I just read a post where someone was worried about hitting a bone when they pin and I was cracking the F U! It reminded me of the first time I pinned a shot. I couldn't do it. I was sweating like I sucked on a vinegar ice pop. I was so uncontrollably shaky I looked like I had Parkinson's. I psych myself up to just do it,...I would put the pin super close to the skin ,..touch it with the tip and as soon as I started to push & I saw the skin being pushed down and indented from the needle not puncturing I would feel a bubble build up in my gut as travel to my chest and out my mouth like a little friggen girl ,.."aaaahhhhhh it hurts". Finally after an hour of this non sense I got my boy to come help me. He had already pinned himself a bunch of times and other ppl in the gym. I was the newbie. I was scared to ask my wife because she didn't know back then what I was doing. He comes up to my bedroom. I prep the area on my glute w/ alcohol. I bend over slightly leaning on my bed post and I start bitching again before he even gets ready to pop it in. The anticipation of the stab was killing me and I was honestly worse than a little girl. I continue to do this for like 3 attempts, bitching out at the last minute like "wait wait wait hold on". This is how the convo went.

Me: "Dude, wtf is takin so long man. C'mon I wanna get this shit over with.
Him: "I wish you would stop bitching and man up. It's a little friggen pinch.
Me: Fuck you man needles hurt. I don't know if I can man. Maybe I'll get an oral instead.
Him: "Yo man ,if you don't stop bitchin I'm gonna jam it the fuk in. I swear to got I'll just slam it in there.
Me: "Nah man don't do that. Ok ok hurry up and do it.
Him: bro you're barely giving me a target. You need to bend your ass over more.
Me: "You ready? Bro? Bro do it. Aawe shit man it's gonna hurt goin in I know it. I never did this before.

BOOM! the door slams open. It's my wife , "Jesus FCKing Christ! OMG What the FCK are you doing behind him and why are your pants down man? Dude? For real? You'll just get oral? Like he's about to blow you instead of bone you? You fuckin queers. Is this happening right now? I can't. Omg. Omg. Omg! Youz are gay? Omg I can't believe this. Really? Omg omg omg"!
After about 10 minutes of trying to convince her we weren't gay she finally calmed down then got pissed I was running juice. We can laugh about it now but what a friggen day! Lol. I still feel the paralysis of fear I felt when that door opened up and I knew It looked like I was getting porked by my homeboy. He was crackin up the whole time. He thought it was the funniest shit ever. Meanwhile I'm ready to pass out under all kinds of stress. lol.