fuckin strippers
tonight was a good night. we went to the strip club to have a few drinks and a few laughs. during the night i had a girl come to me sayin she wanted to hang out. so, being the gentleman i am, i said ok. we started to hang out when she asked me if i wanted to go to the VIP section. i said no but she said it would be ok and she wouldnt charge me. so we went there and was hanging out and she was talking bout wanting to go home with me and shit. so the night went on and we were all into eachother and shit(so i thought)LOL until the lights came on and this bitch had the nerve to tell me i owed her $500. i said what the fuck you talking about!!! you said you wanted to hang out so u should pay me.WTF!!! i flipped the fuck out and snaked my way out the back door. that shit is crazy!!!!!! has this shit happened to any of you guys before????
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silver389When I use to go I would always say, "just looking but if I have any questions I'll be sure to ask you."
They need some ladys in this convo!! Commdiver enjoyed your night, have you had anymore exciting nights?
Wow! I don't like to judge but what is the purpose of going to a strip club? You get all hot a horny with some chicks that want your money.
I hear all of comment from my girlfriends that their men are cheating with stripers?? WTF???? Y? lol
I work with a few people who I have heard of dropping $700+ a night at strip clubs and not getting shit other than lap dances and talk time with these girls. Watched a guy marry a stripper, she had told him that he had gotten her pregnant, 3 months later she said she actually wasn't pregnant and divorced the guy. After the guy damn near went broke giving her all of his money. I can point out a dozen guys who get constant text messages from the same few strippers, and each one of these guys argue with each other about who the strippers "truly" like more. The shit is pathetic.
Been to a strip club twice. Both times I was pretty hammered and I was completely turned off by the whole deal. I just felt too weird to be sitting down and not doing shit but staring at a chick on stage. I prefer the dance club scene, its way more fun to actually be moving, there are hotter/more respectable females, and if you are talking/dancing with a girl they are doing so because they want to...you're not getting played for money by these chicks is what I am saying.
This was so hilarious. Have you been to anymore strip clubs recently.
I'm good friends with the owner of the local strip club...and those welfare, ghetto-ass bitches know better than to even approach me with that shit. Most are nothing but crack-addicted con artists who tell people during the day that they only do it to pay for college tuition----fucking bitches can't even SPELL college.
Damn bro, that's one hell of a story. Lmao, at least you got some good head outta the deal.
and im no kid bro, im 28. i just dont go to strip clubs. lol
lmao, this bitch was good cause thats exactly what she did. she first came to me and was dancing and shit but wasnt charging me. she would just come up and dance and bullshit and then go work the floor and then come back. never asked for a dollar. and then she grabbed my hand and went to the vip spot. i paid the 60 to get in and she said that would be all the coin ide have to put up. we were back there for prob a half hr or so and thsts when she says " this is going to be 500" !!! lmao, that bitch def tried to pull a fast one.
Hahaha how old are son? I once paid 50 bucks for a drink when a stripper asked me to buy her a drink. Never get it twisted on what they are there for. If she wanted you she would go work the room and come back to you inbetween. Guys and not ask you to go to the VIP room. Sorry kid live and learn.
yea you right, i am a strip club newb. well, somewhat. ive been a few times but was never really interested in payin mad money to get groped. ide much rather spend some coin on a couple drinks at a bar, at least u get to beat up on some pussy that way.
Bro, I always gets me a stream of strippers (and porn chicks) the trick is DON'T meet them where they work!
Will be returning to the lonely, pathetic world of banging strippers and porn chicks seeing me and the lil woman have parted ways... thought i'd be sadder about it, but hey...
well damn that sucks, well as George Bush Jr would say, ya gotta get back on that horse and ride it.
tread-mAnd ride he shall my friend, ride he shall....
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Call me in 2 weeks if it doesn't work and I'll tell you to up the doseage.
tread-mYou complete me!
tread-mYou're in the mourning phase...this is a good place to start! Stay thirsty...
TxBigBoyHahaha! Man yea never listen to those bitches, you gotta hear it from the managers. I used to go all the time back before I got married and we had the hook up with the managers for VIP cause we always dropped so much cash on booze everything else always got comp'd.
LMMFAO!!!!!! I would have flipped out to but im not paying no $500 just get groped, if im paying that much for ass it better be the golden fuckin pussy, that mutha fucka better come with a garantee that it has never been fucked with signed by Jesus himself. Im not even spendin $500 on the ol lady and ive been with her for 4 years. your better off just going and finding you an escort, hell theyre alot cheaper and at least you know ull get your moneys worth.
tread-mEasy there big money...easy! You will soon learn, 500 dollars is a small price to pay for happiness if it gets little thang out to the mall so the pope can play!
I'm really surprised you didn't have there bouncers chasing your ass down, you lucked out
28savage28lol...strip club newb...thats the oldest trick in the book! VIP is NEVER FREE, i dont care if your dating the bitch!
Hahaha exactly...most definitely the oldest trick in the book-And no sex in the Champagne Room!