terrors.. generally reocurring.. a big faceless naked man with no private parts is chasing after me..and my ability to run is hindered. I woke, flustered... only to find myself restrained.. I assumed it was one of my wifes kinky ideas... but i was not prepared for the level of kink i was about to be served. My ass, already propped and lubed..was being penetrated by a dull mass of thick girth.... i shouted in pain " AGHHH-" my screams were muffled by my own filthy sock , it tasted of dick cheese. by the time she was finished. iwas in tears. demasculated . i want to know how i can move on from this... we havent spoken for days.

Ozninjaguy's picture

Funny - almost, but the tied up and sock thing was done in Wedding Crashers.

333's picture

You should only be worried if the dog watched no homo

daksmack's picture

"Wife" really meant his boyfriend

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Sam I Am's picture

His boyfriend identifies as his wife...

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Manshit's picture

Ace could we get a comment on this guys dilemma?

wanted's picture

Holly crap. You better go see a DR
YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT

KMC's picture

A 7 lb baby turd?

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RangerVet's picture

Ban. Enjoy that with your sore ass

Sam I Am's picture

Gay...

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GYM SUPPS's picture

Sir,

wow wow wow, that's too much information, think you're watching too much horror movies lol

Regards

Greg's picture

After a year and a half, no friends, no reviews, no forum posts... and this is what you open with?

Bill G's picture

Suck it up bro and start sleeping on your back.

Dr.BroScience's picture

You LOVED that shit!

Stop wasting our time with your bs sick fantasies, fruit loop

herpjunkie111's picture

I'd bet money this is some loser who was previously banned.....

Sam I Am's picture

Winners don’t get butt fucked...

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herpjunkie111's picture

Very true, real winners give the butt fuckings, not receive them. No homo.

KMC's picture

ALMOST ANYTHING GOES !!! Not anything goes.

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Dr.BroScience's picture

You are a 100% pure assclown

Sam I Am's picture

Admittedly queer.

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TrenAllDay's picture

Pussy

herpjunkie111's picture

I would start with Google, type in "psychiatric centers near me". Make sure you have the location icon turned on to speed up the process. You need meds.

herpjunkie111's picture

Nice, my herps are 10-18 foot long constrictors, African rock pythons, Burmese pythons, and reticulated pythons, to name a few. Come on over and rejoice with them, it's feeding time.....

I've never fed them a shitweasel before, but when they're really hungry they'll eat anything.

Bill G's picture

Hate to tag an old post. And i was involved in it back then. Just going back through old emails and notification and rereading these old posts . I forgot about this dipshit. Wonder if he is also the infamous "poopshoot" character. Or the "bighead2155" or the new guy that is super racist i forget his name. Any way . About roled out if bed when i read "I've never fed them a shitweasel before".

herpjunkie111's picture

Lol, I totally forgot about this character, so many just troll and go.

Bill G's picture

Think its the same guy. Prolly one that got banned for cheating the system. And just keeps coming back to cause problems.

Bill G's picture

Always wanted a retick. Beautyfull creatures. I've handled several of them and never had one bite which I hear is unusual. Some people can and the rest shouldn't. Have had 3 burmese. The biggest one she got to where her head was as wide as a double cheese burger from the McDonald's. Fed her any thing from full grown chicken , New Zealand rabbits..
Cats, dogs occasionally the neighborhood children. Wanted to be a herpetologist when I grew up. Guess I still do. Awsome.

herpjunkie111's picture

There are dwarf retics now that only get 8-12 feet long. My favorite is the purple tiger dwarf, Google it when you get a chance.

Retics are like burms, get them young and handle them a good bit, feed them regularly and keep the right amount of humidity, moisture and heat in their enclosure and they stay really happy, healthy and docile.

herpjunkie111's picture

Sorry, trying to cut back on horse hooves, and totally afterbirth intolerant, so I must politely decline. Thanks though.