Gym Nazi strikes again
Ok, so I live in a city where bodybuilders are not represented so I workout at the YMCA. Its a decent gym but a few limitations (dumbbells 110lbs, 1 incline bench, 2 cages), so there was a change in management when a new young lady took over the gym. This chick is a control freak to the max. Every other day the shit in the gym is moved around, she puts tape on the floor to mark where a bench should go (it literally leaves no space to walk). I was deadlifting one day 575lbs and she starts putting up signs, "please don't drop weights" and then comes to me after she notices me staring at the sign and shaking my head and says "I don't mean you". I was doing Close grip bench presses the other day and I go to superset on the old school Nautilus dip machine and I discover that she has taken it out the gym. I know for sure she's trying to turn it into a ballies fitness center rather than an actually weight room. She has the kettle bells locked up for "safety reasons" (I don't use them) but anyone can go pick up a dumbbell which weighs 110lbs which isn't locked up, wheres the logic? I'm pissed and frustrated......before you suggest choose another gym, this is the best spot, believe me I've looked.
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idk, its not actually my gym but ive been to a bunch of ballies by me and theyre all pretty nice. some very nice.
AnonBecome her boyfriend and get shit your way plus headies and free membership..case solved!
She sounds crazy, maybe give her the ol 'snow plow'
AnonFunny things is, is that she is actually good looking but kind of a bitch in my opinion.
Good post bro. Unfortunately, gyms like the Y are there to the general masses. Most people cant even conceive lifting heavy the way a lot of us do. I've seen people get intimidated by a big muscular guy, grunting and groaning over a heavy lift. That's why a lot of places frown up on it. Banging plates scares the old ladies. My gym is great. I do what I want whenever I want to do it. I'm pretty fortunate though.
Anonyea, appreciate your good gym. Don't get me wrong the Y has always been cool, lots of young hot ladies in there and so on, but this damn gym nazi is fucking it up
Dude you obviously need to sleep with her.. A few good lays and you'll be laying the gym out how you want LOL
HAHAHAH yea buddy
I Fn hate it! My gym is starting to turn a bit soft too! No complaints about dropping weights yet tho, that's terrible
FUCK! She took the dip machine?!?!
AnonYea bro, the fucking dip machine, that things is old school arthur jones nautilus, I fucking loved that machine.....I think that was the tipping point for me
Packing checklist: rubber garden hose, duct tape, cantaloupe, rusty pliers, red party balloons, nine iron, shaving razor. Alright bro just need the address to your gym.
AnonNO shit brother.......
LOL love this post bro, but feel your pain. Once upon a time I lived in small small fishing town in Maine. God was that a hick town. It was like god forgot about that place. Anyways we only had ONE gym (that I knew of) and for a while it was absolutely horrible- basically just a bunch of cardio equipment, then an Old BB guy bought the whole gym and renovated it, it was like heaven answered me and a few other guys prayers lol. After he bought the gym it turned into JUST a bodybuilder gym it was awesome. I agree with the other guys man, just try and not piss her off too bad and talk to her if shit gets bad.
Anonnice to hear that you didn't suffer too long lol........I don't think she can be talked to, she has a complete different direction for where the gym is going. Are dumbbells are old and nasty (I don't give a shit, I still rep them) but she spends like 25k on new cardio equipment WTF
I think she needs pissed on. No seriously. I've never been pissed on but could imagine that if I was I would do whatever I could to find out what I did to cause that to happen and never do it again...ever! I think you have a lot of options. Try this, start carrying a dirty shovel around the gym with you and stare at her, a lot. Like a creepy uncle kinda stare. Serious bro, the sky's the limit.
Damn that's rough bro! Especially at the rate your progressing! Limits because of are is hard. Hope it gets worked big bro!
I think you will have to just take it on the chin! sleep with her.
I know the feeling brotha, small town guy myself, Horrible gym selection, our DB's only go to 90. They freaked out when I put chalk on the mats when deadlifting. So try to talk to them. The manager ended up telling me just not to make a huge mess with the chalk but whatever. SH-- is gonna turn the floor white over time then they will know it was me. Oh well.
AnonFuck bro, I'm glad I have the 110's, 90's would be horrible...
Yes it sucks. BUt I do what I can you know?
AnonYes sir, I feel you. Honestly 90lbs is a good weight. Just fucked up cause I have buddies in other states who dumbbells go up to 150lb. I wanna use a fucking hammer strength machine for christ sakes
I think she wants you to hit it. Maybe you need to get on her good side ya know, then get her to do things your way. Saounds like about your only option. But your the dude with one crazy stalker already right?
Anonhahaha crazy stalker has left me alone for the moment, I took your guys advice and never text her back. I would hit it, but it would be more of a hate fuck lol
Oh man those are the best! For real.
I don't think you have any choice here... You need to blow her f'n house up! J/k all I can suggest is try talking to her about it? Or put up w/ it? Not much help am I?
If she said she doesn't mean you then it sounds okay to me.
AnonIts the looks though bro, shes not a "bad" person I just think she's had her fair share of juice heads fucking up the place so she assumes I could possibly be one of them.