gym idiot
thursday at the gym there was this really annoying guy who was machine hogging. he kept going in and out of the free weight room for couple minutes at time and he was using 3 machines and a bench. mwag kept making fun of him cuz he had huge arms but nicer boobs than me. mwag said he had the worse gyno hes ever seen and it looked like he had paper water cup cones under his shirt. at least a large b maybe c cup lol well after he left the room again we went on the the cables and he came back in and said he was using it. i knew what was coming mwag was already really irritated so mwag walked away. 10 mins later the guy hasnt touched the machine. mwag is crazy mad at this point and walks over and says hey, 3 times to him, he had head phones in, i could tell he was ignoring him. the place was full. lots of mwags friends there too. mwag screams as loud as he could. YO BUDDY YOURE FUCKING DONE HERE. the guy said no im not and mwag switched out his stuff and said move along youre done. you been taking up enough time and shit. been an hour or more at this point and i dont think he did 5 things. the guy went to say something to mwag and mwags friend stepped in and said your done do yourself a favor and just leave it alone. the guy grabbed his bag and everyone started laughing and clapping. i thought mwag was going to beat him with a 10lb dumbell. this morning at the gym the guy apologized to mwag, said he didnt know who we were and it wont happen again. it was so funny to see him kiss mwags ass like that. mwag was nice though and even apologized for yelling.
im going to try to get a pic of this guys TaTa's to post. its so disgusting . hes probably on 22 maybe. mwags friend says he is always on prohormones all year round.
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I'll never understand.. if I'm using a machine or bench and someone seems like they wanna use it I'll even ask and offer to rotate withem.. shit I'll even spot them.. never had someone tell me I can't use a machine.. I'd fucking lose it.. when someone doesn't understand these social cues or can't handle someone on a machine when they're not using it I honestly wonder if they're autistic
i'm the same way, some guys just don't get it, these are usually the ones only working out to compensate for some some terrible insecurity and take everything personally. I actually get super uncomfortable when there is one in the gym, they are very obvious people, I feel bad for them, but you know if you try and talk to them and offer help they will freak out.
Oh I see the little man complex all the time.. had one of those try to pick a fight with me in front of his girl friend for no reason.. were talking a guy that looks 12 and is lucky if he weighs a buck fourty.. I was so caught of guard I just kept laughing hystarically until he turned red and left.. I cant bring myself to hit someone that small.. its almost like child abuse but he was prlly 30
I would have just sat on the machine I needed and started working out if he thinks he can use 5 machines. Fuck that. Lol at your boy callin him out though.
That drives me crazy...i was at the gym two nights ago and this young guy was on a machine that was next in my rotation and it happens to be the only one...so im doing my sets on a machine next to him...and he does like 2 sets then hes sitting there...so im like ok so i go to another machine...still he sits there...im like ok hes going to do another set just taking a break...then 10 min later without doing anymore sets he gets off the machine wipes it down all half arsed and walks away...i was steamin
Ggggrrrrrr!!!! This crap gets my blood boiling. This doesn't happen a lot, but it does drive me crazy. When these guys do finally finish, they never rack their weights, so you still don't know their done. Mwag had the right idea.
Wow! Maybe he has OCD, lol
My gym has the policy of only using 1 piece of equipment at a time for the max amount of time of 30 minutes, so there isn't that many issues with assholes hoarding or monopolizing equipment. If someone is using a machine or bench, the other shit that they think they are using is free game.
I've stabbed people for less than that.
valhallas bestlol... u need to start doing standup
valhallas besti woulda round housed him straight in the dick!!
Douchebagery at it's finest!!
AnonI hate cocksmokers like this! He's lucky he didn't get a beat down. He deserved one for sure
Reads like a titty twister would have solved the problem.
Everyone has people like that at there gym my gyms horrible I have a couple old guys n there prolly late 50 early 60 that if I'm using something and walk to the water fountain literally 30 feet awaythey jump on the machines I'm using happen at least once a week. It happens when there is no one else using machines just me. I learn to live with it to me yelling at them is pointless
I have the exact same problem. I know they see me blasting through sets and the minute i turn my back some middle aged f'tard swoops in and ofcourse they sit there like a glob of shit for 6 minutes between each set rather than step back to share/ take turns.
Are you saying he was using /reserved 3 machines and a bench at the same time? Who the hell does that?!
Looking forward to the photos!
he was using 3 machines n a bench all at once, thing is he barley used them but if someone tried he told them he was uning them. i think he only did 5 sets of things in the hour he was hogging them. he kept going in and out of the weight room, and when he was in there hes stand at the machine like 10 minutes before touching it. than would leave again and come back to the next machine and do the same thing again,
Almost like he wanted to piss everybody off! Hearing these stories I'm glad I workout at home.