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I NEED HELP BOTHERS!!

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Please help..I was with the same girl for 13 years, split up a year ago. So we now are starting to go thru our divorce and today we had mediation regarding our kids.During our mediation she told mediator I use gear and is requesting I get drug tested.. (our divorce isn't because of my gear use) I'm currently on cycle and willing to do what ever it takes to get this out of my system. Any help is very much appreciated.
Compounds in my system, Sus250-Deca200-Dbol..

aronl's picture

You're missing the big picture IMO. Work with your ex-wife and do everything conceivably possible to have everything including finances, custody, visitation, etc ironed out, agreed upon and in writing with or without the mediator's intervention BEFORE you go to court. For all the womens lib bitching about fairness, men overwhelmingly get ass-raped in divorce court. Be calm, rational, reasonable, make concessions and document your good faith efforts as well as her unwillingness to compromise or any hostility she gives you. Honestly, agreements that you make between each other in the long run will get executed from her side much more reliably than if a court has to make decisions for you all which they will have little to no power to enforce nor will they care to help you if down the road she up and decides to violate your rights or just move and take your child to Switzerland. If your life is otherwise put together and you conduct yourself in this manner then your steroid use- alleged on her part- will be a very peripheral issue for the divorce magistrate.

madman's picture

Good read, I'm taking this all into consideration.This community was the only place that I knew that I can go for some help on this issue thank you guys so much. Very much appreciated..

tonytulo's picture

Honestly bro this imo coming from a guy who spent most of his life getting tested. Go to a supp shop all of their snake oils aka pro hormones say on the back will test positive for ped tests and i had it happen way before i used gear . I would stick to my guns and say the only thing i do is legal supplements and id have 2 or 3 of the snake oil/ legal steriod / pro supps opened with some missing along with pre workout , bcas, and a protein powder, and in the off chance they do test you and it comes bac positive you have a stack of legally purchased supps from a supp store that clearly state they will/can make you test positve for banned peds. I speak from experience. Similar situation. An more than likely they do a blood test thats what has always been done to me. Hope you get things worked out. An i would lay low with the peds for the sake of seeing my children knowing my ex is out to get me bro, my son comes first in my life.

irongame427's picture

Instead of writing out this long 30 minute paragraph you should have just clicked on the link of the product I told him to buy and spend a few minutes reading about it. That was to mjch so I'll give you a run down. Back in the day Patrick arnold a bichemisry and bostbuilder sythezied the first ever prohormones. They were 1-ad, 4-ad and 19-norandrostendiome, each of these were one step away from testosterone, 1-testosterone and 19-nor testosterone and they worked damn well. They converted at a very high rate to the target hormones.well as you can imagine anything thay works the FDA bans so that's what they did.

So them the supp companies came out work the next products, 2 step precoursers to the target hormone. Totally worhless for building muscle but they do concert to small amounts to the target hormones and they say rigt on the package you could fail for illegal substancesz s o for example this "decavol" sold in this stupid stack I told him to buy is 19-norDHEA which converts in the body to 19-norandrostendieone which at last conerts to nanadrolone. Which is exactly what op is taking. Same with this "4-ad"

So, he's taking a legal OTC prohormone that says it will cause a positive for an illegal substance, the exacts same substance he's taking. They won't have to test the pills and if they do great, they convert to the exact same things he would fail for.

And lastly your "matter of fact" is not a matte of fact, it's your uninformed opinion from someone who's never been in the system. So leave thay to the guys with experience that are helping the guy and not trying to scare him.

irongame427's picture

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irongame427's picture

Im gonna cost him his kids? How the fuck are youi gonna say that when I'm the one helping here and spend the time searching the internet finding the legal supplements that will test positive for the EXACT subatsnces hes taking at the moment? Im the one helping the guy and you gonna come at me like that. 1) get the fuck outta here, or 2) Offer some advice to the guy thats better then mine and tonys, please do, all we want for the guy is the best and if you can somehow magically get this shit out of his system so he can say hes not taking anything then do it cause thats obviously best.

irongame427's picture

I agree with you 100%. That's definitely the best way and should be pursued to the fullest extent. But I also firmly believe in covering all your bases and having your backup plan ready just incase she try's to pull this bullshit which it sounds like she's gonna do. He should definitely try to settle and compromise peacefully but now just incase she decides to he a true bitch and pull the steroid card he has his absolute best option in place. And for the record it's not a similar legal substance, they literally convert to the exact substances he would fail for if it comes down to that, but they're legal because in pill form they are not illegal steroids, but once ingested the body will convert them to the target hormone in small amounts via some specific enzymes.

