FOR GOTH AND GENERAL LOLZ
A Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Perhaps if we can poke fun at everyone across the board nobody will feel singled out. This is all in fun I love you all 
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor -pray.
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvanism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesized and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half of the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Bodybuilderism: Lift that shit.
This next one is courtesy of GearHead.
Southern Baptist Christian fundamentalist: shit is written, or it isn't.
See guys. Everyone can have fun.
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Lol, good post. I could use a laugh
AnonYou should change your name to mr.lahey!
I'm always looking for a laugh thanks I take life too serious lol
You can have your beliefs or disbeliefs, but if you don't have a sense of humor, you don't have nothing. I can respect both sides of the coin, but ultimately I can laugh at just about everything. This post was pretty freaking funny(non sarcastic) I enjoyed it, thanks bro.
Exactly man if you can't have fun and laugh at yourself and just get on auto-piss mode acting like everything is a personal attack, you have too much self generated stress in your life. I'm glad I was able to bring ya some laughs
RustyhookerWow! This list made my day! Haha
That's what I like to hear!
Every culture.. Every civilization in history has had some form of religion or beliefs that believes in a higher power then themselves .. Why? I feel it's mans need to feel purpose and establish order by religion .. Such as if u break gods law your will spend eternity in hell.. It's a way to control the masses of people with out force . Every culture in history has prayed or sacrificed things to a god or gods in hope if pleasing him or for the hope of a fertile harvest or grant them victory in battle.. I just find it funny that man since the begging of time has had this belief system of some sort or another regardless of where or when they lived..
Think this was more for a little chuckle mate, not to provoke intense discussion. We know when that happens the LoLz go out the window and things go downhill rapidly
Lmao.. I know my point exactly everybody's estrogen must be really high lately lol
It's just one of these things unfortunately, it's always gonna create divide no matter the context.
Personally of you can take the piss out of yourself now and again, your doing it wrong LoL.
:))) ha ha always count in you for a laugh
waltrI'm a Christian and I am offended.
I am a shitian and I am shit.
You know what blows my mind? That all of Europe would give up their own religions that had lasted eons, in return for a story that originates in the middle east based on a Jewish carpenter that had already been dead for 200 years before his story was put to parchment. Can you even imagine passing a story down verbally for 200 years? Do the old pass the word around the room trick once, then multiply it by 73,000 days and see how accurate your story is,lmao
I won't even go there lol. I'm sure you and I could go alllll day.
Good job this and the other thread caused me to laugh hysterically in public and I cant show them why I am laughing when they ask
Holy shit, I didn't even realize there was this many religions lol.
no shit...
Or is it?
hold your hand out .. you tell me
sniff .... Yep. Confirmed for shit.
HOLY SHIT!!!
And of all those religions, Christi-insanity is like one of the newest. There were hundreds of religions way before Christianity....all with the same story....virgin birth, scrificial death, resurrection...etc...etc..
GREAT stuff by the way lol
Hahhaa fuckin love it. No reason to take things on this board personal unless it's directed right at you
even then TED... it's words on a screen right ?
Grrll I completely agree. I've always felt that way. I can not say I have not gotten heated from words directed at me on here once or twice however. We are all human. And many of us a little jacked up on other things ;)
Of course TED, I can't say that I haven't, but at the end of the day I can I can hit one button on the computer and make it all go away. It doesn't really alter the trajectory of my life, my ego needs to challenged every once in a great while and if I can't manage it here I am doomed for failure in the real world because there is ALWAYS something out there that I can CHOOSE to be offended about.
This is the wisdom i missed from when you were both very active in the forums. Clearly I'm still young but I agree. This is only the Internet and there is no reason for anything here to alter your mood in your daily life. I use this to keep myself safe and learn. Joking around and interacting with the people who feel the same as I do is only a plus
It is always good to have fun and laugh while learning .. we aren't always going to like everyone and not everyone is going to like us. That is just the way life is .. we don't all have to this is what makes us individuals .. we get to choose how we are and sometimes we forget that it IS our choice and we hand the power over to someone else .. everything is what you make it ..
ApuI like everyone. I'm just a little upset with Noid right now for taking my mod position before I even had a chance to submit my resume. >:~\
looks like you are stuck at the Quickie Mart
Your now on Tom Cruise's shit list.
Just what I need, a couch stomping midget berating me about my thetan count.
He's a feisty little fucker that one, he'll have you converted and shipped off to Scientology camp before you know what's hit you.
Hahahahaha always the right place at the right time.
I think I am going to look up page 157 ...