+ 10 My first shot! Funny ,sad and pathetic all rolled into one
I just read a post where someone was worried about hitting a bone when they pin and I was cracking the F U! It reminded me of the first time I pinned a shot. I couldn't do it. I was sweating like I sucked on a vinegar ice pop. I was so uncontrollably shaky I looked like I had Parkinson's. I psych myself up to just do it,...I would put the pin super close to the skin ,..touch it with the tip and as soon as I started to push & I saw the skin being pushed down and indented from the needle not puncturing I would feel a bubble build up in my gut as travel to my chest and out my mouth like a little friggen girl ,.."aaaahhhhhh it hurts". Finally after an hour of this non sense I got my boy to come help me. He had already pinned himself a bunch of times and other ppl in the gym. I was the newbie. I was scared to ask my wife because she didn't know back then what I was doing. He comes up to my bedroom. I prep the area on my glute w/ alcohol. I bend over slightly leaning on my bed post and I start bitching again before he even gets ready to pop it in. The anticipation of the stab was killing me and I was honestly worse than a little girl. I continue to do this for like 3 attempts, bitching out at the last minute like "wait wait wait hold on". This is how the convo went.
Me: "Dude, wtf is takin so long man. C'mon I wanna get this shit over with.
Him: "I wish you would stop bitching and man up. It's a little friggen pinch.
Me: Fuck you man needles hurt. I don't know if I can man. Maybe I'll get an oral instead.
Him: "Yo man ,if you don't stop bitchin I'm gonna jam it the fuk in. I swear to got I'll just slam it in there.
Me: "Nah man don't do that. Ok ok hurry up and do it.
Him: bro you're barely giving me a target. You need to bend your ass over more.
Me: "You ready? Bro? Bro do it. Aawe shit man it's gonna hurt goin in I know it. I never did this before.
BOOM! the door slams open. It's my wife , "Jesus FCKing Christ! OMG What the FCK are you doing behind him and why are your pants down man? Dude? For real? You'll just get oral? Like he's about to blow you instead of bone you? You fuckin queers. Is this happening right now? I can't. Omg. Omg. Omg! Youz are gay? Omg I can't believe this. Really? Omg omg omg"!
After about 10 minutes of trying to convince her we weren't gay she finally calmed down then got pissed I was running juice. We can laugh about it now but what a friggen day! Lol. I still feel the paralysis of fear I felt when that door opened up and I knew It looked like I was getting porked by my homeboy. He was crackin up the whole time. He thought it was the funniest shit ever. Meanwhile I'm ready to pass out under all kinds of stress. lol.
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Lmfaooooo.... hilarious stuff bro
Nitti was the man!
Pale and Greg do a great job but yeah nitti and noid did a great job also. I just hope this place doesn't burn pale and Greg out to the point that they quit coming here like nitti vike and noid have.
We don't burn out. Fight amongst ourselves on occasion maybe but things are vastly different now than they were back then. I wish Greg and I could do a series like "Real mod stories" lol
All brothers argue from time to time, I just don't like it when BFG threatens to stop the van, "Don't make me stop this van and seperate you two!"
lol
1) you forgot Hollywood.
2) noid still comes around,.... occasionally, usually late at night.
3) burn out is just the nature of the beast.
And bodybuilder/ trenabolic
Yeah hollywood was before my time. He's popped in front time to time. Vike seriously scared the shit out of me. I think I was a member for like six months before I commented on anything.
I read this at work earlier I was dying bro lol
That's why people do it behind the closed doors.
Wife,.... . ....... you don't have one, do you.
bbondsOh man this is some of the funny shit ever, where is nitty this cat is a stand up dude.
Nitti is a former mod. Probably got burned out on this place which sucks. Hasn't logged on in over a year.
bbondsThat's a bummer, thanks fuse.
That shit was to funny man thank for sharing.
Some funny stuff bro:))
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read
rocketballzDude this just made my day.
Lmao... Things we do to get swolle...
I have to bump this.... I was talking with my friend about pinning and how I was scared to death the first time and almost passed out.
Then I remembered reading this a couple years ago and how good of a laugh it was and couldn't help but look it up and read it again...
Damn Nitti, here I though you were hard
lol, good story
lol hahahah
Lmao xD
nobellabsI am still laughing... the funniest story ever....
lmao!......best part of the story
RustyhookerBest story ever!
Lol dang thought my first pin story was bad but u got me Lmfao. This is sticky material all the way lol
LennyShould sticky this. lolssssssssssssss
Mine wasn't so funny! Hell I didn't know anything about anything. I chose the thigh because I could see it and control it better. I briefly searched pinning sites but nothing else. I used a 16gauge 1 inch needle and just manned up and did it. I didn't think it was that bad. When I got on this site I realized I was the only idiot that ran his first cycle with 16 gauge needles. Lol Needless to say that switching to a 23 gauge 1 1/2 was pretty effing nice. Ignorance is bliss!
AnonI see people come in all the time who need an antibiotic shot.. its funny because the nurses aren't trained, nor do they give a fuck about what gauge needle it is.. the don't hit the glute at an angle, they go straight in while laying flat down.. mine as well open palm slap the water based antibiotic in.. i've had it done myself as well.. I think they use 18G and it was traumatizing to say the least. (note: I hit 6ml in my glutes no problem lol)
16 gauge that is a malt straw with a point lmao! Brass balls my friend!
HOLY FUCK!! I didn't even use a pin that size when I pushed gear through a Whatman. Damn bro!! That must have felt like a fucking dart literally!
AnonIn honor of learning how to post pics today.. here's your boy Nitti
Lol!
HOLY FUCK I JUST LAUGHED FOR TEN MIN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
that was fucking hilarious Nitti thanks for the laugh.
Best pinning story yet imo!!
that is a funny story I have to admit!
Nice... I'll never tell what we were really doing!!!! Owwwww
Oh shit too funny!
Anonits not gay if the one on his knee's is holding a needle, and im not talking about Nitti's dick either... BOOM!
AnonHahhahahaha
This is what your boy Muta really looks like people!
lol you were actually not far off on this one.
Anonstill haven't figured out how to post pics on the forum >:(
First you put an exclamation point. Then left bracket , right bracket. Then left parenthesis ,URL if the pic from a website (can't be a personal file pic) and right parenthesis. So it looks like this
! [ ] ( URL )
NO SPACES
Anonwell, this is awkward
Lmfao!!
Ace VenturaLooks like we have another Papa Swole on our hands.
silver389Hahahha saw this and heard, "neeeeeeeerds!" in Ogres voice!