YEP, I'M GOING THERE, if you're easily offended you may want to fuck off!

Remember when the teacher asked you to come to the front of the class and work the problem and you had to carry that book over your cock to cover your 14 year old raging boner...….well...…….welcome back Mr. Cocker, your gonna have a lot of time to wonder what to do with that thing. You better believe when you go from 100-600 natural testosterone to 2000+, the ol one eyed milkman is gonna come around quite often. You have a little more control now over what Spurt Reynolds does, but when you give him unlimited fuel for his bang-Bandit he's gonna want to take it for a drive, lots of drives, lots of long long long long drives. So, here's where we'll discuss what happens under the influence of "Lover Potion Number T" and how to deal with taking one-eye to the optometrist.

cause I love me some numbers, here we go:

1) HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH, WHEN IT COMES TO GRATIFICATION
There's not a difference whether we're talking about milking the monkey
or pounding away at your women's slop socket. Stimulation is fine as long as
precautions are taken. You have to understand you're not just you anymore, you're carrying
around two and a half horny teen agers in your hormone levels and they want to fuck
everything, from the hottest chicks to last callers. Hell you'll get to the point where you'd
fuck a snake if somebody held it's head just right, that's fine, just take precautions which we'll
cover later. For now just know that your once a day or twice a week intervals for polishing the
rocket will increase...dramatically. You'll be shucking more corn than a Iowa farmer in a
thousand day August. You'll be hornier than a three dicked hound dog in a French poodle
pound fest. In short, you'll be hornier than ever, so much it may interfere with your vocation
or relationship the first time you experience it under the influence of AAS so just expect it.

2) MASTERING THE MEAT PUPPET
We've already discussed the there will be super high elevations in your libido, now let's talk
about precautions. Your fuck stick loves fur burgers and who could blame him, but, those
pink canoes are only meant to be rowed so hard and long. You'll have way more desire and
stamina than most cum dumpsters can stand, that being said, don't think she'll stop complaining
and switch her mouth into your personal cock holster because you're still horny. She won't.
You'll need to be upfront and tell your 'other' (even if you're a turd burglar, his shit chute will be
blowing smoke rings) that you're using this enhancement so they're prepared. When you go
from having breakfast with dry toast to wanting two loaves with three tubs of butter both of you
need to set the table appropriately.

Now that we've discussed the proper considerations for poop-chutes and furry flounders let's talk
about knuckle shuffling. Yes sir, when it come to gear you'll be taking the fifth more times a day
Michael Flynn. You'll be twisting your crank like it's a 1912 Ford pickup
in an Antarctician snow storm trying get to the emergency room. So, what I mean
is you'll be blasting so much baby batter out of your cum cannon you'll think you have a problem.

And you do, it's called testosterone and it's perfectly natural. What's not is the levels your dealing
with. In a normal human being, one gets horny, one busts, one is satisfied and one goes on
about ones day. With enhanced levels of testosterone you will not get the relief from ejaculations
that you are accustomed to. You will not have a reprieve from the desire or need to relieve yourself
even though you've just accomplished the task minutes ago. This will begin early on in your cycle,
for some people this also includes a period of impotence, just like any known side effect. You'll need to
pay more attention to things like tension or torsion you apply to your penis as your ability to reach
climax may become delayed after increased sessions of masturbation and more stimulation is
required. This goes for your 'other' also. You'll be pounding away not realizing they're receiving
much more stimulation than usually necessary or desired.

When dealing with the increased requirements for stimulation some have gone into more and deeper
niches of pornography to the point where it could become illegal. You laugh now, but when you've only
six more minutes before you have to be somewhere, it's a fifteen minute drive and you've been jacking
off for two hours to bust that much needed third morning nut you may resort to things you normally
wouldn't. Think America Pie's what third base feels like. No seriously, rewind your mind and imagine
yourself on the bar, knees on the counter, pants around your ankles, stroking balls deep into a hot
innocent fresh homemade Nanna Jergens Apple Surprise. You laugh now huh? Just wait.....

3) SIDE EFFECTS OF HYPERSTIMULATION AND MASTUBATION
Stimulation in it's sexual state is like any other once it's been discovered it's old hat, and more
and more is required. Just like alcohol, heroin or reaching orgasm, it's all stimulation. We've already
discussed metal simulation and pornography and touched (pun intended) on purposely limiting
the amount of exposure to harder and harder times of visual stimuli now let's talk about pud damage.

First the obvious, as we've not used a colorful euphemism lately you can actually dent the helmet
when your varnishing the banister. What I mean is the prick, cap, dome, mushroom or tip can become
inflamed and swollen from the constant impacts taken when you've been taking the skin boat to tuna
town and hitting the waves a little to hard or speed bagging the clam hammer and made to much top
end contact. When this happens there will be swelling and a loss of sensation while Herman Von
Longschlongenstein heals. If this happens you need to back off a bit. Some tips are to limit the
amount of time spent on the task at hand, limit the amount of shots you take over the bow in a given
day or to get your 'other' to open their cock garage a certain amount of times per day in order
to drain the fluids.

4) RUNNING OUT OF SEMEN
Well, you've finally done it. You've blown the nose hose until there's no more cock snot left. The
pussy pump has run dry or the ghostbuster has run out of erectoplasm. Ol' Action Jackson has
tossed the spam javelin and the cocktopus has bled out. What do you do now. First, just know that
your boy boulders produce about 1.5ml - 6.5ml per day. A normal upchuck of ball barf consist of around
1.5 - 2.5ml according to the WHO (World Health Organization not the band you fucking burnouts).
This equates to about 1/3 - 1/2 as teaspoon of love butter every time your blue balled whale clears
it's blow hole. You only make so much dong water per day and it's easy to drain that pond with
minor digging let alone the steam shovel amount of knuckle shuffling you've been up to. First,
there are no, NO, known meds that increase semen levels. There are natural OTC minerals and
vitamins that slightly increase the semen volume as a side effect but only minutely. First, to get
globs of high cocktose porn syrup shooting from your roman mandle like a porn stars firehose
you can edge. Refrain from ejaculation. Practice and perfect the dry orgasm repeatedly. As
far as increasing the amount of man chowder you can produce from your gootchbean, time is all
you can rely on.

Now that we've covered this rather embarrassing topic with all the class of a teenaged Japanese
crack whore bukkake queen let's get back to the reality. Your libido will increase and you will have to
deal with the hormonal aspect of AAS in this respect. Beginners may want to research persistent
genital arousal disorder ( a primarily female issue) but the closest to what you're going to experience.

Till next time, happy gains!