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Getting kicked out of the gym!!!

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Just out of curiosity, i had this problem at my gym yesterday with the manager lol which btw he used to be my friend, and more than likely i will be driving 40 mins to the nearest gym around my area because i can no longer go there. Have any of you guys/girls have ever been kicked out of the gym for bad behavior? And what did you to deserve that? Comment!

roidjunky79's picture

U should be glad u got kicked out bro...if ur serious about ur training, getting kicked out of that shit hole will be the best thing that ever happened to u

RickRock1086's picture

You are absolutely right bro... I try to look at it that way, just came back from this other gym called "Dog Pounding" and man this place is hardcore, had the best workout in months.

ChemDawg's picture

Who runs it, Michael Vick?

RickRock1086's picture

Nope, Scooby Doo.

haez91's picture

I removed my self from a gym because I was told to need to be more quite because I was grunting too loud lol

Nitti's picture

Not for bad behavior. My boy wanted to check out a new gym and get away from ours for a day or 2. We checked out planet fitness. We didn't even make it past the counter. The fat kid behind the counter was a big fat fuckin douche bag. He said they don't want guys like us there as we make ppl uncomfortable. I couldn't stop laughing. You won't believe this, but they have fucking Pizza parties on fridays for their members in this place. I was having a little fun with the fat kid. I didn't really care that they didn't want us there but I wasn't going quietly. I said "So you don't want anyone who is actually in shape here huh? I see the staff is all fat or anorexic. Members are dressed like they're going clubbing. Nobody is sweating just briskly walking and bullshitting on your 900 tread mills". They had like a 10' x 10' section of free weights. An absolute joke! So yeah I got thrown out before I had a chance to set their lunk alarm off

roidjunky79's picture

I hear the dumbells only go up to 50lbs wtf??

ChemDawg's picture

I just read one of the comments that were posed underneath one of the PF commercials, and a guy said something along the lines that he is a long distance runner, and got kicked out for running too intensely, they said he was too sweaty.

White Bolt's picture

Lmao, great story bro.

killinit88's picture

It's called "lunk" alarm lol.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

its a gym for scared ugly people that are intimidated by people that look good. no joke. it sounds like a Test free zone in many ways.

Darktide's picture

Damn if that is the case I need to go to planet fitness. You know big fish in a small pond philosophy. I always say if you want to look big lift with anorexic people!

Pale's picture

Hahaha! That is hilarious Nitti! Them no lunk commercials have had me completely baffled, it is like they do not want anyone to be inspired or have goals. Crazy stuff for sure..

EmeraldLaoch's picture

HAHAHA fuck that! So if you were a slobbitty piece of shit and you worked out there and then one day you started looking fit then they kick you out? You can only work out here if you are out of shape? WTF bro? thats discrimination! Where is Al Sharpton when you need him?

Jc74s's picture

Fuck al sharpton

In a promo × 2
roidrage79's picture

Amen to that brother!

EmeraldLaoch's picture

this propagandizzle incidental criminal minimal animal laminate is habberdasherous!!! and racist!! everything is racist!!! i am outraged!

Nitti's picture

Have you ever seen the commercials? Look up "planet fitness commercials" on YouTube. Post a couple. They're funny as shit. I'm on my phone sitting down at a diner. I can't my wife will kill me. Lol.

cry_havoc's picture

I love the one where the guy learns to tie his shoes!!

Cocky75's picture

Here are two of my favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSeOieLh7s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eOZGC-8yXg

And I love these guys making fun of Planet Fitness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYGi40IZm3c

Iron_Addict0929's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAdUgIakxNU

This guy wasnt too fond of the lunk alarm.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

that is FUCKING AWESOME. I would have done the same thing. TREN MONSTER AHHH!

EmeraldLaoch's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzmoqmL7g

and here is our friend YokedMfer. Is that body grease all over his skin or just pure tren coming out of his pores?

EmeraldLaoch's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcKxcZ18uc

MOTHERFUCKER you never told me you did TV!!! Ill be damned if that isnt Tread and the Nittbomber himself!!! Love the shorts bro bro. That commercial is SO bromantic bro.

I never knew you could make fun of people for being in shape and having muscle. Thats a new type of discrimination i wasnt aware of.

ChemDawg's picture

What source sells Brotein?

EmeraldLaoch's picture

i think papa swole has his own proprietary blend. just Pm him ;)

ChemDawg's picture

The anorexic 17 year old, with confidence issues, that was posing as a 40 year old pro bodybuilder?

EmeraldLaoch's picture

nah man, hes totally legit. thats why i didnt worry when he said hed send me like a 50 pound tub of brotein and all i had to do was send him $1000 cash and a picture of the inside of my asshole. come to think of it... its been months and no brotein. Ah, hes probably just backed up with other orders.

ChemDawg's picture

It must be some good shit, I just put in my order. I cant wait, im going to get huge, 50lbs of muscle in a month, hell yeah.

EmeraldLaoch's picture

pretty much gonna have to now.. .give me a second. dont piss off the queen lol

daveman242's picture

Pizza????? Where do i sign up?

Nitti's picture

Not even kidding bro! It was ridiculous.

RickRock1086's picture

Thats exactly where i work out(well used to workout) Planet fitness, that place is a joke man.

Nitti's picture

Yup. They get all the winners in there.

Neo-istheone's picture

really you got kicked out of the gym>>> man, I can say no that has never happen to me... what did you do?

RickRock1086's picture

Well man thos gym is one of those gym's where u can not scream, wear tank tops, and shit like that u get the point. Well i was doing bench press and the fucker came in just to tell me that my form was fucked up and i need it to do it his way(prior to that he told me i was been too loud) and i told him that if it works for me i can care less what he thinks, & that if his form was soo bad ass why he had no chest & i continued with my lift, than went to the sauna located in the man bathroom & thats when i got mad & decided to let him know once again cuzz the sauna was "out of service" so i walk outsde to his office(wearing just a tongue) people was giving me WTF faces cuzz i was almost naked and told him that he needs to send some one to fix that sauna cuzz is the only thing i like from this gym. And he told me that if i wanna sweat to go do some cardio. So i started cursing him & told him to step outside and take care of things like men. Needles to say he told me to leave the gym and dont come back he got the phone and called the cops(pussy) and i left using the back door. So now im a lil screwed but hell its all good.

Pale's picture

Rick if you have a 40 minute trip to the nearest gym I would be scouring Craigslist for benches and weights. You are going to go broke driving that far anyway..

RickRock1086's picture

That would be my best bet right now for sure.

Muffins's picture

My old gym, the one I was booted from, didn't allow dead lifting. I was told multiple times to stop but didnt care to do so.

Catalyst's picture

LMAO - WTF?

Why wouldn't you be allowed to deadlift? You're best off out of a gym that has a rule like that.

Muffins's picture

Their reasoning is that they don't want people dropping the weights on the floor. It was for the best lots of fat bitches there.