posted Sat, 01/21/2012 - 02:45
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LUCKILY I'M OFF RIGHT NOW!
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Car alarm woke me up at like 3am..i look out the window and see someone in my fucking car! so i grab my 45, sprint down 4 flights of stairs and chase this cock sucker for about a half mile through the snow while i was barefoot and only had shorts on..I GOT MY FUCKING STEREO BACK!
but i almost shot the prick in the back from pure rage...had i been ON i think i would have! this is why i keep my guns locked away while on cycle...just something to think about.
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Hey guys lastnight at around 3 am I was stealing some chumps stereo to fund my steroids (I don't get my allowance until next week) and this little pansie in booty shorts comes out screaming after me waving a puny airsoft gun, so I easily outrun him and after about half a mile I said fuck it and drop his 50$ stereo on the snow, I guarantee if he ever got to me,1 roundhouse and this dude would have been a snow angel,rip.
Nasty81NateMade my ass crack up!!!
Eric090585for some reason i HIGHLY doubt that my good man...
hahahaha that killed me!
dansta123nice,we have zero tolerance for any guns in my country-hell zero tolerance to pretty much everything..A while back a friend and myself were having a chat at the front of work while we turn to see a struggle taking place outside of the the local liquor shop ....as both of us slowly starting to approach what was unfolding we noticed that the liquor shop attendant had grabbed the gun in the struggle for cash inside the shop and was waving it all about like a muppet who didnt know what to do next to the thief.my friend and i start picking up some pace at this point darting up the carpark towards the back of this drug fucked deadbeat thief..my mate grabbed hold of him first from the back in a lock around his waste and proceeded to lift this scum up turning him in air smashing him onto the bitumen carpark floor head first while i then like fluid motion followed through with a evil knee to the chest and a few cracks to the skull then we both jumped on his hand or arm..doesnt matter guy was toast happened very quickly..liquor guy got told not to say shit about the collective awesome-ness that just occured also place the gun on the floor and ring the filth to come clean the mess up..went back to the shop without a boo from the useless in blue and collected a nice campfire story to tell the kiddys..was a great sunday arvo..moral of the story..guns are for girls,real men use there fists or elbows ahh yeah some knees..dont get locked up for some nothing nobody deadbeat worthless sack of shit..
"guns are for girls"....... Dude this is America where most criminals have guns. Come here and take on a criminal with your "guns are for girls" attitude and your ass will end up dead. Fists and elbows aint got shit on some criminals bullet, In a bar fight "guns are for girls" is a good attitude but in the streets in America fucking with scum your ass better be straped up.
dansta123lucky im not there then..i know what you all mean and i hope you do aswell..its just sad that thats the way it is..we beat the fuk out of thieves down this way..good times.
Eric090585amen pimpin...i'll keep my heat close by
Eric090585had he came at me i coulda shot him and walked away from it ;)
OE2000Guys like that need to be strapped to a chair, break out the cup (you know where I'm going with this) this MFer is gonna get a nice treat of my shit with that .45 to his head. After he's finished, the video is going viral....
Eric090585he threw my stereo down when i said i was gonna kill him and his fucking family. tossed it in the snow saying "don't shoot" PUSSY
Jtizzlelol american history x that motherfucker... bite the curb
AnonFucking BS laws are for pussies and POS!! That MFer can root your shit and you can't kill his ass......ain't that a backwards fucked up bitch !!!!
Amen! There was some case where I'm from not too long ago where some theif broke into some guys garage thru the roof while the homeowner was on vacation and got trapped for a few days or so. He sued the homeowner and WON! Cali after New York has to have the worst gun laws!
Eric090585i knew a gun store owner who had his store broke into...he shot the guy in the back as he was running out. store owner finished his life out in prison...
Looks like Cali has the strictest laws. http://www.bradycampaign.org/stategunlaws
Nasty81NateA pistol whipping would've been some justifiable street justice.
Eric090585that was my plan..! i was gonna leap off the street corner and tackle him (like u see in the movies) but i slipped on ice when i tried...ate shit hard and fucked my foot up in the process lol
I'm thinking about doing the same thing when I get on the Tren train. Don't want to do anything stupid when I'm on that stuff.
You should of brought a pellet gun too.That way you could of at least shot at him without killing him!lol
AnonRight in back of the head!!!!
Eric090585i asked the cops if i could shoot him with non lethal ammo and they said i'd be charged with assault! fuck the laws suck here
AnonTHAT makes my blood boil.......they don't have to charge you.......back on COP HATE!
FUCK!!!!
Eric090585yep...in countries where you get your hand cut off for stealing there's NOT too much stealing going on..CUZ VIOLENCE WORKS!
Nasty81NateI caught some 17 year old kid trying to steal my car couple years, chased him down..but the cop intercepted at the last second. Cop told me to dot his eye instead of pressing charges...said it was seriously unlikely that the court would ever get any money out of his lil ghetto ass for my window. Only time I ever hit a underage kid, and it felt good. Saw the cop later on in my neighborhood, he said sometimes street justice is way more satisfying then the legal system. Cops where I live are pretty cool, I ain't gonna lie.
Eric090585LUCKY! i went home and got my woman's car, some shoes & my 12 gauge and went back out looking for his ass before i called the police ;)
Ya buddy! That actually refreshes my faith in cops! I had a drunk neighbor run over my Harley @0630 in the morning! The cop was my buddy from high school and told me that I shoulda beat his fucking ass before I called dispatch. He said I coulda just said he tried fleeing and did what I had to do to keep him from fleeing.
To the issue of locking my shit away on cycle, well let's just say I always change my safe code and give it to the wifey. I got some anger management issues! On cycle is all about bats and steel toes!
AnonIt really isn't the cops......it's the fucked up laws protecting these fuckers. Politicians are the POS that we need to wipe off the face of earth and start over.
AnonNow that is REAL....
Eric090585holy shit..we agree on something for once ;)
Eric090585agreed! what a buncha BS!
Amen! Couldn't agree more