And also, I don't look at karma and determine someone's credibility, I look at the content of ones writing. 4 karma or 1000 karma I'm alwuys willing to listen and take notes from someone who can teach me anything.

Greg's picture

Your family has been dragged to court for the last 110 years? Damn, I'd think you guys would smarten up at some point... Did you get your law degree via osmosis? I think not ;-)

Stick to your argument and lets not see this degrade into name calling and boastful internet warrior BS...

Greg's picture

I applaud your passion and encourage you to remain professional in your argument... Do you think your comment might have gotten an objection from the court? Stick to the merits of your argument and refrain from name calling.

Thanks

irongame427's picture

It's 100% legal supplement man, what can they say if the guy is a good responsible parent. If he's using illegal drugs it doesn't matter how good of a parent he is but he's using something you can walk into a supp shop and legally purchase.

At the end of the day it's all in the hands of the judge to make the decision. This is his only option. Nandrolone is dectectable for up to 18 months and test e isn't much better. This shit is gonna be in his system this is his only option and a damn good one at that seeing that it's worked before for someone on a federal level.

madman's picture

hey guys no need to go back and forth arguing I was just calling for a little bit of help let's stop with the criticizing..Sorry if I started any between any members..

irongame427's picture

Thats what women do man, out of all my relationships I believe i had one girl who if in that situation would not have done exactly that. They know they can use it against you. You could be the nicest guy in the world never ever have one outburst and they will say that shit.

tonytulo's picture

I agree with the seriousness my friend. But i have done this personally with more to lose with greater punishment. You have supps that legally say they will test positve for peds, all different kinds at that . This is a family court bro not federal court ordered drug tests, point being it is he said she said, those tests are not cheap and if you ptetty much say i have many legal supps that will test positve and they state on the bottle they do they will not spend that much money i promise you, why do you ask because i speak from personal experience. I agree that his ped use needs to be put on hold if he truly cares about his child/children ,because if she makes herself look like a fool and her hatred back fires she wil be gunning for him. And like i said i understand the legally of it as i have been tested for natural shows by blood test, also been on federal parol and tested for peds and regular drugs , also have been pre trial confinement where i was tested not for peds tho as it was state charges. So i am by no means talking out my ass , i was not going to even speak in this thread but i just went through the exact same thing with my ex and son, and it worked out in my favor. I do agree they should settle with them and the mediator instead of pushing forwards to a judge because he will review said mediators notes , and so wont both attorneys assuming they have them. An there is no black and white diagram because in the end it comes down to the judges discretion. It is he said she said. I do not speak on things i do not have experience with . Like i said this is small family court not who killed Jimmy hoffa so do not go scaring the fuxking guy this is the last time i will be responding. And i have personally tested positive with out using peds simply by running dumb ass pro hormones and came close to losing over 15 years freedom due to it so like i said they will not break down blood and see what compounds show up which i dont even think they can do , and if they can your talking about thousands of dollars not a simple piss in a cup. The whole woman wins man loses shit is total bullshit, its called being prepared and having shit together and a fair judge period.

tonytulo's picture

Absolutely. I agree but the same could be said about drinking in a relationship some act out and get ugly others do not. It seems like shes grabbing at straws to bring up anything that makes him seem unstable. His job is to prove other wise and expose her motive which is just to drag him through the mud and he ends up being the issue as she turns out to be the victim looking out for said child. Court systems are to packed with alternative motives and absoloute bullshit these days. The person who keeps the level head, is prepared, and has facts not conspiracies come out on top most of the time. I think he needs to focus on looking the part and acting it also ,proving he is responsible and fit to take care of his child. Whats next she says his physique is intimidating, or that his eating behavior is unfit due to his lifestyle of going to the gym smh what is the world coming to. There are much worse problems that never get brought to justice but instead shit like this floods the system when two parties could put their egos aside and handled it like adults, this imo is why children stray off the path of a good child hood because they get exposed to this shit .

ReadyToKillIt's picture

His job is to prove other wise and expose her motive which is just to drag him through the mud and he ends up being the issue as she turns out to be the victim looking out for said child. Court systems are to packed with alternative motives and absoloute bullshit these days. The person who keeps the level head, is prepared, and has facts not conspiracies come out on top most of the time. I think he needs to focus on looking the part and acting it also ,proving he is responsible and fit to take care of his child.

