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Member name: TheBeast

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22
145 (146 before I take my morning dookie)
6'0

I've been working out since I was 16 on and off and cannot seem to gain any weight. I eat 3 large meals a day and 3 snacks.

Meals consist of Chicken and Dumplings, Cube Steak, Eggs, Pizza, Coco puffs (that's what Rich Piana eats), Mac and Cheese, Cold Cut sandwiches, Mac'Donalds. My snacks are Chips, Wheat thins and Pop Tarts.

I have done a 10 week cycle before of Dbol and Winstrol and gained 15 lbs but lost it when I came off because I like to drink my Pabst Blue Ribbon and Peach Schnapps on the weekends, so my diet goes to shit when I drink. I Stuck with just the orals cause I'd shit my pants a little to pin myself.

I was picking up bitches left and right when I ran that cycle, unfortunately I was too embarrassed to be naked around them due to all the pimples I had on my ass from being "on".

On that cycle my bench went from 135x8 to 160x4 and I was EZ bar curling 60lbs!!!! Man I felt like a beast in the gym, and even went out and bought some World Gym stringy's.

So I wanna do another cycle and hopefully I can get like the guys in Flex magazine. Some dudes in my LA Fitness have some Tren and Superdrol for like real cheap, ($175 a vial and $250 for 60 Sdrol's) I can afford 2 bottles and maybe run the Sdrol for 4 weeks.

So I am looking for advices on how to get my bench up, and what you think about the Superdrol ? Or if I should get Adrol instead because the monster in my gym has that too.

superman75's picture

well yeah man, cuz if it fits your macros you're getting done right? lol good laugh GP, sad but unfortunately true my friend.

betz7's picture

eroids username is "TheBeast": and I was EZ bar curling 60lbs!!!! -drake voice

konig's picture

got damn tren and superdrol @ 22 .. I rather get hit by a car I think the damage wouldn't be as bad lmao

MONK's picture

Erm is a dookie like some kind of special cookie I don't know about? :/

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IrishMack's picture

My source Tarjay had some bomb ass fyre pumpkin pop tarts on sale during a promo so I scooped up about 6 packs; I eat 6 a day and my bench went up as well as my weight.

On a side note I need some help now; I want to start pinning Maple syrup but I have developed lumps from my pop tart blast all around my midsection. Should I get some windex and spray it on there? I'm only 38% BF so my trainer told me I should dose some S-tarts with trenbolone mac-n-chees-a-tate What do you think?

guitarplayer1's picture

LMAO, Too bad your moving man. Would of liked to of gotten some training sessions in with ya,

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IrishMack's picture

its been a long wait to move, going where its sunny all year round, no more fkn snow. which means no more excuses to get rid of excess bodyfat since ill be tank topping a lot more.

The Impastable's picture

So what you're saying is, my cinnamon fudge pop tarts are bunk? Shit... I knew I should've went with the birthday cake ones...

guitarplayer1's picture

If they are the store brand ones, I'd say they might be bunk.

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The Impastable's picture

Should I count this a loss?

guitarplayer1's picture

You got scammed bro. These are the shit

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The Impastable's picture

Shit I knew it, I stacked them with these:

but I wasn't getting no results!

guitarplayer1's picture

Well I got results from that stack

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GATORNATION's picture

If I put bleach in my eyes will this vision go away?!?!?

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The Impastable's picture

Not sure if large quadricep.......

Or testicle.

guitarplayer1's picture

Hemorrhoid

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win3200's picture

so what you're saying is poptarts and coco puffs are no go for preworkout meals. FML I don't like running gear and lifting anymore.

guitarplayer1's picture

Correct, the refined sugar makes for a great pump. Dude at my gym told me.

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