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F*ck Bandaids

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I'm running my first real cycle at 250mg Test E e3d. It's been pretty slick so far, except for one minor... annoyance. You'd think it was the inch and a half long needle in my ass, quad, or delt, but no. I actually am starting to look forward to my next pin. Turns out the skin on my glutes is extremely sensitive to the adhesive of the bandaids I was using. It's been about a month now and the first bandaid mark from my first injection is still as red and obnoxious as ever. It's a great conversation starter for my girlfriend too.

"Hey hunny, why do you have a bandaid mark on each of your butt-cheeks?"

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Grlll brought it to my attention that I need a believable story to tell those that may encounter my posterior, so I came up with this.

"It was a dark night when I was out camping last year, when all of the sudden the bushes began to quiver... I could sense danger in the air. Charlie, the 8 year old suffering from terminal cancer who's sole wish in life was to go camping one last time, could feel it too. Before we had a chance to even blink, the creature leap from its position and rushed us. It was a 12 foot tall bear, weighing in at roughly 600 kilos (most women have no idea how much a bear weighs or what a kilo is, so this should make it more believable). Knowing it was now or never, I swiftly jumped in front of the bear and wrestled him into submission. With it's last ounce of strength, it reached into it's pockets and pulled out a most foul bandaid, and forced it against my sensitive cheeks. Charlie made it... but I'll never be the same."

Sir William's picture

Lol muffintop welcome back brother where u been @ it?

Muffintop315's picture

Hey bro! I tried to message you back about the tbol thing, but it wouldn't let me. Turns out you have to be friends to send messages, sorry about that. The nice thing about that cycle was the lack of bandaid's required....

Sir William's picture

no way cuz, good to have u back in the fold I shot u a friend msg, bark at me when u get at it, I could share a lol or 2 wit u since u been gone bro ;-)

Muffintop315's picture

Added you bro.

Griff's picture

Hilarious! Hey I figured out that my girl was the one when she seen my naked ass. Thats true love if she hangs around after seeing my hairy ass. TMI

gsleepy's picture

LMAO

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Muffintop315's picture

Come on grrl, those are the legit ones. I know I don't have much rep but don't think I'm going to fall for any bunk gear. Send me a PM and name your price for the batmans. I'm thinking of running them eod for 12 weeks alternating with flintstones. Does this sound okay guys?

killinit88's picture

Answer to girlfriends question: "Well sugar muffin, all those times that you were annoying and i told you to kiss my ass. I literally ment kiss my ass, STOP BITING IT!!"

OmNom's picture

Honestly I've just been putting pressure til it clots and go about my business after injections... Not that I'd advise.. I had to trim hair off an injection site on my quad and I can tell you I got many questions for that =x

clm83's picture

Maybe try some that has spongebob or some other cartoon on it the adhesive May not be as strong lol...Ive never used a bandaids after injection why do use it?

Muffintop315's picture

Well, I messaged my source and asked him if he carried flintstone bandaids. I hear they use a moisturizing adhesive that's only legal in the UK. Oddly, I haven't heard back from him yet, but I'm sure he's just busy.

clm83's picture

Haha just rub it for about 20-30 seconds in my opinion u dont need them Ive never used them anyways...i May be wrong thou

Muffintop315's picture

Thanks bro. I don't usually bleed, it's just the first two pins I decided to use bandaids for. The marks stayed there ever since! I just figured this'd be a funny topic.

Muffintop315's picture

Holy shit. If he'd have put those in my hands I'd have told him it wasn't happening even IF he took me to dinner first...

jpal's picture

roflol thats great

Muffintop315's picture

Well, I suppose I never have to worry about being a hard-ass.

bigrhino's picture

.....and JT does know his cheeks........lol