The $15,000 i have personally spent on attorneys in the last year said pretty much the same thing.

madman's picture

Tell me about it, I'm 7,600 in and I haven't even had my first court date yet.

tonytulo's picture

Try federal and state charges at the same time over 40 grand in lawyer fees , not including what i paid to be on parole,probation, and pre trial release aka the bracelet. Shit is no fun. But i played the game and payed the price. Your in a different predicament but family court can tug on your heart strings a little more especially when its with someone who once said they loved you and vice versa, who brings up everything as they drag a child through it also.

tonytulo's picture

Yep been there man hence why i turned my life around but family court is a bitch hope things are better for you now my friend.

madman's picture

Thank you so much bro, i love you man:):)

tonytulo's picture

Btw this should be in off topic not here this is for site issues bugs etc etc

madman's picture

Didn't mean to be off topic, my heads not all there at the moment.

tonytulo's picture

Just move it or have a mod move it ,so the forum topics are kept in the correct forums bro. Sent you a fr.

irongame427's picture

Thay is a fuckinf genius idea. Wish I could give you a plus 2 for thay. 4 andro convertss to 4-ad which conerts to smal amounts of test, they have a one for deca also it does the same shit converts to deca.

Here you go bro, http://www.tigerfitness.com/mobile/Product.aspx?id=6537

One of those converts to testosterone on small amounts and the other converts to deca in tiny worthless amounts. Totally fuckinf legal, they can't say shit to you.

madman's picture

X2 on genius idea. Thanks for the link.

irongame427's picture

Its exatly what you need. the 4-ad converts to testosterone, the decavol converts to deca, and the 1-andro converts to 1-testosterone. The exact shit you're taking minus the dbol which if you stop now will be out of your system very quickly.

madman's picture

Thank you, Irongame. Reading up on it, looks like a good stack.

irongame427's picture

Lol good stack so you're ex doesn't screw you over, bad stack if your goal is to gain muscle or anything performance enhancing. I'm not saying buy this with expectations to get big, you're buying it to keep your kids.

irongame427's picture

Fuck, fuckkng women man. Honesly at this point I believe you have to options, and I don't even know if one will work. First is get someone else's piss you'll have to keep it very warm so it register the correct temp on in the cup and also hidden to caue they will make you empty your pockets. The next is masking agents. But I would suggest getting clean urine from someone or synthetic urine from somewhere else like fake piss.

Trapsquatch's picture

well if they do a blood test your boned...could you refuse the test and make them get a court order that may buy you some time.....

guitarplayer1's picture

Did the mediator go along with that request?

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madman's picture

I dont if he bought it but he did write it down on his note pad, it's still up for the courts to decide.

guitarplayer1's picture

Hope you stayed cool while he was writing it down. To be honest bro it's all he said, she said and those mediators deal with it all day, every day. I would not sweat it at all and I highly doubt that they will test you. I had an ex try to lie and said i took everything under the sun and never did they follow through with testing.

The deca will be in your system for quite some time, so just don't worry about it and focus on your kid. She's gonna try everything to make you look unfit. keep your cool

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tonytulo's picture

It comes down to the judges discretion if they get to that point . He or she reviews the mediators notes, along with each others lawyers if it gets to that point. X2 on focusing on the child . These types of things are a night mare hopefully they work it out without having to go the judge route. Just like if a mediator thinks a child's welfare is in question with either parent they can notify child services. Imo too many people today dont handle problens correctly and do more damage to the children involved than anything half the time, but there are also those times when the court system is the right route, but more often than not it is just one parent playing the system against the other parent.

madman's picture

Ya I stayed cool, the hole time she was trying to get me to blow up but i never did.
kill them with kindness, right.

rt061309's picture

Well I know deca can stay in your system for a really long time. Why exactly would she want you to be drug tested? Just so she has more leverage in court?

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madman's picture

She's trying to make it seem like I'm an unfit parent, she's trying to get full custody.

Trapsquatch's picture

Because it will nail him 2 the wall so to speak....lawyers will use that 2 say he has a drug problem and he is not fit to be a parent and so on and so forth it pretty messed up for some reason in divorce women get the complete upper hand....90% OF THE TIME

rt061309's picture

Exactly why I will never get married. I would never want to legally bind myself to another person. I hate how they put gear in the same category as heroin and meth.

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madman's picture

If you ever decide to get married, keep your gear use to your self. Just my personal opinion

madman's picture

That's exactly right! !