Exciting NEW Gym Equipment
2012 baby and we are a tech world!
New machines vital for mainstream New Years Resolutionists.
The Blackberry Thumb Press (keeps them off the machines WE are actually using)
The Mouth Press (go talk on your phone somewhere else)
The Text Press w built in Neck Bender (can't be big a texter and have good posture or look where they are walking so this increasing the stoop neck FAST)
One for the car: A machine that blows their fucking brains out when they even think to text and drive.
One for the toilet: we know these idiots are on the can texting leaving to time to wipe or wash their nasty hands. Wipes the ass the chops off the poopy hands.
One for the Vanity Queens: Looks like a mirror but has a really pretty woman picture so they quit fluffing their hair and make up giving me a boner when I try to concentrate.
Another month and allot of these fuckers are going to realize they actually have to have more then dope ass sweats and a iPod to get in shape.
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Aint none of those fuckers come to our gym. Virtualy no heating. Got down to -16 degrees outside at one point last year. And yes you guessed right nearly same temp inside. Stop long enough to text and you will get frostbite. Think I might fuck off to tech world next winter!
JtizzleMy gym only has ugly girls so most guys dont get distracted.. but personally i like ugly women so it's hard on me.. ;)
OE2000If it wasn't for us ugly ppl, you attractive fucks would have nothing to compare too!
AnonIf not for ugly I'd get no action.
AnonI just think about blowing myself and how god damn amazing my muscles look.. who needs girls! hahaha
OE2000Shoulda said "No Homo" ..... cause I think Im in love with you!
Nasty81Natefuckin weight room was crawling with skinny punks pumping curls with the worse form ever...cant wait for this shit to die down. I hate first of the year at the gym!!!
AnonOff the chain right now man! I am slamming extra protein to fart them away from me.
AnonYou mean the kids who stand in front of the power rack and do curls in the mirror with 20 pound dumbbells. then leave. haha
AnonYou mean SWING the 20's like some cartoon character?
Nasty81NateExactly